Which fictional character would you choose as your bodyguard?

[mario_with_no_luigi]

If you could choose only one fictional character (male or female) to be your bodyguard, who would it be and why?

[Anonymous]

Bubbles, because she is just as cute as a button! :)

Also you dont want to make her angry because she can get emotional sometimes so you absolutely will get rekt.

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Lol, she’s a cutie. Absolutely shouldn’t make her angry!

[WhiteSteve]

Mike Ehrmantraut for sure...

https://youtu.be/jS6kAKj8R9o

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Dude! That’s one of my favorite scenes ever! I’d pick Mike too.

[Inneedofusername]

Ramsay Bolton. Iwan Rheon is one of the hottest men alive. And if he was my bodygueard he couldn't hurt me. I would train him not to

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Interesting choice! Hate his character for sure and I do think he has an ego which puts him at a disadvantage at times.

[Inneedofusername]

He is pure evil, no doubts. But I can't resist his looks

[Guffrus]

What about Simon Bellamy from Misfits then?

Looks like the same dude but he is a psychopath anymore.

He doesn't have status in Misfits though, so is he still hot?

Which is better?

[Inneedofusername]

@Guffrus
I've never heard of misfits. But from what I see now- he doesn't have beard there, and that's important. I love beards like his in Ramsay character.

[Guffrus]

I had to look that up, I thought Ramsey doesn't have a beard? But it seems that some times he does, I never noticed.

You should watch misfits, its good :)

If you do you will likely understand my interest in the question better.

[KiaTate]

Kars from jojo's bizarre adventure

[mario_with_no_luigi]

I don’t watch anime so I won’t understand why you picked it lol but that’s interesting

[KiaTate]

Vampire man with laser eyes, bone blades, the thing that's sticking out of his arm, smart, and he has a nice ass.

[mario_with_no_luigi]

He has a nice ass? WHAAAAAT? Where did you see his ass? Lol

[KiaTate]

Watch the anime 😂

[jgokgotit]

I would choose Goku. He is super powerful, has good instincts, super loyal and ALWAYS beats the odds against him or arranges a way for someone else to do it.

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Absolutely loved Dragon Ball when I was a kid. Good choice man.

[YHL6965]

Mike Ehrmantraut

[mario_with_no_luigi]

That’s mine too

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Him or Mr. Wolf from Pulp Fiction

[CrimsonAngel09]

Sam Becker from Far Cry 3.

Sam is in the CIA and good with guns along with going undercover and keeping his cool. If we have to escape, the guy can also fly a helicopter.

[Wolframium]

Neo, but John Wick is close second. And, of course, Constantine.
As you can see, they have something in common.

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Lol Keanu Reeves is the best! Absolutely love the guy

[andreasderjuengere]

Godzilla?
Reason: it does not speak English; so it cannot accidentally reveal my secrets.

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Yes but wouldn’t you want to communicate with Godzilla in case you needed help?

[andreasderjuengere]

I'll train 'him' up. It worked with my dog before; why not now? ;)

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Hope he’ll be a good boy, because if not, we’re all doomed

[andreasderjuengere]

Noted. I'll keep him on a leash

[bolverk]

Natalia Alianovna "Natasha" Romanova, superbly trained and very easy on the eye. unless of course the MCU decide to ruin it.

[mario_with_no_luigi]

She’s hot, so hot!

[Chris78910]

Gamora maybe?
She's pretty skilled and she's kinda hot for a green person.

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Lol definitely hot for a green chick

[mellsoll01]

Any of them lol

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Good choice 🔥

[Guffrus]

Whats this picture from? Is it any good?

[mellsoll01]

@Guffrus the new movie... Hobbs and Shaw

[Guffrus]

Oh ok, I dont think that is going to be for me, thanks anyway.

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

God. If anybody fucked with me, he could just make them die. An extra bonus is he's invisible so they'd never see it coming.

[Bloody_Claw]

Bayonetta... Guns and a librarian look... Nuff said I am a guy after all.

[naomi1130]

Buffy the vampire Slayer just because she's badass and would seem like a great friend to make all the while taking her job seriously

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Yes! I can see that.

[JLoper23]

M - John Wick for obvious reasons.
F - Scarlet Witch because she's badass, and I just like Scarlet Witch

[ShadowofRegret]

Aoi Sakurai from Rail Wars.

She is a very talented fighter, both armed and unarmed.

[mario_with_no_luigi]

I don’t watch anime so I wouldn’t understand but interesting answer!

[ShadowofRegret]

Thank you.

[llorando]

[bimmy5000]

The mask. Cartoon physics and abilities, its unbeatable.

[Texaskid1]

This bad motherfucker:

[OfDeath]

Walter Sobchak

[Anonymous]

Belle from Beauty and the Beast. It'll probably be the closest I'll ever get to dating her. lol

[mario_with_no_luigi]

Lol can’t blame you

[esotericstory]

Adepta Sororitas cannones.

[AngelxS]

It may not be best but I'll go for Link from Legend of Zelda