What's a good comeback for a guy who always says "why is the dishwasher typing?" whenever I say something in a group chat?

[Anonymous]

[pasi02]

Depends on what you could mock him for. Height= why is the midget typing?, Weight= why is the bulldozer typing? Etc. (I don't feel like that about the mentioned groups of people, but he's being an asshole, so you can be one too)

[jennifer_bloom]

"Because it needs to clean up people like you" if he asks about you being the dishwasher

[JackSmy]

Only dirty pots and pans would know!

[handcuff418]

Why is the douche bag talking?

[Anonymous]

Hey!!! I also make sandwiches!!!

[Anonymous]

Well, are you the dishwasher, at your job?

[Asker]

No he's just being a sexist mtfker

[Opinion Owner]

Oh, ok