Your Ex sends a text that says "baby I'm in jail." Using only 3 words what would your reply back be?

[coachTanthony]

[Rennitenn]

I'm always on the cusp of being that person. Well I mean I've been arrested a few times. But never had to seriously do too much jail time. Though I'm supposed to coming up soon and a state that borders my state. Just it sucks. From 15 years ago and I didn't go back to court. But it was a paraphernalia drug charge a bag of syringes. And because of that and they're having a drug problem, and because I'm from out of state. And possibly because I made some smart-ass comments. I have to be made an example of. I don't even know why I'm bringing this up it's f****** I don't even want to think about it. Contempt of court is what I'll be charged with most likely and they can give you up to 90 days. I was told to expect a minimum of 30 that they never usually go below that for something like this. But usually they'll just give you the full 90 unless the judges in a good mood. It's absolutely like I'm devastated. I've never thought that I would go to jail for more than a night. So baby I might be calling you. Just let me back in after I get out. There's no bonding out or nothing it won't be that kind of situation. Because I never went to court in the first place they won't allow it. I would be able to try to fight it but it would cost probably over $5,000 by the time it was over 10,000 maybe. I'm kind of hoping they can't find me. But I want to get it over with so if you're willing to mail them my address let me know. I'm serious I can't bring myself to do it

[Inexpensivefurniture]

"Who is this?"
I don't have my ex's number saved and I don't remember what it is. If I got that text it would be from a random number and I would assume it was a wrong number. Especially because my ex never called me baby

[tiff_the_tranny]

Male ex: "Don't drop soap."

Female ex: "why bother me?"

I wouldn't even bail my brothers, nieces, or nephews out unless it was a clear cut case of mistaken identity. Why would I bail someone out after I've decided I don't like being around them?

[PinkMichae]

In what jail?

I would need info what he did. So I need to go down there and see. I could say something sassy like, "tough luck babe." But I figure he's already having a bad day so I would try to help if possible.

[UCrayCray]

“You fucking liar.”
If your ass has been arrested, you don’t have a phone to text me. They take that shit away from you.
If he texts you from jail... he ain’t in jail.

[Agape93]

Exactly what I was thinking

[Dazed0N0Confused]

1. Good for you.
2. I don't care.
3. Wasted your call.
4. Who are you?
5. Fuck off dude.
6. Ha ha ha...

[Tiger212]

I mean she was my partner in the past because I saw good things in her so I would want to know what got her there so I that I can decide whether to help her or not.

My reply would be if it had to be in 3 words "why you there?" Or "jailed for what?''

I don't have an ex lol. I'm just imagining what I would do.

[PaynefulPleasures]

✌️😉

[Guardian45]

Technically, 5 words. 👌😎👍

[PaynefulPleasures]

Oops sorry 😆✌️

[SaoirseS]

"who is this?"

or

"wrong number dude"

[Shah11]

Do you even have ex?

[SaoirseS]

Not an ex husband, but I have an ex boyfriend. We parted on friendly terms but not friendly enough for me to bail him out of jail!

[Shark_61695]

I'd really want another word to say "new phone, who dis?"
Could go with several...

Bend over bitch
Grab the soap
You go girl
Slap the butch

I'm sure I could think of more but tending towards dark...

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

After hysterically laughing like a hyena. I would say “ try to survive” then I would hang up

[Agape93]

To a different person: “he found me”


Then let what happens next, play itself out.

[redcheeks]

"On my way!"

(And years later I still never showed up.)

[Coolkat12345]

Call me now

but my question is how on earth can somebody text you from jail? Lol

[coachTanthony]

You get one phone call or text LOL

[Coolkat12345]

Haha lol

[Titanic1912]

It’s tough what a guy would say to a girl. Girls would say, “Don’t drop soap”. My second girlfriend cheated on me so I’d say, “Bars slam home”.

[CallmeTheKnight]

How would she text from jail lmao

I'm not gonna get her out. I'm not gonna say anything to make me feel or look resentful.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Tough luck kid😎

[coachTanthony]

His reply back "We were on a break" Ha Ha Ha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

"See yah Ross don't wanna be yah"
Love Rachel 💋😂

[coachTanthony]

Bahahahaahahahaha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Other answer:
, Don't bend over"(or if you do at least...)"grab your ankles"
😂😂😂

[coachTanthony]

Ouch that is ruthless. They can't possibly still have bars of soap still in prison Ha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

We on a break, so so is my give a fuck😂

[coachTanthony]

I just saw the FRIENDS reunion and they asked were they on a break. They both said YES.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂flower girls out of work everywhere😭

[coachTanthony]

Flowers girls are like newspapers not too many left.

[TonyMetal___86]

@Brainsbeforebeauty always naughty eyyyy miss brains 😜
I'm sure that miss brains is the jail's soaps sponsor 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 yep and the rope cost extra😂

[TonyMetal___86]

I'll use the rope to tie miss brains muffins so she crawls like a WORM on the floor cause she's very naughty 🐛

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 nah lounging on the couch.. who sleeps on the floor.. only person I know that did that was doing a face plant cuz couldn't hang with the big boys 😂😂

[TonyMetal___86]

😁👍🏻

[jerdanro]

Unfortunately, I'd feel the need to rescue her. That's just in my DNA. It's made it too easy for women to take advantage of me at times.

[KrakenAttackin]

"Don't drop soap".

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@KrakenAttackin "grab your ankles"😂

[KrakenAttackin]

Oh ouch!!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@KrakenAttackin 😇😇😊i

[BCA6010]

Depends on the ex.

Don't believe you.
Well that sucks.
This crap again?

And the rest don't have my current number or have been blocked.

[worldscolide]

You can rot

If my ex died tomorrow i would not shed a tear, i would piss on her grave.

[Anonymous]

"Don't call me baby, you know I hate that, and we're not even together anymore. Where are you? Should I come get you?"

[Opinion Owner]

Sorry 3 words

[Opinion Owner]

Where are you? I guess

[Citizenkirk]

How would your ex, or anyone, send you a text from in jail when they don't have access to their moble device?🤔

[coachTanthony]

They have access for the sake of the question.

[Citizenkirk]

Is this an alternate reality question based on alternative police booking and in processing procedures in a mirror "dimensional opposites apply" universe too our own? In that case, being on good terms with my ex, since opposite logical reasoning applies hear, I'd recommend she use her safe, reliable, hacking and malware proof banking debit or credit card to electronically access her account through her device which is also as secure as her card, in the comfortable, clean, safe and relaxing environment of her luxury holding cell, to wire the money directly into a discrepancy account of the on-duty sergeants choosing, since these on shift duty security personnel are incapable of dishonest or criminal 🤑 activities involving her personal financial💸 information, too expediently process the transfer of funds for her bail, and whatever other fees she has to pay in compensation for services rendered while in police custody, too facilitate her release with the return of the rest of her belongings that were not deemed necessary for communications and money transfer transactions processing purposes, to her in the most expeditious and courteous manner possible, so that she can return without further delay, to whatever socially irresponsible activities she was engaged in that landed her in this predicament in the first place.😉

[pink_and_inlove]

Yes stay there 😂 just kidding I would ask what’d you do?

[yucel_eden]

I would help her unless she cheated on me or something.


“What you need”

[SenseiSeptred]

Be there soon. My previous relationship was based on mutual respect.