How much weight do I have to lose to ride on an emu?

[N23SA]

I am 110 lbs but these things look pretty dainty. Theoretically, how much weight would I have to lose to ride an emu?

[anmari2001]

If you can't lose weight them make the emo gain weight ;)

[N23SA]

this is... a GREAT IDEA

[anmari2001]

Very much 😊😊

[ChandelierBoing]

I could be your emu if you don't get one

[N23SA]

how fast can you run with a human on your back?

[ChandelierBoing]

I could beat a 70 year old granny

[N23SA]

Damn you're hired

[Revolver_]

You're heavier than me

[N23SA]

how much do you weigh?

[Revolver_]

104lbs

[N23SA]

oh wow
I guess we'll both find out if we can ride emus

[Revolver_]

I'll ride you as you ride emus

[N23SA]

no i'm not your emu

[Revolver_]

Be my emu

[N23SA]

no get ur own emu

[Revolver_]

Sorry

[N23SA]

it's ok I forgive you

[Revolver_]

no don't forgive me

[N23SA]

oh..

[Revolver_]

I'm sorry

[N23SA]

I don't forgive you

[Revolver_]

Thank you

[N23SA]

(・・。) ゞ

[Revolver_]

Thankies

[N23SA]

you... stop this right now

[Revolver_]

I will stop this right now

[N23SA]

ok thank you

[Revolver_]

You're welcy

[N23SA]

welcy is a horrid word

[Revolver_]

* You're welcies

[N23SA]

please bury me I can't take this world anymore

[Revolver_]

I won't be able to bury you whilst being buried with you, though

[N23SA]

oh dang who's gonna bury us

[Revolver_]

🤔🤔

[theFantasticJ]

What? 😂😂

[N23SA]

I don't know either, no one else is answering :(

[theFantasticJ]

😂😂😂😂