Girls below 5'5" aren't girls, they're Pokémon. Do you agree? (Page 2)
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Why do the short girls hate this.
Free food, no responsibility, get to shoot lasers from your mouth.
Think of all the things you can do with a on demand flame breath and freeze ray.
I don't understand either
Also remember salamence is 4'11 so the average woman is still larger than a awesome dragon.
So at 5' 7" I have little to worry about then. LOL hahahaha
Didn't you just always wish to be an adorable Pokemon?
No I was teased a lot back then.
Oh, I see. :)
It's just like short guys,
You better have a pretty face and not be too large or it's game over.
Aww 💔
I know :( it sucks but that's the way it is. If you're short you better be Tom Cruise or Ariana Grande.
I'm a potato, will that do? ❤️
You're a sweet potato
www.thespruceeats.com/.../...c5f9b58b7d0d7b790.jpg
So it'll do <3
Thanks! 😭❤️
Short girls are a goal for every men Lol, all positions in sex are easy and awesome on short girl. But body type is the thing we ask for while searching for a short girl 👍💎
Sex is horrible with short girls
@YourFutureEx
Now I'm curious why
@cavmanier it's much much harder to make positions with them. Got cramps. And serious pain in my stomach.
You cannot put their legs on your shoulders and they are so low in doggy.
You got what I'm saying?
@YourFutureEx
I got ya, but I didn't experience the issues. It's interesting to hear though. You may be right about standing doggy though.
@cavmanier I've tried twice. But yeah. It should vary from person to person.
@YourFutureEx Not having decent flexibility is what I noticed can be a negative. Even with that, I wasn't complaining lol. Whatever works for you though.
@cavmanier well, I don't complain either lol.
I love capturing, training, and battling fun sized girls for money and sport!
Interesting
Say how tall are you?
5'3"
Perfect! I was looking for a comedy type (they're less common than you would think) Would you be willing to fight other short girls until one of you is rendered unconscious?
I might. What do I get in return?
Endless adventures, free food, a comfortable ball to sleep in, great medical care, and fame.
I'm in. 😍
And thus the adventures begin!
WooHoo! 💃
#metoo I don’t want a amazon I’m 6’2” I want a short cute dark hottie
Why is this hilarious question getting so much hate?
People don't have a sense of humour unfortunately 😅
*I'm embarassed for them*
But it's fun too to watch all the triggered pplzzz 😛
Height is a bigger deal to girls I have had girls invite me to events just so they could wear heels. I go to Christmas parties every year just because I’m a big Neanderthal
I'm 5 ft flat and offended!!! Jk I like being able to look way younger than my peers and still get asked to show ID in a lot of places lol
Hell yeah, man! 😎
I'm 5'3 and a third and I highly enjoy being called a pokémon because they are cute. Even the 'scaryer' ones.
That's awesome 😂
Well apparently my name is now Ash Catchem then lol
We cannot have fun on GAG. Ask sensible questions... 😑
I will try ;_;
According to me,
Girls under 5'5" are very cute..
Really looking to find someone
And the best part withh small girl is the HUG
Just imagine she can hear your heart beating only for her
If that's the case then guys taller than 6'0 are not guys, they're Godzilla's illegitimate children...
I personally do like short girls, or at least not taller than me...
And im 4"11 and Im turning 18 in September 😩 and some people here complain about being 5"5.
Omg. But you'll be an adorable Pokemon 😍❤️
Pokemon are stupid. Juvenile. Yes I'm 5'1" but I'm all human.
❤️❤️
(I'm just here to make this weird again)
Then a lot of people has fucked Pokemon.
*mind blown*
xD That's how my mind works.
I like it
Add me ;)
Where?
Click my profile, the add in the right upper corner. Then we can privately talk.
Ah, I'm sorry but I'm a little busy nowadays. Maybe next time.
Sure. Just not everyday you meet a pokemon porn fan.
Lol. My inbox is open anytime, I just won't be a good entertainer cuz I'm a bit busy. 😅
Can't talk to anyone that's not following me.
How's that possible? I'm pretty sure you can inbox anyone that accepts all messages without them having to follow you.
GAG only has a "Allow messages only from people I follow" so I can't message unless you follow me. Not the other way around.
WE CANNOT HELP BEING SMALL WTH WE ARE STILL TALL ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR SHINS
I AGREE
Yep 😁😂 I actually did kick someone in the shins once lol
Haha I agree their fun to catch, guffy faces and characters. Mostly like Pokemons hahaha.
Short arses are great they can be picked up and put into your pocket or carried as hand luggage onto a flight. Seriously though love Shorty's only problem is they can't handle me
Wait? Im a POKEMON!! What type? Am I rare? DO I EVOLVE?
You're my Pikachu ❤️
Omg! That was too sweet!
😂😂❤️
So I got throw a poke ball to catch a girl 5’5” and under ok.
Precisely
I like small ladies.
Me too!💯
You look great i would take you all day very sexy
Fuck I missed the cut
I’m 5’6”
Donate some to me._.
I’m willing to part with 2inches
ily #noHome ❤️
#noHomo