Your ex texts you "I'm in jail" In 3 words, what is your reply?

ariadneR

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Mine would be "don't bend over" 😁

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ObscuredBeyond Follow
Guru Age: 43 , mho 41%

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Depends on which one.

1998: "Hmm. Oh well." (She was never serious with me.)

2002 is dead, so I'm not worried about it. She has been to jail before though.

2005: "Don't text me." (We ended on really bad terms.)

2006: "Crap, now what?" (She went back to South Korea and got married to someone else. Still have a lot of respect for her.)

2008: "Were you successful?" (She was a radical political left-wing fruitcake that wanted to start a civil war in Slovakia.)

2009: "You're still alive?" (She was practically a zombie when I knew her.)

2011: "That explains it." (Filipina. Cheated and left me. Haven't heard from her since 2012.)

2013: "What? But how?" (She's a very modest girl. But after 2011, I couldn't handle LDR-ing with anyone in the Philippines anymore.)

2014 (pt 1): "Good riddance, freakazoid!" (She cheated on me with dudes and chicks, and even flirted with a dog! I kicked her to the curb.)

2014 (pt 2): "I don't care." (She was just using me for a video game anyway.)

2015: "I support you." (She's more a friend than girlfriend. It never quite got to romance. And I still support her. I'm just afraid to commit to anything more serious. I'd try to help her any way I could.)

2017: "Still love you." (She's in China. It's complicated. I'd marry her if it were easy.)

I'm already at 12 of them? I have some strange luck with women.

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Kapakani Follow
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Guess I'm the only mate with no issues with my ex's lol.

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  One good on my end, and the other I fucked things up. Prefer not to have them back in my life.
  
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Not my problem

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Anonymous
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Good for you.

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I'd say "Try to roll a double to get out. If you can't, then you'll get out after 3 rolls. And avoid landing on "Go to Jail! Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200."

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TonyBologna25 Follow
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Cool. I’m hungry. *proceed to talk about how i want chipotle*

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blondfrog Follow
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Depends why they went to jail to be honest and for what.

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Whaler Follow
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Who are you?

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Agirlinneedhelp Follow
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I won't even respond tbh

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Dav1ss Follow
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I'd only need one word
Finally

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humanearth Follow
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enjoy fudge tunnelexpress

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UnknownGagsUser Follow
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I'm breaking up with you LOL

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Anonymous
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“Hmm cool story” or “wow your dumb”

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Jimmy7650 Follow
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Sorry bout it

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OtakuNeko666 Follow
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good to know

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Davis04 Follow
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Rot in there!😂

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DevikaButts95 Follow
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Eat my ass. Lmao.

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  What the fuck.
  
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- DevikaButts95
  
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  Double what the fuck.
  
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- DevikaButts95
  
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  What the actual fuck is with you dude, like literally what the hell.
  
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- ready_25
  
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  Have you ever visited restaurant
  
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- DevikaButts95
  
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  I'm blocking you.
  
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- Whaler
  
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  What did he even say tf?
  
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Its their own fault lol

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CoolestOfCoolBeans Follow
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*Read 9:15 PM*

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ChiTown33 Follow
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Sucks for you

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DakotaNorth Follow
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It's about time!

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yucel_eden Follow
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Want a quickie?

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Eleni91 Follow
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Don’t Drop The Soap.

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outside_Toronto Follow
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I wouldn't reply

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Poormanscomedian Follow
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see you in 20 years

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Anonymous
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“Must be joking”

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dannyjett Follow
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Thanks for the info.

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