What's the wisest thing anyone has ever said to you?

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What's the wisest thing anyone has ever said to you?

monkeynutts · Accepted Answer

pussies don't like dicks because they get fucked by the dicks. But dicks also fuck asswholes, asswholes just want to shit on everything. Some pussies think they can handle the asswholes their own way, but the only thing that can fuck an asswhole is a dick, with some balls. The only problem with dicks is they fuck to much, or when it is not appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that. Sometimes pussies get so full of shit, that they become asswholes, because pussies are only an inch and a half away from asswholes I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know, that if you don't let us fuck this asswhole, soon we will have all dicks and pussies covered in shit.

ENTP_EMO · Accepted Answer

Thank you wise one.  I've never been hurt since your words struck me. I am a healer now. I am gentle and kind. I will treat people with this mental illness. That makes them addicted to pain.

jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

When I was younger I really liked religious guys because I loved God so much and when I was around a religious guy I felt like I could feel God's presence around them and a guy from bible study said my attraction to men who loved God was a result of some mental disorder he thought I had and not a result of my love for God. This made me EXTREMELY angry. I felt like he was committing the worst blasphemy and slander you could possibly come up with.

Grimwaldo · Accepted Answer

"Wise words were never spoken. Desperate people just created meaning where there wasn't so they wouldn't feel so incredibly alone. But loneliness is just how humans are. Stop searching for meaning in the small things and learn to chill the fuck out. Set a goal. Make it. And stop needing for meaning to matter cause it only ever males your head get in the way." (Kinda one of those somewhat ironic types of things).

vishna · Accepted Answer

"A good man is hard to find" I actually don't agree with this.

But I do like that it makes me realize finding a person who is good to you and who you vibe with is not the easiest task. So, treat people well while you can and don't let a good thing slip away.

Honglitha · Accepted Answer

You need to believe in me if you're jealous it means that you don't believe me. How can we managed our relationship if you never tried to be positive thinking. Lol

yeimare · Answer

There's a difference between surviving and being alive.

I was living with this girl at the time and we were barely scraping by. I was working 6 sometimes 7 days a week and i was completely burnt out. But she did not work. And i got her a job where i worked and she 'didn't like it' so she quit. Eventually my dad took me for a drive and a meal and he said. You should let her go kid. You're not even in your twenties yet and you're wearing yourself out for this girl who doesn't seem to care enough to help. You're surviving. You got enough food to get you through the day and you got enough money to keep the lights on. But you're not living. At your age you should go out for beer with your buddies or go to the movies on your days off. And you're supposed to have days off. This isn't living this is surviving. Living life is so much more than this. And maybe you think she makes you happy. But happy isn't supposed to be this hard.

iammoinsheikh · Answer

The wisest thing i think is they said about they believe in you.
For example, i want to become an actor by profession but everybody around me are making my fun for it and i also knows it but there is my best friend who tells me every time i get demotivated that you will be the world biggest filmstar and i get haply by hearing it because it inspires you motivates you and you get more efficient and passionate about your work.
May it clear your questions.

waskito · Answer

This hardly has to do with relationships but I remember I was walking home from the movies one day at roughly 2 am and this guy came up to me in a long trench coat and he asked me in a creepy voice can I ask you a question? So I was already alarmed at this point but I said sure because what other option had I. And he asks me would you rather die a quick merciful death or a live a life full of misery at which point he reached his right hand into his trench coat which at this point I was freaking out and about to run fearing of being stabbed or shot but I replied I think you should ask the question to someone else to which he responded you know what, I think you're right and he moved on as he passed me I very carefully walked around and I kept looking back to make sure he's not chasing me down to stab me.

abc3643 · Answer

"If it doesn't feed me, fuck me, or get me high, I don't care about it."
- Steve, Age 20, in the summer of 1986 when I was 23 and working the night shift with him at the Pepsi-Cola plant in Long Island City, New York right across the East River from the United Nations and the Pan-Am Building.

Aki6000 · Answer

Not exactly said but from a book instead (I don't usually talk to people much so I read instead):
'The wise man does not esteem a person more highly because of what he says, neither does he undervalue what is said because of the person who says it'
-Confucius

Bjorn526 · Answer

Your most glorious moments are not achieved by avoiding failure but how you get back on your feet after you fall... so, make sure you make plenty of mistakes if you want to be proud of yourself

pizzalovershouse · Answer

a older girl said i want to poke you but shebdint say it that way an i dint know whatbit meant the word so i had to ask a girl the term this is a girl i know then it msde me think did she think itvwas funny i just how odd to say that an females think guys say odd things to them I've heard sum odd comments

Eleventy · Answer

From Marcus Aurelius' "meditations": He basically says There are two options; Providence or atoms. If everything is caused by Providence, why complain against God? If everything is due to chance (atoms) then why complain at Fate (cause and effect)? So either God/Gods cause everything or cause and effect do, in either case everything that will happen is set in stone so why complain about it? All we can do is focus on what's in our control, which is our perceptions and actions.

Whatthefluff · Answer

Everything from the book Laughing At My Nightmare by Shane Burcaw. Especially: "If it doesn't affect you in a month, year, or ten years from now, it's not a big deal." I parsphrased this badly, he says it much better

AndresSalsaDancer · Answer

When going through a tough time, consider that you are not the only human to have endured the same thing. Probably hundreds of thousands have been through the same tough life choice, hard breakup, big move, etc. They all probably ended up fine. So will you

mottingdog · Answer

You don't live to satisfy others. You live for your own fulfillment. (Basically, don't bring yourself down just to meet everyone's expectations of you.)

Renegade_man · Answer

A man has two things in his life his word and his name and if your word is bad your name means nothing

andreasderjuengere · Answer

I remember two wise statements:
- A retired judge: ''If laws prevent the application of justice, humanity is at risk''
- My mother: ''It is the right of the young to be wrong. It is the wrong of the elders to be right''

jefferymichaels · Answer

The wisest thing I was told,, grandma said hey young soldier you gat to go out there and hustle hard and make it at early age... be wise.. Love who ever comes your way no matter their country, respect who any woman that falls nd love you life will be easier with you and your relationship... and I guess she was right things worked out ways she explained, but I later lost my wife, but am still happy nd I wish to find some one fill my late wife's void...

LucyGrace · Answer

My dad: "don't depend on others. If you want things done. Do it yourself and do it which every way possible"

MonaLee · Answer

You get what you give. Live the present, not the past or future. Enjoy every simple moment in your life.

GreedyGiver651 · Answer

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts" "Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you"

Claire136 · Answer

"Don't be happy, be practical and you'll be suprised how far it will get you. " And "Follow the brain, not the heart".

Hurlyburly · Answer

My mother: Loyality isn't about not to have any other choices, but to make the right decisions

MajorGin · Answer

My father once said to me: Son, if you worry so much about what other people think, they succeed in preventing you from having the best future.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

My grand-dad was dying and he warned me about my ex-girlfriend and the thing is he never knew nothing about what was going on between me and her but he told me and i listened to what he told me.

kenworth · Answer

If your on a golf cource. And you hear someone yelling the number 4 at you cover you head. A golf ball is comming at you

torwulf · Answer

1. If you don't risk anything, you risk everything. Robin Moore 2. Sooner or later this will all disappear. Invest in yourself and use the little time you have to the best of your ability.

MMM369 · Answer

Don’t shit where you eat at... anything is a world of its own... I’ve heard too many wise things I can’t tell which one is the wisest one

michael78018 · Answer

War only begots yet more war at the end of the day sometimes we just need to swallow our pride and let things go for the sake of peace

Meia28 · Answer

"Ask your heart why"-my counselor in my first session & it helps me a lot

Jjpayne · Answer

Think smarter not harder is the first thing that's comes to mind

Jimmie-Rustler · Answer

This by far

IV155 · Answer

Hatred is a poison ya drink yorself hoping it kills another. Just be happy in life.

rapfan107 · Answer

Don't take most people's advise , if you don't want their life don't take their advise

thottiana · Answer

“You’re useless, you should just kill yourself now”

larswisner · Answer

if life gives you lemons squeeze them in someones eyes

NYCQuestions1976 · Answer

My Grandmother: "In a world of asses, it's better to be a wiseass than a dumbass."

Blueeyes81 · Answer

You shouldn't change for anyone you should change because of someone.

Gedaria · Answer

You should stop smoking it will kill you ,,, how so right...

Rhys_r15 · Answer

'Shut the f**k up, the world doesn't revolve around you' 😂 wise words from my dad

Samtheman_ · Answer

About three oalk trees will get you 64 wooden planks

vald9inches · Answer

Life is a bitch Life is a whore fuck it before it fucks you!

Iamagoodguy · Answer

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never harm me

Guanfei · Answer

Don't trust anyone, because anyone could betray you if the reward is high enough.

bigbang101 · Answer

Be in the present moment and all will fall into it's place. - My Guru

mactallica · Answer

Careing about people and letting your self get attached is a gaurente to get hurt. So ask yourself is this person worth giving a fuck about.

name_is_eric · Answer

You fight or get beat up, there ain't no third option.

riri85w · Answer

"Poor people beg for what they need and buy what they want".

Aevatar · Answer

Don't let the pickles near the cat. They might be hungry

Muzakashi · Answer

I was told to do what you like doing, and eventually you'll make a job out of it. And look at me now, just about to hand in my bachelor.

anonymit · Answer

You can be the smartest person in the world; no one will believe you with out that piece of paper (diploma)

Nice222 · Answer

Watch your Pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves.

ItsMeDoodles · Answer

He who flings the dirt, cannot complain of the mess.

Smegskull · Answer

Ignorance is bliss, but it's not the ignorant's fault so don't resent them for it.

bongger · Answer

10 years is not too long for a nobleman to take revenge.

hanshii · Answer

Dont let other people decide who you can or cannot date. You can make mistakes too!

Logical_Idolist · Answer

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

MriPibbXtra · Answer

2 wrongs don’t make 1 right.

robgilmore · Answer

Dont shit where you eat

WhereAmI · Answer

Shit flows down from the top... literally.

Mrblueballs42 · Answer

Dont let the fears in life define who you are.

Stan_Control_ · Answer

There is no trying, there is only the doing.

hazfire · Answer

Understand Sunder. And think of it every day.

Hispanic-Cool-Guy · Answer

Learn to adapt. Grandma.

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