Your ex sent you a text, "Baby I'm in jail." If you could only text TWO words back what would they be? (Page 2)
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my ex?
"rofl lmao"
"that sucks"
"that's life"
"shit happens"
"check mate"
"I'm drunk"
what I'd probably say tho is "your problem"
Depends which ex. If It's THAT one, I text back, "it figures".
The name of the lawyer that seems to get everyone light sentences.
I don't text back, I do a happy dance.
Truthfully it depends on the ex in question and the situation. If my ex and I are still in good terms and she needs my help, I'd bail her out without a second thought. However if my ex were not only on bad terms and the situation of the arrest is severe, then I want no part in that issue
Depending on who they are my two words would either be “Fuck Off” or “Bend Over”.
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Drop soap
Depends on the ex. For certain ones it would be “How much?” (asking how he needs for bail), for others it would be “oh well.”
For starters I would laugh my ass off & as for texting back the first two words that come to mind are FUCK YOU!
"You lie."
Cops would confiscate someone's phone, so there would be no way to send a text if they're actually in jail.
"No money" since I just graduated from school, so I won't be able to help them
LMAO 🤣
@guardian45 😋😋🤣
Depends on the ex. If it was my first one, I'd ask "bail amount?". If it was my 2nd one, I'd say "good luck".
If I like them - "What happened?"
If they fucked me over - "Have Fun"
If it's my most recent ex "Your loss"
I would figure out a way to phrase "on my way". Maybe "almost there" so they knew I was going to figure out a way to help them.
Two words: drop soap.
If I were to use a sentence it would be: have fun at the lesbian training academy. A sentence-I'm typing one and she is serving one.
It happened similarly to me. Only, that her parents notified me.
If I have only two words available, I'd reply with: ''where you?"
I might want to visit her one day.
I would send back a happy dancing emoji or a gif of a dick being chopped off.
OMG LADY ! WTF
@standingUP https://makeagif.com/gif/penis-cut-jFuC40
👀you scary long time
EXCELLENT Q!
Good Luck!
She's an Ex for a reason. Probably NOT a good one!
“You’re lying”. Because you can’t text from jail. 😂
I'll use letters, partial words and pictures instead
All people in the comments are triggered from their ex