I don't have a vagina, and I still don't find it funny to see it get stabbed with a knife
Just what abou the thought of a male's genitals getting destroyed is so funny to you?
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Trending & News That's an X-Ray Special Attack, basically an equivalent of a Level 3 Super Move or Hyper Move from a Capcom or Street Fighter game. They want it to look as brutal as possible because that's the theme and style of Mortal Kombat, completely over the top, excessively gory violence. If you took away the brutality skin or paint off of it, and look at it as a game mechanic then that's all it really is: a special move that uses up all of that special or "super" meter and dishes out lots of damage.
"Honey, how was the fight?"
"My balls were completely destroyed."
" I though I told you to stop fighting before something bad like this happened."
3 weeks later...
"Who's this Kyle guy that's been texting you."
"Honey, I'm sorry, but I can't be with a man who has crushed balls."
"This is your fault! You did this to me!"
If I was playing and I saw that, id laugh more at how brutal that was. I'm sure nobody would find that funny irl, just like if one character stuck a sword up a girls crotch and it went out her mouth, id still laugh at how brutal it was. Its like "SHIT! THAT'S HARSH!" I was clenching when I watched that, especially when the balls popped.
The other x rays (special attack in this game) are brutal too... but I watched some reactions and the girls always laugh at this particular x ray, and only this one... What is so funny about destroying male genitals in particular to girls?
I like the old Mortal Kombat better. Just cause it’s more CGI does not make it more bloody and gruesome.
The guy was still moving around after a shot in the skull/Head.
This version sucks.
The only thing this version caught my attention with was the guest characters. MK2 was where things really start to get popular for this franchise at the time. Back then it was fresh and new and they had to work with whatever limited tech they had, but now it's meant for the current generation of gamers more than anything else. The biggest problem I heard is that they kept patching things left and right nerfing out good characters that were topping tournaments, and sometimes rendering other good characters no longer playable.
I don't care for that or find it funny.. It's been a while since I played mortal combat
Because she is destroying their balls :P
And why is this so funny to you? Would you find it funny too, if there was a male character that sticks knifes up female characters vaginas, and does nothing to male characters?
And what would you think of a guy who finds seeing a man mutilate a woman's genitals hilarious?
So funny how it's said that men hate women, when it's the exact opposite
Got nothing to say to this?
But what is so funny about it to you? And again, what is the difference to showing female genitals getting mutilated?
And guys find it a lot less funny, and a lot less guys than girls find it funny...
But WHY? WHY is it funny to you?
I bet you'd find a game where specifically women are targeted by men for genital mutilation, and guys who'd laugh about that, repulsive
Why is it funny when a woman destroys a man's balls?
Why is it funny when Charlie Chaplin throws a pie in someone's face? It's definitely not pleasant for that person, right? But still, people laugh when they see it.
I don't enjoy in seeing someone mutilating male genitals in real world, but remember, Mortal Kombat is just a video game.
@Benedek38 Dude, you can't punch someone's cervix, it's deep inside ;)
@Benedek38 LOL, you can't, I'm a Kung Fu girl, I can kick your butt ;)
Or your balls, even better 😂
@Benedek38 LOL, yeah right, I can knock you out before you say "mommy nooo" 😈
What would you think of guys who laugh at a guy with a knife mutilating a vagina in a videogame?
Why is it so funny to you in a videogame? Its still exploding testicles, what is so awesome about that?
I bet you intentionally kick the guys at your dojo and think its funny
@Benedek38 I dont like keyboard warriors either. Yes I have.
Asker - I've never seen that in a video game.
It's not awesome, it's just funny... but it's not real, remember this - In old silent movies, people thought that it's very funny when someone falls into the sewer... can you imagine what it would be like if someone actually falls in the sewer? It would be very painful and not funny at all. You would most likely break your arms and legs, you would scream in agony, or drown in shitty water.
No, I don't kick guys in balls unless they attack me in real life, outside the training.
@Benedek38 Okay, it was some guy in a night club, he as groping my sister, she was trying to push him away, but he was persistent.
I told him to stop, but he tried to do the same to me, so I had to knock him out, but don't worry, I didn't kick him in the balls, I elbowed him in the chin and kneed him in the solar plexus.
The bouncers saw that he started the conflict, so they dragged him out, he regained consciousness and vomited, then he left, and never came back.
@Benedek38 You guessed wrong, it fucking happened.
You asked, and I told you what happened, believe it or not.
There are lots of differences between Karate and Kung Fu, I bet you never trained any martial art... and now you've just proved how ignorant you really are.
First of all, if you knew anything about fighting, then you would know that an elbow strike can easily do more damage than any punch, or a kick. Sure, it has limited reach, but I already told you that the guy was very close and pushy.
Second of all, I also told you that I kneed him in the plexus, before he had fallen over, you've obviously forgoten about that.
Third and the last of all - LOL, "solar plexus" is "esoteric chakra bullshit"... dude, you totally lack knowledge about the anatomy of human body, which even more makes me believe that you have absolutely no idea about the martial arts.
Solar plexus also known as Celiac plexus, is a a complex of ganglia and radiating nerves of the sympathetic system at the pit of the stomach: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celiac_plexus
A precise strike in the plexus can easily knock out even very large opponents, especially when combined with the elbow strike, directed at chin, that's what every fighter is supposed to know, but you're no fighter, except maybe in video games like Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Tekken etc... hahahaha, you're so dumb, there is no point in discussing it with the likes of you, good bye.
Ok, but tell me, please.
1.: What would you think of a bestselling video game, where a male character rams knifes up female character's vaginas, and you see them get slashed and torn to pieces, but nothing happens to male characters?
2.: What would you think of guys who play this and laugh their ass off watching a vagina getting mutilated?
To @Benedek38
You are one pathetic liar Benedek
I defend the truth, unlike you.
LOL, once again, you proved how ignorant you are. You don't need to be muscular to execute a powerful elboy strike, even an elder person can do it.
I'm quite fit, as you can see, and I can knock out a guy, people who know me personally have seen it, but yeah... you don't know me, so it's your loss.
Hahahaha, dude, elboy strike is anatomically ideal for close range, you don't need much momentum to make it a devastating strike, are you really that much uninformed, or you're just playing dumb?
You have no idea about solar plexus, even Muhammad Ali was talking about some of his opponents who had a weak plexus, which he specified as one of the most sensitive points to hit on a human (along with the chin, considering that some more dangerous strikes are banned in boxing).
The only BS in here is you... just ask your teacher, trainer or a sensei about the things I said, and he'll confirm it.
Oh right, you can't ask him because your sensei is Master Splinter 😜😂😂😝
Asker - Okay :)
1. What game is that? I haven't played it yet, but I'd like to see it. It sounds violent but it's just a game. Besides, guys usually make jokes about being kicked in the balls, but girls don't, it's not our thing... and we most certainly don''t support mutilation of any kind.
2. Well, the thing is, most guys who play Mortal Kombat usually laugh their ass off watching balls getting mutilated... they prefer vagina in some other way, if you know what I mean ;)
You see, MK character Cassie Cage is a daughter of Johnny Cage, he taught her how to destroy the balls of her opponents... remember? Low blow is Johnny Cage's signature move.
Just answer my question. YOU obviously find exploding balls hilarious. What would you think of guys who would find seeing a vagina get mutilated hilarious? What would you think of a game where you can do this?
And please explain WHY you find it so funny...
Benedek, dude, LOL, you're hilarious...
Liver is in the right, upper part of the abdomen, and the lungs are in your rib cage... solar plexus is below the breastbone, at the upper center of the abdomen, learn anatomy please :D
Nope, elbow strikes are much more powerful than punches, that's one of the reasons why they are forbidden in lots of combat sports, inform yourself dude, ask the professionals ;)
OMG, you're such a dork, Muhammad Ali was one of the most intelligent boxers of all times.
Nah, I'm pretty sure that your teacher is a fictional character 😂😂😂
Asker, I don't think that exploding balls are hilarious in real life, only in video games, comedies, sitcoms etc, that's not real, get it?
I don't mind violent video games, I told you that already. Why are you so obsessed with balls, did some mean girl kick you in the balls or what?
If that's the case, you should know that not all girls are the same.
Hitting the balls is funny to most guys too, because they know it's just a video game, or a movie, or a tv show, it's not for real.
What would you think of guys laughing their ass off at the sight of a vagina getting mutilated in a game?
I kinda get it now, with the game at least...
But would you feel anything if one your guy friends was kicked in the balls really bad, and collapsed etc., or would that leave you cold? I mean emotionally... you would know that this was wrong, and that your friend is in pain, but would it shock you? Concern you?
I mean, do you understand how disregarded a guy feels as a human, in addition to the extreme pain, when he really gets kicked in the nuts, and how terrible the thought is of losing one like that?
Would that make you angry? Would it shock you, would you be scared for the guy, etc., do you understand how that might feel for a guy?
LOL, mr dumbass, you always surprise me with your everlasting ignorance... rib cage consits of: ribs, calvicle (collarbone), cartilage and breastbone (sternum): 
Again - Learn anatomy dumbo, don't embarrass yourself again 😂😂😂
Oh good, at least you heard about the lungs, now I'm relieved :P
Hahaham I think you're standing in front of the bag of chips, or maybe popcorn 😜
Elbow is tougher than a fist, as I said, you don't need much momentum do do great damage with an elbow, moving a bag can't be compared to a human body, because a bag feels no pain, it moves just because you punched i it (kinetic energy), not because you hurt the bag.
The bag would also move if you slapped it really hard, but that doesn't mean that slap can do more damage than an elbow strike.
Nah, I have to disappoint you :D
First of all, I said they are forbidden in most of the combat sports, MMA is not most of the combat sports.
There are lots of other combat sports: Boxing, Savate, Wrestling, Taekwondo, Judo, Kickboxing, Sumo, Karate etc.
Second of all, MMA has several different organisations, not all of them follow the same rules.
UFC allows elbow strikes (except for downward elbow strikes, like you said).
On the other hand, some MMA organisations have more strickt rules.
For example, former Pride Fighting Championship (Elbow strikes to the head and face were forbidden).
Former DREAM MMA also prohibited elbow strikes to the head.
You can't be a great boxer without the brains, unless you're very big and extremely strong, like George Foreman for example.
Bárdosi Sándor was a wrestler from Hungary, of course you know about him, you're from Hungary too, but that doesn't mean that he trained you ;)
Asker, yes, we finally understand each other.
Of course, if one of my male friends was attacked, and kicked in the balls, I would be concerned, shocked and angry, I would surely help him against the attacker.
I presume it hurts very much, just like giving birth feels like for a woman.
Well that's all that matters. And it does hurt a lot, even though I don't think it's as bad as giving birth. At least if nothing popped.
But what feels so bad about being kicked in the balls is the fact that it's the most vulnerable part of your body, and your manhood, and that someone would still kick you there regardless, even though it could damage that part of you for life.
LOL, yeah, that's true, breastbone is kinda funny word, but they use it anyway :D
Nope, sternum is not below the rib cage, it's in the central part of the chest, it connects the ribs, and forms the front of the rib cage.
Your proof is also my proof ;)
"Causing great pain" 😎
But unlike you, I actually know how to strike the solar plexus, with absolute precision, hurting the nerve clusters, it takes lots of time to learn the proper technique, but I started training when I was only 5 years old, so it's no problem for me.
Dude, after I would strike you with an elbow, you would be knocked down for sure, but let's see: http://www.functionalselfdefense.org/blog/elbows/
The bag has no internal organs, therefore, my point stands, you can't hurt a bag, you can only move it, but that doesn't mean that the punch is stronger than an elbow.
Acceleration won't help you if you're hitting with a softer object, and fist is not as hard as the elbow, so you're being idiotic :D
www.quora.com/Are-elbows-a-better-weapon-in-a-street-fight-than-fists-because-they-dont-break-that-easily
I know about the palm strike, but as you can see, both palm and the fist can easily break in a fight, unlike the elbow.
Boxing (it's forbidden, yeah, they only allow punches but some boxers illegally use elbows or even try to bite your ear) 😂
Kick Box (Nope, they don't allow elbows, though, some of them allow headbutts).
You forgot about many other combat sports which don't allow elbows (Judo, Wrestling, Sumo, Taekwondo, Savate, and the ones I mentioned above).
It's legal in Muay Thai, Kyokushinkai Karate and in some of the MMA organisations, but not in all of them (I already explained).
Hahaha, dude, you just proved your ignorance once again, there are full contact Kung Fu/WuShu competitions, they are called Sanshou.
Savate allows punches, dude, how ignorant can you be, it's a French version of boxing, with both kicks and punches allowed.
Yup, Taekwondo is not a full contact sport, I never said it was, I said that elbows are forbidden in most of the Combat sports, and as you know, full contact sports are not the only type of combat sports.
Nah, you're an idiot, see above, the same applies here, I said and I repeat, "elbows are not allowed in most of the Combat sports" - Striking sports are not the only type of combat sports!
Well, as you know, not all of the MMA organisation follow the unified rules, and even that page of yours admits it: "each fighting organization can create unique rules" :D
DREAM MMA is a successor to Pride, I didn't "googled it", I watched their fights actually, several times, a real MMA fighter would know about it, but that's not you ;)
Watch and learn dude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0J3XYydUuk
Okay, at least we agree on Mike Tyson :P
Sure, but you could have googled the adress of his gym, anyone can find it on google maps.
As for "your membership card", Benedek is a common surname in Hungary, that doesn't prove that it's really yours... I can say that I'm the Queen of England, but would you believe me? Of course not.
Thank you, that's very considerate of you. I'll try to relax a little when it's depicted in games or movies, or shows...
Me too, thanks for you patience and talking this through with me!
*your
lol yeah, no problem
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the graphic imagery could make a little preteen laugh seeing nuts.
And seeing them explode
To each his own, I guess? I never really found much humor in that sort of thing. Same with farting...
It's not funny, but it's just a video game and I see no reason to get worked up over it.
What if there was a male character, who sticks a knife up female character's vaginas, and did nothing to guys?
And why do so many girls find it so hilarious? I watched some reaction videos and all the girls laugh only at this particular move. Why?
I bet you'd find a game where specifically women are targeted by men for genital mutilation, and guys who'd laugh about that, repulsive
Dude, calm yourself. Again, I wouldn't give a single shit. I don't know why other girls find it funny, I'm not a mind reader.
What's with you and obsessively asking ball hitting questions anyway? Haven't you gotten enough answers yet?
No... it drives me insane, I know it's beyond normal
For real... Posting over and over about it isn't going to do anything or help though.
I can't reconcile women being so sensitive, and accusing men of not respecting their feelings, their claim to be supremely empathic, and the thought that they can love a man, with their genuine enjoyment of the thought of a female assaulting or mutilating a male's genitals. I can't comprehend it
I don't think the vast majority of women dream about it and enjoy it. Only the immature ones.
Well I've gotta do something, and it's not like I'll talk to anyone about it in real life
How is that "immature"?
Would you call a guy with the same fantasies about women immature? Or maybe vile, sick, disgusting, sexist, hateful, etc. ?
Yeah, like talk to a real life therapist about it instead of obsessively posting and overanalyzing everything anyone says and taking it out on them.
Ok, but can you just answer the last question I asked, please...
No, because one question I answer always leads to another, I'm not going to bother arguing and having what I say be overanalyzed.
Just this one and I'll stop
It's a kind of resentment, isn't it? Or underlying hatred. And of course it has to be called immature, because women can't be immoral and disgusting.
Your words, not mine.
You chose to use the word immature
Yes, then you started adding on sentences that I never said, nor did I have any intention of saying. Perhaps you should've let me finish saying what I meant instead of jumping to conclusions.
BECUZ FEMINYSM! THAY HATE US MEN!
@Tyliah I will fist you
Because it's hilarious seeing guys balls destroyed
Tyliah = life
Are you serious? Why? Do you hate men?
Why is that so hilarious?
And what would you think of a guy who pisses himself laughing, when seeing a vagina getting mutilated?
@Danny_dan92 thank you sweetie
Why is this so funny to you... please
Because there is so much humor in a vagina being mutilated. You just need to have that sense of humor to see it?
I think you're full of shit... You'd find a game where specifically women are targeted by men for genital mutilation, and guys who'd laugh about that, repulsive
Well in that case I can actually respect that...
Is it funny to you in real life though? Like when a guy finds actual rape funny
I don't see it as funny.
It’s a fucking video game dude. Get over it
I get that it is a video game! I want to know why girls find the thought of a woman destroying a man's genitals so hilarious! THAT is what pisses me off
I wonder how he still alive and what.. round 2😂
It's all magical and shit, he regrew his dick magically. That's why when characters get fatality'd they don't stay permanently dead.
What's with you and knifes ya homo
Because it is
Why? Would it be funny to, if there was a male character that stuck knifes up female character's vaginas, but did nothing to male characters?
And what is so funny about male genitals getting destroyed? What?
And what would you think of a guy who pisses himself laughing, when seeing a vagina getting mutilated?
I bet you'd find a game where specifically women are targeted by men for genital mutilation, and guys who'd laugh about that, repulsive
Why is the thought of a woman destroying a man's genitals funny?
Why?
Uh who says they do?
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