Your Ex sends a text that says "baby I'm in jail." Using only 3 words what would your reply back be?

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Rennitenn · Accepted Answer

I'm always on the cusp of being that person. Well I mean I've been arrested a few times. But never had to seriously do too much jail time. Though I'm supposed to coming up soon and a state that borders my state. Just it sucks. From 15 years ago and I didn't go back to court. But it was a paraphernalia drug charge a bag of syringes. And because of that and they're having a drug problem, and because I'm from out of state. And possibly because I made some smart-ass comments. I have to be made an example of. I don't even know why I'm bringing this up it's f****** I don't even want to think about it. Contempt of court is what I'll be charged with most likely and they can give you up to 90 days. I was told to expect a minimum of 30 that they never usually go below that for something like this. But usually they'll just give you the full 90 unless the judges in a good mood. It's absolutely like I'm devastated. I've never thought that I would go to jail for more than a night. So baby I might be calling you. Just let me back in after I get out. There's no bonding out or nothing it won't be that kind of situation. Because I never went to court in the first place they won't allow it. I would be able to try to fight it but it would cost probably over $5,000 by the time it was over 10,000 maybe. I'm kind of hoping they can't find me. But I want to get it over with so if you're willing to mail them my address let me know. I'm serious I can't bring myself to do it

Inexpensivefurniture · Accepted Answer

"Who is this?"
I don't have my ex's number saved and I don't remember what it is. If I got that text it would be from a random number and I would assume it was a wrong number. Especially because my ex never called me baby

tiff_the_tranny · Accepted Answer

Male ex: "Don't drop soap."

Female ex: "why bother me?"

I wouldn't even bail my brothers, nieces, or nephews out unless it was a clear cut case of mistaken identity. Why would I bail someone out after I've decided I don't like being around them?

PinkMichae · Accepted Answer

In what jail?

I would need info what he did. So I need to go down there and see. I could say something sassy like, "tough luck babe." But I figure he's already having a bad day so I would try to help if possible.

UCrayCray · Answer

“You fucking liar.”  If your ass has been arrested, you don’t have a phone to text me. They take that shit away from you.  If he texts you from jail... he ain’t in jail.

Dazed0N0Confused · Answer

1. Good for you. 2. I don't care. 3. Wasted your call. 4. Who are you? 5. Fuck off dude. 6. Ha ha ha...

Tiger212 · Answer

I mean she was my partner in the past because I saw good things in her so I would want to know what got her there so I that I can decide whether to help her or not.

My reply would be if it had to be in 3 words "why you there?" Or "jailed for what?''

I don't have an ex lol. I'm just imagining what I would do.

PaynefulPleasures · Answer

✌️😉

SaoirseS · Answer

"who is this?" or  "wrong number dude"

Shark_61695 · Answer

I'd really want another word to say "new phone, who dis?" Could go with several... Bend over bitch Grab the soap You go girl Slap the butch I'm sure I could think of more but tending towards dark...

FriendlyDrugDealer · Answer

After hysterically laughing like a hyena. I would say “ try to survive” then I would hang up

Agape93 · Answer

To a different person: “he found me”  Then let what happens next, play itself out.

redcheeks · Answer

"On my way!" (And years later I still never showed up.)

Coolkat12345 · Answer

Call me now but my question is how on earth can somebody text you from jail? Lol

Titanic1912 · Answer

It’s tough what a guy would say to a girl. Girls would say, “Don’t drop soap”. My second girlfriend cheated on me so I’d say, “Bars slam home”.

CallmeTheKnight · Answer

How would she text from jail lmao I'm not gonna get her out. I'm not gonna say anything to make me feel or look resentful.

Brainsbeforebeauty · Answer

Tough luck kid😎

BCA6010 · Answer

Depends on the ex. Don't believe you. Well that sucks. This crap again? And the rest don't have my current number or have been blocked.

worldscolide · Answer

You can rot If my ex died tomorrow i would not shed a tear, i would piss on her grave.

Anonymous · Answer

"Don't call me baby, you know I hate that, and we're not even together anymore. Where are you? Should I come get you?"

Citizenkirk · Answer

How would your ex, or anyone, send you a text from in jail when they don't have access to their moble device?🤔

pink_and_inlove · Answer

Yes stay there 😂 just kidding I would ask what’d you do?

yucel_eden · Answer

I would help her unless she cheated on me or something. “What you need”

SenseiSeptred · Answer

Be there soon. My previous relationship was based on mutual respect.

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

Farewell my lovely...

thimmslicc · Answer

"You're lying, you can't text in jail."  Me : call me when you're out. And show me all the evidence leading up to getting out of jail.

tuvwxyz · Answer

Enjoy your cell (play on words because they're using a cell phone to text from jail somehow)

TommyMountainFigure · Answer

My reply would be See? I told you what would happen if you broke my heart!

Anonymous · Answer

Woah people really hate their exes... I would ask how it happened and maybe try and help

slatyb · Answer

Depends which ex. I would bail out all of them except my ex-wife.

AdithyaR · Answer

I'd ask why, depending on the reason, I'd tell them how to get help or tell them to face the consequences of their actions

loveslongnails · Answer

*Who is this?* *Sucks being you* *I don't care* *Sorry, wrong number*

CourtneyJane · Answer

My reply would be "don't drop the soap."

jillybeanns · Answer

“Why? What happened?”

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

Call the feminazis, they will make riots to get you out in no time, they will start shouting "men in and women out" 🤣🤣

Jean-Marie_Céline · Answer

"I knew it!"

Massageman · Answer

Call your husband. (no malice intended - she IS married to the guy)

Andres77 · Answer

She's an ex for a reason do... "Boo fucking hoo..."

SalvatoreCordileone · Answer

Cops don't aloud text messages. They would give you a phone to make a call. But I'll play along LMAO AND?

BarryLiverstone · Answer

can't reply to a text that I never get as my exes are blocked.

Poppy_girl · Answer

Good JOKE... keep it up

Anonymous · Answer

What U do? Ooooooo, U fuked-up. https://youtu. be/bvGZpZjbC4E

callMeNeel · Answer

"You're texting from JAIL?"

kinkynicci · Answer

Getting anal too?

Twalli · Answer

Since I don't have an ex "Who are you?"

Anonymous · Answer

who's this? wrong number? hope you rot die in hell fuck off fuck you  fuck you asshole fuck you shit for brains i don't give a flying fuck i don't give a rats ass

Alisa158 · Answer

I won't be friends with any ex

Anonymous · Answer

Again you motherfucker?

Coulis · Answer

Who is this?

abhi75757 · Answer

I ll say dont worry just be their for just 5-6 days more i ll come after 1month for bail

Wiredone · Answer

I'd reply " good for you".

jennifer_bloom · Answer

You should exercise

elizabeth05 · Answer

Congratulations, you made your bed.

TheBigGuy9 · Answer

Depends how much you care for them?

Nikki1989 · Answer

Enjoy your stay.

anon_teen · Answer

Id help  "Can I help?"

kidvid80 · Answer

don't drop soap

erin_ireland · Answer

Who is this? 😂

KrakenAttackin · Answer

"Caught turning tricks again"?

slizzle01 · Answer

Have fun lol

Daniela1982 · Answer

Kiss My Ass!

kannettava · Answer

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