Your ex sent you a text, "Baby I'm in jail." If you could only text TWO words back what would they be?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

“On way”. Not necessarily to bail her out but to find out wtf? We have an adult daughter together (although still young and foolish she’s over 18) and I would owe it to her to at least find out what was going on. I would possibly bail her out as I know she has sufficient funds to pay me back ($ that she extracted from me in the divorce) and that it would be inhuman to let her linger in jail unless she did something really bad. When so got there though I would tell her to drop the “Babe” as that ain’t EVER gonna be again!

Walt832 · Accepted Answer

I'll do the voice from Taken - "good luck". Hang up.

Even though she was okay female. Until her parents change her mind set and start to be controlling. That is when I decided to break up. Deeply, I saw her reaction. "🥺Why?". I asked her, "do you need explanation? She said "no..." I walk off. Man it felt great because I was stressing out why she changed and her actions towards me. She was caring female and sharing all the sudden she was like "oh well".

aWes0MeNeSs · Accepted Answer

"Oh well". Lol.

Not that I wish either of my exes any harm, but honestly, I've spent enough money on them and bailed them out (figuratively, not literally) enough, as well as had one screw me out of money. Both also prioritized other people over me, so they should ask those people. Not my problem.

Cynicaldreamer · Accepted Answer

" Who's this ?"  No really I block all unknown numbers, so I really wouldn't know who it is! Haha.  I know I'm terrible. No regrets at all: NONE.

jennifer_bloom · Answer

Good luck I think - not much you can say in two words

AmandaYVR · Answer

"What happened?" if I like them. "Uh huh" if I don't.

Anonymous · Answer

To hell with you you stupid delusional nasty liar mf baby my ass damn dumb fuck busted ass looking shaped like a beyond old wrinkled cucumber let me find you when you get out I'll you over burn in heal spread it open there in jail you crocodile teeth dirty ass mouth mf ugly ass giraffe oompa loompa keep texting me and I'll make your jail time forever busted botched bitch chicken legs thin haired bitch

Majesty101 · Answer

"Have fun" lol.

Clearly, they are in jail for a reason. There is a lesson they are learning. And if they are my ex, why tf are they calling me to get them out of jail? lol. I'm not going to save you lmao. Call your mom, new girlfriend, or the person you traded me for. Hope you enjoy yourself.

KeziL · Answer

Need help?

I don't care if we're broken up or what. If someone I used to be in a relationship or someone I used to be friends with needs my help, they still qualify to get help in my books. If they choose me as the one to reach out to when they're in trouble, it's because they know I will help them. And so I will. You don't just stop caring about people completely, they still matter.

Anonymous · Answer

Tough luck.

Actually depending on which ex sent this impact my response. But I had one literally tell me “tough luck” when I found out I had HPV a few weeks after she broke up with me. I was monogamous with her for entire year prior. If there was any justice in this world SHE someone else would be equally callous to her when she is an extremely vulnerable state.

BUT I forgave her a while back in a email after explaining the living hell I went through and how her response absolutely devastated me. I have to stick to that. Forgiveness is becoming an increasingly rare concept nowadays.

LanceLa · Answer

"I know" I know how not smart they r and who knows perhaps I called the line cause they keep stalking me...

DizzyDesii · Answer

If i was a B word then i’d say GOOD RIDDANCE 🤣 But i loved em once so i’d prob text CALL ME. Now i ain't puttin in a dime to bail em out but i’d reach out to their parent or sumn

torgor67 · Answer

I would ask "What happened" because that would leave room for an explanation of why that person was in jail and is very open ended which in my opinion is good since it would feel like the most unbiased response without you sounding too positive or too negative. This in turn would make the ex want to respond since it sounds like you care still but doesn't sound too positive either making it an all around balanced question.

websterII · Answer

F.. OFF! (then hahhahahahahahah either before or after or both) x's are the dogpoop in life you stepped in.. forget them.. you are the LAST person they should be askign for help. you shouldn't hate them.. but they should be strangers to you. unless of course you both decided to break on good terms and remain friends wihtout expectations or resentment.

AlienParasite · Answer

I would probably text two characters instead of two words, which are: :V

SexyPetite · Answer

There is only one ex. Of mine I would ever help. She is an ex. Who never got together with me. So to let her know I would help her. I would text her with "Sheer Pantyhose" that would let her know that She would have to get dressed in a dress with sheer to the waist pantyhose and let me ravish her. Otherwise I would just revoke the bail and let her a** rot in a cell

DanaeAdam5 · Answer

-Oh well -good riddance -party time -Fuck off -Don't care -🤣🤙👋🤟🤘👍🖕 -Bitch die

magiusX26 · Answer

have fun your fault told you do you don't care for why? need space? damn, again? "love ya"

OceanMelon · Answer

For a bad ex -Oh well -Karma Bitch -Your point?  -To bad -Don't care For a good Ex -Good luck

AdithyaR · Answer

Call Lawyer or I'm coming. My ex and I are great friends.

Ericalovescats · Answer

Two words: LOL DUMBASS. Or if I didn't hate my ex "Coming DUMBASS"

Tamera952 · Answer

I would text:  “Oh Well” (Or)... “You’re Fucked” (Or)... “So What?”

Felicityoyo · Answer

Who's this? (I dont talk to or even keep my exes numbers)

loveslongnails · Answer

"Congratulations, shithead" " Pucker up" " Lawyer up" " About time" " Stay there"  " Have fun"

blutwolfe · Answer

my ex? "rofl lmao" "that sucks" "that's life" "shit happens" "check mate" "I'm drunk" what I'd probably say tho is "your problem"

Avicenna · Answer

Depends which ex. If It's THAT one, I text back, "it figures".

TacosRAwesome · Answer

The name of the lawyer that seems to get everyone light sentences.

Anonymous · Answer

I don't text back, I do a happy dance.

JerseyDevil276 · Answer

Truthfully it depends on the ex in question and the situation. If my ex and I are still in good terms and she needs my help, I'd bail her out without a second thought. However if my ex were not only on bad terms and the situation of the arrest is severe, then I want no part in that issue

ClassyMe · Answer

Depending on who they are my two words would either be “Fuck Off” or “Bend Over”.

silvermoon84 · Answer

Depends on the ex. For certain ones it would be “How much?” (asking how he needs for bail), for others it would be “oh well.”

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

For starters I would laugh my ass off & as for texting back the first two words that come to mind are FUCK YOU!

RickPen · Answer

"You lie." Cops would confiscate someone's phone, so there would be no way to send a text if they're actually in jail.

Chikky · Answer

"No money" since I just graduated from school, so I won't be able to help them

jgokgotit · Answer

Depends on the ex. If it was my first one, I'd ask "bail amount?". If it was my 2nd one, I'd say "good luck".

maddog998 · Answer

If I like them - "What happened?" If they fucked me over - "Have Fun" If it's my most recent ex "Your loss"

alytaylor · Answer

I would figure out a way to phrase "on my way". Maybe "almost there" so they knew I was going to figure out a way to help them.

joeblow123 · Answer

Two words: drop soap.  If I were to use a sentence it would be: have fun at the lesbian training academy. A sentence-I'm typing one and she is serving one.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

It happened similarly to me. Only, that her parents notified me. If I have only two words available, I'd reply with: ''where you?" I might want to visit her one day.

sang2020 · Answer

I would send back a happy dancing emoji or a gif of a dick being chopped off.

Guardian45 · Answer

EXCELLENT Q! Good Luck! She's an Ex for a reason. Probably NOT a good one!

jillybeanns · Answer

“You’re lying”. Because you can’t text from jail. 😂

Definitely · Answer

I'll use letters, partial words and pictures instead

jojixlight · Answer

All people in the comments are triggered from their ex

AlexBlack007 · Answer

I don't know... "Good riddance!" maybe. Or "Oh FINALLY!"... Or "That's amazing!" 🙃

Liam_Hayden · Answer

Depends upon whether it is one with whom I am still on good terms. If so, "What's bail? If not, "Don't care.".

Unit1 · Answer

Make that 4 words for me please "Lose my number, bitch!"

OlderAndWiser · Answer

"I'll help."

GraveDoll · Answer

social distance...:)

Brainsbeforebeauty · Answer

Grab ankles 😂

NeverEnds · Answer

Bull shit Cause  How is she texting me from jail on the first day in  Unless she pocket it in her V

Agape93 · Answer

Die there.

Zinnia0403 · Answer

“Fuck you” will be my last two words

1828avaava1828 · Answer

Open wide

AzureGirl · Answer

Okay, and?

Prettygurl12 · Answer

That's rough.

EmmaMary · Answer

You Loser.

AmourHoney · Answer

Have fun

infinitybreaker2018 · Answer

Your problem And I've had this happen

IU_092 · Answer

"Have fun"

Quackthulu · Answer

"your point?"

CindyRuns · Answer

More than two words... "Say Hi to Bubba"

Anonymous · Answer

Das wild or fuck off, depends on if he's an asshole or not

joe_schmidt · Answer

This is 3 words, but "sucks to suck ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

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