Mine would be "don't bend over" 😁
Your ex texts you "I'm in jail" In 3 words, what is your reply?
Depends on which one.
1998: "Hmm. Oh well." (She was never serious with me.)
2002 is dead, so I'm not worried about it. She has been to jail before though.
2005: "Don't text me." (We ended on really bad terms.)
2006: "Crap, now what?" (She went back to South Korea and got married to someone else. Still have a lot of respect for her.)
2008: "Were you successful?" (She was a radical political left-wing fruitcake that wanted to start a civil war in Slovakia.)
2009: "You're still alive?" (She was practically a zombie when I knew her.)
2011: "That explains it." (Filipina. Cheated and left me. Haven't heard from her since 2012.)
2013: "What? But how?" (She's a very modest girl. But after 2011, I couldn't handle LDR-ing with anyone in the Philippines anymore.)
2014 (pt 1): "Good riddance, freakazoid!" (She cheated on me with dudes and chicks, and even flirted with a dog! I kicked her to the curb.)
2014 (pt 2): "I don't care." (She was just using me for a video game anyway.)
2015: "I support you." (She's more a friend than girlfriend. It never quite got to romance. And I still support her. I'm just afraid to commit to anything more serious. I'd try to help her any way I could.)
2017: "Still love you." (She's in China. It's complicated. I'd marry her if it were easy.)
I'm already at 12 of them? I have some strange luck with women.
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Guess I'm the only mate with no issues with my ex's lol.
Not my problem
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Good for you.
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I'd say "Try to roll a double to get out. If you can't, then you'll get out after 3 rolls. And avoid landing on "Go to Jail! Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200."
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Cool. I’m hungry. *proceed to talk about how i want chipotle*
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Depends why they went to jail to be honest and for what.
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Who are you?
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I won't even respond tbh
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I'd only need one word
Finally -
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I'm breaking up with you LOL
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“Hmm cool story” or “wow your dumb”
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Sorry bout it
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good to know
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Rot in there!😂
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Eat my ass. Lmao.
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Its their own fault lol
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Sucks for you
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Want a quickie?
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It's about time!
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I wouldn't reply
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see you in 20 years
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