Would you rather have to fart loudly once, every time you have a serious conversation or have to burp after every kiss?

[sarahhcmarie]

burp after every kiss cause i got nobody to kiss
hahahaha

& girls don't fart
change my mind

Updates

+1 y

why does nobody comment anymore ;-;

[LiLOwL]

I would probably fart after serious conversation, If I burp after the kiss it would look like that kiss what shit and I wouldn't like that to happen because it would be my first and I want it to be special.

[sarahhcmarie]

lmaoo aww same
never kissed anyone either
but
i can't fart because im a girl lmaooo

[dr1fter]

Lately, your questions make me want to run off into the woods and never venture back out lol

[sarahhcmarie]

lmfao 😂
tbh i just looked this up on the internet.

i was tryna think of something funnyish, but nah I don't know

[dr1fter]

Oh no worries, just of me next time; I'm funny 😏 Actually, I'm already deep in forest. I'm gonna becoming one of those mystical, old wisemen--kinda like a wizard but less creepy looking

[sarahhcmarie]

are you coming out of the closet too?

[dr1fter]

Lol of course not, I don't jack off to gay porn in pub... Oooh damn😶

[sarahhcmarie]

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[dr1fter]

Will I still get arrested if it's the minor who's sexually harassing me?

[sarahhcmarie]

yes yes you will

[geminiboner]

Such a double

[dr1fter]

@sarahhcmarie I hate you. First you made me gay, now the FBI is at my door because a minor preyed on me

[sarahhcmarie]

LOL
well,
it is what it is
😪

[QueenofCups]

Neither one of these sounds fun. Ask me again after a few cocktails.

[sarahhcmarie]

hmmm, alright

[Swaggirl1]

This is a deep question.

I would like to fart

[sarahhcmarie]

it is very deep.
just like your farts

[Swaggirl1]

Thank you

[sarahhcmarie]

you're welcome

[Swaggirl1]

Thanks

[sarahhcmarie]

ya welcome

[Ankitasingh466]

I would do neither of them.

[Nik1hil]

I hate farting..
It's gross..
Definitely burp after kiss.. It will be like.. I just had a satisfying meal of love and Burrp

[sarahhcmarie]

lmaoo
#burpforthewin

[JustCallMeLeon]

Id rather burp after a kiss. My farts are lethal and extremely durable. The smell tends to haunt the place for hours.

[sarahhcmarie]

ouch... smart move lol

[vald9inches]

burp after kissing because in some cultures its the best thank you you can give to someone after you have a very delicious meal lol

[sarahhcmarie]

lmaoo wow
interesting

[vald9inches]

Hahaha ;P

[kvn01]

Burp because than I can hold it in, no rule said I couldn't hold in my burp

[sarahhcmarie]

wow, very smart.
but what if you hold it in for too long, and you finally have to burp and when you do its so powerful it blows your girlfriend away?

[kvn01]

Yeah it would be kinda awkward during sex but I still think it's better

[sarahhcmarie]

lmfao any of this shit would.

[kvn01]

True but I would rather have serious conversations because they have deeper meaning to them than sex

[sarahhcmarie]

yeah true. but im a virgin so i can't relate to the sex part

[LegateLanius]

Burp after every kiss. I haven't kissed anyone in a very long time

[sarahhcmarie]

same
except for me it's been
never
loll

[geminiboner]

Rip ass wins everytime! And you're right girls don't fart, women. And I only say farts win, because you can be slient. Silent but deadly is always awesome.

[sarahhcmarie]

it says fart "loudly" 😂
hehe

[geminiboner]

So I don't care 😉

[sarahhcmarie]

lol ok

[Jake47]

Yeah I farted once in public like me and my friends playing truth and dare so they dare me to do it and sing loudly too so I DID that😂😂it was embarrassing.😂

[sarahhcmarie]

omg, rip reputation
lol jk
i've never tooted in my life

[Finchie40]

Fart after long conversation cuz i can say this is what i think of that and rip one lol

[Anonymous]

Definitely fart loudly. It’s a great way to break tension or get a cheap laugh from people, and it feels great.

[KhoryESM]

Fart lol i prefer it over burping and it’s sexy to me when girls fart

[sarahhcmarie]

you're really weird...

[LuvAsh]

What? Why tho? 😂😂😂

[KhoryESM]

😂😂😂 cause I have a girl fart fetish it’s a thing look it up I’m just attracted to the sound

[sarahhcmarie]

yeah that's weird.
maybe you'll find someone as weird as you

[KhoryESM]

I have lol I have a girlfriend. And hope you find a good girlfriend or boyfriend

[sarahhcmarie]

omg wtf?
does your girlfriend know all the creepy shit you say to me?

[KhoryESM]

What creepy stuff?

[sarahhcmarie]

you basically online flirt with me but i don't engage because i honestly find you weird and creepy.

[KhoryESM]

Oh ok lol, sorry just trying to compliment you. And I online flirt with lots of girls it’s kinda a habit since I’ve gotten better at talking to people cause I’m usually timid talking to girls. But online I’m fine

[sarahhcmarie]

that's basically cheating... just via internet.
wow smh. someone should tell your girlfriend.

[KhoryESM]

Your right, I’m sorry won’t happen again

[sarahhcmarie]

yeah it's fine.
does she have social media?
if so whats her user on what social media?
just trying to make friends here :)

[LuvAsh]

Never heard of tht b4. Sounds weird

[KhoryESM]

It’s a real thing just look it up on a google, and I think a foot fetish is weirder than liking farts

[sarahhcmarie]

so does your girlfriend have any social medias?

[LuvAsh]

I guess lol😂

[KhoryESM]

She does lol but I’m not sure I should give it to you, she has Instagram

[sarahhcmarie]

oh cool.
no im not gonna do anything lol
i understand your point, i'm just tryna make friends

[KhoryESM]

It’s okay,

[sarahhcmarie]

can i follow her?

[KhoryESM]

I have to think about it

[sarahhcmarie]

okay

[KhoryESM]

You have a favorite Disney movie? I like Toy Story the best

[sarahhcmarie]

i dont kno

[TheNephilim]

I'd rather burp. Brrrrr.

[sarahhcmarie]

i heard that as i read it
i usually burp after i drink a coke lmao idkk

[TheNephilim]

Lol same here.

I can see the pH level deteriorating. I better tame those burps.

[sarahhcmarie]

:( :(
i want to burp now after all of this...
what tf lmao

[TheNephilim]

Aww.. I feel sorry for you.

[sarahhcmarie]

yes :( :'(
its sad.

[TheNephilim]

Don't worry, I'll get you a coke.

[sarahhcmarie]

hooray 🥃
now i can satisfyingly burp

[TheNephilim]

A bit of a problem... I bought the coke but couldn't stop myself from drinking it 😕. I'll get you another one later, is that okay 😬?

[sarahhcmarie]

oh yes..
understandable.
i forgive you

[TheNephilim]

Thank you for forgiving me.

[sarahhcmarie]

you're welcome

[pitzi]

Burp 😂

[sarahhcmarie]

right, cause girls don't fart ;)

[pitzi]

I don't 😎

[sarahhcmarie]

ditto 😎

[kinda-confused]

Burp?

[sarahhcmarie]

same.

[AbdKilani]

Same as you Burp

[sarahhcmarie]

lmaooo
how loud are your burps kilani?

[AbdKilani]

Loud and clear

[sarahhcmarie]

nice 😎👏🏻

[AbdKilani]

Hehe
And I am sure I won't kiss someone xd

[handyman129]

Is both an option?

[sarahhcmarie]

sure...

[handyman129]

Whew. Thanks!

[sarahhcmarie]

no problemm

[briarrose121]

fart loudly

[sarahhcmarie]

lmao
bu-but you're a girl!
girls don't fart! 😭

[briarrose121]

it's better than burping after everytime you kiss someone

[sarahhcmarie]

well i guess so if you kiss a lot of people

[MisterSir]

burp

[sarahhcmarie]

very nice. i assume you musn't like farting

[MisterSir]

not particularly fond of either, but i don't like farting more

[sarahhcmarie]

i respect. farting is for farters

[MisterSir]

thank you, i agree

[sarahhcmarie]

you're welcome. i agree as well

[LuvAsh]

Burp

[Omar5881]

Fart

[jyoung726]

can i fart on you?

[sarahhcmarie]

naw.

[Jake47]

People these days.😵😵

[sarahhcmarie]

@Jake47 ikrr