What's the male equivalent of a "Ladyboner"?

[genericname85]

is there such a word already? if not, be creative :D

[MrKinktastic]

Broner...

Funny story...

I was fairly new to the volunteer fire department at the time, and we were doing a drill/suppressing a deliberate trailer fire for training. Two of my brothers and I were working a large 2.5" hose which we were advancing towards the fire. In this case, in order to not get bullied around by the hose, we were more or less sitting on each others laps as we were advancing towards the trailer/inferno.

For two of us this was our first live fire day so it was particularly exciting. I was sandwiched in the middle of the manwich as my buddy (behind me naturally...) whispered into my ear "I have the biggest broner right now... It's like a boner, but when you're doing something awesome with your bros!" How we managed to not fall over from laughing I don't recall; but we did ultimately manage to put the fire out!

[genericname85]

i thought a "ladyboner" is used to express female excitement over something that women aren't usually excited about xD

[bgpdizzle]

Urban dictionary definition of lady-boner:

1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'

[bgpdizzle]

Boner.

[genericname85]

well "ladyboner" is a term for women to express excitement about something that usually only men are excited about xD boner doesn't do the same for men.

[bgpdizzle]

You need to rephrase the question then because it doesn't make sense.

[genericname85]

well what did you associate with the term ladyboner? xD

[bgpdizzle]

Wet.

[genericname85]

why would they say ladyboner then and not just that they're wet?`xD

[bgpdizzle]

You're weird.

[genericname85]

i'm ok with that xD

[pizzalovershouse]

wouldn't know

[esotericstory]

Homosexuality.