How would you react if someone told you 'you have a stick up your ass"?

[Toad-1]

ehhhhh?

[bingbaddaboom]

Obviously if it's someone like your grandpa or something you should play it off. Otherwise, it's not acceptable to receive a comment like this if you're a guy (most especially in a group setting) solely because of the unintended connotation. I'd probably respond by saying something like--

"And you've got a dick up yours."

Stand up for yourself and one-up the person.

[TripleAce]

Id think the ones that get noticed are the really good or really bad... middle floats by... Stick up your ass isn't so bad lol, at least the person noticed hahah - which could lead to something positive for both of you if you're the type to seize the moment...

[BrittBratt2416]

I wouldn't have a stick up my ass if I didn't have to see you existing every day or it takes another person with a stick their ass to notice. Or you're the one who put it there, if you stopped ruining people's lives they wouldn't be so damn angry all the time.

[Máiiréad]

"Well you are an ass and if you don't fuck off away from me then you and that tree branch are going to get real close real soon."

[Max_winner1]

Well if I was a homosexual I would be the first to be an ass to you in order to get the special tree branch treatment. With the lub or just rough and dry?

[Vindicated]

I would ask if it is that person's stick

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[InfoBot]

I would say "You mispronounced dick. I have a DICK up my ass. It's your dad's, he's being rimmed by your grandma at the same time".

[IAmRedThunder]

I'd say something like "no... Actually it's a cucumber" or something grossly sexual like that to make them feel uncomfortable 😂😂

[bingbaddaboom]

Not the best idea if you're a straight male.

[CubsterShura]

Never been told that so i don't know. :/

Maybe say "Yeah ikr u help meme with getting that out.." -.-

[19magic]

I'd just laugh I'm really open and really laid back person often doing things I don't particularly want to do so there's no arguments

[Justalittlebitbored]

*Accompanied by some sexy moans*

[ciscosqueen]

thats really funny coming from a person whos got their head up theirs... wake up call... its not a hat js

[MuffinHead]

Tell them to take it out so I can beat them with it.

[ThereGoesThatBadMan]

no but I see you take being a witch very seriously.. you got your broom with you already:) lol

[JimRSmith]

I'm not an uptight person, so I'd be pretty surprised.

That is what it means, right?

[BaileyisDarcy]

Id wonder how loose people they usually hang out with are.
I consider myself pretty easy going.

[Max_winner1]

I usually correspond that too office folk who have suits on and walk like they have a cucumber up their asses. Kinda funny.

[ThisDudeHere]

I would probably stop having a conversation with them.

[Pomegranate139]

Well I'm adventurous and like it there.

Maybe if you kiss me you can taste it? 😘

[Mexicoman101]

Nah lady this will just get horrible perverts like me to call your bluff

[Solomonmundy]

would you like one up yours? it's more fun when it's 2 people 😉

[llorando]

http://i.imgur.com/kqjyWIQ.gif

[clampfan101]

Turn around looking for it. rofl j/k!
I'd silently walk away avoiding the person as I tried to forget about it.

[Bleh-___-]

I know, I like how it feels.

[Toad-1]

pm explosion incoming

[normielover6969xD]

U jew. Reply to me.

[Bleh-___-]

False, I drink milk with my pork

[normielover6969xD]

Bleh I think you are perfect. I will give up everything to have a chance with you. Please : (

[Bleh-___-]

@Toad-1 what do you think

[normielover6969xD]

Toad say yes man. Bless our union

[Toad-1]

I think... Pie is delicious

[Bleh-___-]

Agreed. Looks like Toad made up his mind, sorry man

[normielover6969xD]

I will keep trying until you leave this application lel

[Bleh-___-]

Better hurry, the time is coming

[normielover6969xD]

I will buy you a psn card if you give me a chance. I know you're not the money type but Im desperate :(

[Silver158]

@normielover6969xD PSN card... that's true romance right there.

[Max_winner1]

Why do you taunt these boys with your virginity? Dangerous woman you are indeed. Try the stick dry it really takes colon cleansing to a whole new level.

[normielover6969xD]

Its just an offering so she'll consider it lol

[Bleh-___-]

@Max_winner1 I like splintering the stick and giving it more texture

[normielover6969xD]

Splinter Cell

[Max_winner1]

Mmmmm splintered stick with new improved ridges... *drool* man I got issues. lol

[normielover6969xD]

Mechanical dildos are sexy

[Bleh-___-]

Lm (splintered) ao

[normielover6969xD]

Bleh I want you to steal my anal virginity. Rape me

[Bleh-___-]

You can have my stick after I'm done with it.

[normielover6969xD]

Can you put it inside me?

[Bleh-___-]

Nope

[normielover6969xD]

by the way has me replying to almost every opinion you post become annoying yet? Its fucking hilarious from where Im standing lmao

[Bleh-___-]

Oh was that supposed to be a troll? Below average performance, not impressed

[normielover6969xD]

Im not trolling tho. Its a mix of passion and wit lmao. Its fun chasing you around. You can end it all by saying "you have no chance with me" tho

[Bleh-___-]

Ah. Carry on then

[normielover6969xD]

I do have a chance after all. Thank you bleh lmao

[RedThread]

Can you help me take it out?

Here I'll bend over...

[Justinaveragedude]

Say "no, it's your head due to all your brown nosing."

[Luigi24]

in the moment, talk some shit back.
later, think about if they are right and you take silly things too seriously, maybe they have a point although they weren't right in their way of saying it

[GirlThatDraws]

I've been told that before. People think I'm stuck up and serious when the complete opposite

[Roadcruiser1]

Say that again so I can stick your head where the sun does not shine.

[Calix]

I'd say "cool do you want me to take it out and put it in yours?"

[Rubified94]

"Let me shove it up yours"

[Toad-1]

careful, he might like it lol

[Cody01]

I have no emotion I'd walk away

[April10]

I would feel a bit insulted

[VirginiaBeachBum]

"That's your finger. Please take it out."

[Kenni]

exactly like that picture

[Nerdvana]

It would depend on how big the stick is

[Paris13]

"Hair up your ass" is the Word Here, dear. xx

[DamnAnon]

I would laugh and ask them to take it out.

[Smegskull]

I'm not gonna be but hurt about it.

[jesusnicolas97]

I would be mad