Your ex sent you a text, "Baby I'm in jail." If you could only text TWO words back what would they be?

[coachTanthony]

[Anonymous]

“On way”. Not necessarily to bail her out but to find out wtf? We have an adult daughter together (although still young and foolish she’s over 18) and I would owe it to her to at least find out what was going on. I would possibly bail her out as I know she has sufficient funds to pay me back ($ that she extracted from me in the divorce) and that it would be inhuman to let her linger in jail unless she did something really bad. When so got there though I would tell her to drop the “Babe” as that ain’t EVER gonna be again!

[Walt832]

I'll do the voice from Taken - "good luck". Hang up.

Even though she was okay female. Until her parents change her mind set and start to be controlling. That is when I decided to break up. Deeply, I saw her reaction. "🥺Why?". I asked her, "do you need explanation? She said "no..." I walk off. Man it felt great because I was stressing out why she changed and her actions towards me. She was caring female and sharing all the sudden she was like "oh well".

[aWes0MeNeSs]

"Oh well". Lol.

Not that I wish either of my exes any harm, but honestly, I've spent enough money on them and bailed them out (figuratively, not literally) enough, as well as had one screw me out of money. Both also prioritized other people over me, so they should ask those people. Not my problem.

[Cynicaldreamer]

"Who's this?"

No really I block all unknown numbers, so I really wouldn't know who it is! Haha.
I know I'm terrible. No regrets at all: NONE.

[Guardian45]

ROTFLMAO!!!🤣😂😅🤣😂

[coachTanthony]

Ha Ha Ha

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂😂😂
Who dis 🤣

[Cynicaldreamer]

@DizzyDesii I was 'this' close to typing that! I was girl! But I corrected myself and decided to use proper grammar, LOL

[DizzyDesii]

Nawl exes dont deserve good grammar 🤣 “slang” his ass 😂

[Cynicaldreamer]

@DizzyDesii Damn right! No point in wasting good grammar on his ass, LOL

[jennifer_bloom]

Good luck I think - not much you can say in two words

[AmandaYVR]

"What happened?" if I like them.

"Uh huh" if I don't.

[Anonymous]

To hell with you you stupid delusional nasty liar mf baby my ass damn dumb fuck busted ass looking shaped like a beyond old wrinkled cucumber let me find you when you get out I'll you over burn in heal spread it open there in jail you crocodile teeth dirty ass mouth mf ugly ass giraffe oompa loompa keep texting me and I'll make your jail time forever busted botched bitch chicken legs thin haired bitch

[coachTanthony]

Ha ha Ha

[Opinion Owner]

I got carried away 🤷🏽‍♀️ Would probably just say "busy rn"

[Djaay]

You talking to me you slow and smelly hobo kelly under the river mouth , culinary smelling tramp creptis delecti fungus of the butt displaces of the blow hole looking motherfucka... just kidden

[Majesty101]

"Have fun" lol.

Clearly, they are in jail for a reason. There is a lesson they are learning. And if they are my ex, why tf are they calling me to get them out of jail? lol. I'm not going to save you lmao. Call your mom, new girlfriend, or the person you traded me for. Hope you enjoy yourself.

[KeziL]

Need help?

I don't care if we're broken up or what. If someone I used to be in a relationship or someone I used to be friends with needs my help, they still qualify to get help in my books. If they choose me as the one to reach out to when they're in trouble, it's because they know I will help them. And so I will. You don't just stop caring about people completely, they still matter.

[YourFutureEx]

Such a sweet girl you are.

[RunawayGirl]

Some people are just so kind hearted *wipes tear*

[Anonymous]

Tough luck.

Actually depending on which ex sent this impact my response. But I had one literally tell me “tough luck” when I found out I had HPV a few weeks after she broke up with me. I was monogamous with her for entire year prior. If there was any justice in this world SHE someone else would be equally callous to her when she is an extremely vulnerable state.

BUT I forgave her a while back in a email after explaining the living hell I went through and how her response absolutely devastated me. I have to stick to that. Forgiveness is becoming an increasingly rare concept nowadays.

[LanceLa]

"I know"

I know how not smart they r and who knows perhaps I called the line cause they keep stalking me...

[DizzyDesii]

If i was a B word then i’d say
GOOD RIDDANCE 🤣
But i loved em once so i’d prob text
CALL ME.
Now i ain't puttin in a dime to bail em out but i’d reach out to their parent or sumn

[DizzyDesii]

These responses were too funny 🤣

[Guardian45]

You're just secretly a sweetie, aren't you?

[DizzyDesii]

@Guardian45 haha

[torgor67]

I would ask "What happened" because that would leave room for an explanation of why that person was in jail and is very open ended which in my opinion is good since it would feel like the most unbiased response without you sounding too positive or too negative. This in turn would make the ex want to respond since it sounds like you care still but doesn't sound too positive either making it an all around balanced question.

[websterII]

F.. OFF! (then hahhahahahahahah either before or after or both) x's are the dogpoop in life you stepped in.. forget them.. you are the LAST person they should be askign for help. you shouldn't hate them.. but they should be strangers to you. unless of course you both decided to break on good terms and remain friends wihtout expectations or resentment.

[AlienParasite]

I would probably text two characters instead of two words, which are:

:V

[coachTanthony]

is that a sideways laugh?

[AlienParasite]

Actually, it has no exact meaning. I normally use it like a sort of "surprised / poker face". When I use it, I tend to picture that kind of stuck face in which you have your mouth open like you are going to say something, but you don't. I picture that, or either a Muppet with their mouth opened... likeee... this photo

[coachTanthony]

Oh gotcha!

[SexyPetite]

There is only one ex. Of mine I would ever help. She is an ex. Who never got together with me. So to let her know I would help her. I would text her with "Sheer Pantyhose" that would let her know that She would have to get dressed in a dress with sheer to the waist pantyhose and let me ravish her. Otherwise I would just revoke the bail and let her a** rot in a cell

[DanaeAdam5]

-Oh well
-good riddance
-party time
-Fuck off
-Don't care
-🤣🤙👋🤟🤘👍🖕
-Bitch die

[DanaeAdam5]

The emojis count too as 2 words

[magiusX26]

have fun

your fault

told you

do you

don't care

for why?

need space?

damn, again?

"love ya"

[DizzyDesii]

Love ya would make me cry 😂🤣

[magiusX26]

ty ty. am here all week

[magiusX26]

more than 2 words list

don't drop the soap

say hi to bertha

they finally caught you?

"we're sorry princess, your mario is in another castle"

you called me why?

"bad girls bad girls, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

is orange really the new black?

"hello from the other side"

another 2 word one "by felicia"

[magiusX26]

@DizzyDesii that "love ya" is meant to be sarcastic by the way. we are EXes, she used to say some form of that but obviously has no meaning at this point considering they all wound being cheaters. so it's to throw thay back inyo her/their face/s.

[DizzyDesii]

I know lol

[OceanMelon]

For a bad ex
-Oh well
-Karma Bitch
-Your point?
-To bad
-Don't care

For a good Ex
-Good luck

[AdithyaR]

Call Lawyer or I'm coming.
My ex and I are great friends.

[Guardian45]

Nice!

[DizzyDesii]

Call lawyer is good

[Ericalovescats]

Two words: LOL DUMBASS.

Or if I didn't hate my ex

"Coming DUMBASS"

[Tamera952]

I would text:
“Oh Well” (Or)...
“You’re Fucked” (Or)...
“So What?”

[Felicityoyo]

Who's this? (I dont talk to or even keep my exes numbers)

[DizzyDesii]

Ikrr

[loveslongnails]

"Congratulations, shithead"
" Pucker up"
" Lawyer up"
" About time"
" Stay there"
" Have fun"