My ENTIRE senior class in High school was on its way back from a 3 hour drive from a field trip. I had an obscene amount of soda like 30 mins before the bus left. Ended up having to scream at the bus driver because I was gonna pee my pants. He pulled over, I ran out of the bus and popped a squat in front of all my peers. Somehow it became a badge of honor 😂😂 nobody made fun of me. Made me cooler
Tell me a story about yourself that sounds like a lie but it is absolutely true?
Mine is similar, but different. So I worked at a Walgreens at the time. Had a horrible bladder infection that got worse, because no insurance=no doctors visit. I'd get a tingling that indicated I'd pee without being able to control it. So, ringing up this customer, I had that feeling. Tried rushing him, but he read that customer that "I have the exact change, oh wait I do, I don't". So of course I peed while he was still digging for charge, yeah he didn't have🙄 So had to go up to my Male supervisor and ask to go home, which I was embarrassed and didn't know how to say it. So told him had tti go home. When he asked why, I just grabbed my pants on either side and said "that's why". Both our faces are embarrassed red at this point, so he joked and said yes, but had to use phone in employee break room ( of course this would be the time but dropped off at work). So a few employees thinking they were being funny, were going to wrap a Santa Claus table cloth around me to get through the store. While waiting for my husband to pick me up, I was hiding behind a mailbox to hide, cuz I'd peed three times by this point, some lady came up talking like she knew me🤷♀️As I was yup peeing again behind the mailbox, so when hubby pulled up, wouldn't go right to the car. He started laying on the horn, so lady got mad, and went to yell at him, and I raced past her, jumped in car, told him to get the "F" out of there as yup, was peeing again. So fucking embarrassing. Took weeks off jokes at work to live that one down lol
That was quite the bladder infection... I’ve never heard of anything like that, pretty remarkable, and how you could ever live that down at work... is beyond me🤷🏻♂️ great story...
I think I had a bladder infection once, the doc called it “honeymoon-itis”...😅😂🤣 so I guess my girl and I both somehow got it... but never did either of us experience completely uncontrolled pissing.. on the level you described... just wow😳😳
I lived a double life as a teenager with my best friend, as we both halfway “joined” a circus group. We were going to officially be apart of it but she got cancer and after she died I was encouraged to get myself checked and turns out... I HAD CANCER TOO!!! Only... they caught mine at a very convenient time and the only way for me to not have to have a huge chunk of my life taken away from me was to get my ovaries removed. So in a way I feel like her death gave me a new lease on life because without her situation i would have never checked and I would have had a shitty time not being the best I could be.
I was once in front of an old ladies house minutes before it was to be consumed by a flaming front of a brushfire, literally seconds before it would be on fire, trying to get the old woman to go- she said “ I’m not leaving without Milton” and pointed to the side. I asked her who is Milton, and she pointed to her cat, just about ten feet away.., long story short, I coaxed the cat over and stuffed it, claws and all into her waiting pickup and off they went, me just behind, looking in my rear view as we left to see the back of her barn in flames. Somebody had their grandma a little longer after that day, thanks to my being in exactly the right time and place. (Btw- I was a forest service firefighter on duty at the time).
Who the hell would downvote me with my story? See, that’s how many pink anons there are here, and how fucked up some of them are... just because they either don’t have a better story, or they hate my political positions..
That sounds pretty awesome. So I went to a city close to me to listen to Dennis quaids band... Wait he has band :) yes he had a band, after it was over people were waiting and saying on his Twitter feed that he was going to do a meet amd greet. It was hot and i saw Dennis quaid come out of his trailer and take his shirt off. He looked good. But walked around for a bit and after like 30 mins or longer put his shirt back on and came and did a meet and greet. He grabbed my phone and took a selfie with my phone. I still have the picture :)
In high school, I gather a group of people that were all the best of their advanced classes (decided upon by their teachers). I started doing regular meetings every day after school for us all to work on a very large invention idea I had been working on. Had multiple engineering students to help 3D model, adv. math students to run calculations, and other great students to help with research. Used the schools' 3D printer to make models. The best part of my entire school career was organizing and leading that group.
Heh, it's just a lot of research, and too much to explain for you to even grasp the concept. The more I say about it, the more questions you'll be left with than answers. In other words... its complicated
In highschool I tried to climb over the fence slipped at the top and impaled myself on the untwisted wires in the worst way. I couldn't get down so my brother had to climb up-- bend some wires down so he didn't make the same mistake-- and sit behind me to keep me from falling off until they could cut the wire. I had to go to the hospital. Not that it's unbelievable but it is a bit ridiculous.
Actually hardly anyone made fun of me for it though, even though I was probably in hysterics for a good 10 minutes and passed out; most of the kids I knew were right there. I think it was because I was actually injured that they didn't bring it up much..
That’s so awesome lol It’s weird cuz some of my funniest stories actually involve celebrities. So when I I was growing up in the Bay Area We lived in Livermore for a while which is close to Tracy as you know and when MC hammer went bankrupt he had a house in Tracy that was down the street from my sister’s best friend. So as a kid I actually went to several bbq’s at mc hammer’s house 😅 another funny story is one time I was in boulder, Colorado for work and I actually had lunch and smoked weed with The Weeknd and I had no idea he was famous until later, his music is awful he’s a really down to earth guy irl tho 😂
In 10th grade my mom and I went to a gas station. She gave the manager 20 dollars to put in a pump and he put the cash in the wrong one. My mom went in to tell him and he wouldn't listen. He wouldn't give her her money back either after she got mad and told him she'll go somewhere else.
So I told my friend, who had a nack for this sort of thing, he took me to the gas station later that night and set a gas pump ablaze in retaliation. I was out under house arrest for a month, banned from owning a light til I was twenty one and had to do 130 hours community service. He was going to serve 2 years but got bailed out and then backtracked across the country until he settled in California. A few years ago on Thanksgiving, he was out getting pizza for him and his friends when he was killed.
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I don't know if this is that unbelievable, but there was one time in third grade when a couple of my friends and I were talking about when we were born and the second I said, "My mom almost died when I was born", the entire class (including my teacher) stopped what they were doing and just stared at me for a good 10 seconds. 😐
I was going to get in my tree stand one morning, and got about halfway up before I heard creaking. I was like 😱 aaaaand then the branch broke. I fell about 6-7 or so feet and landed flat on my feet. I have no idea how I didn’t end up on my ass.
I once masturbated and was in the bathroom. Just got doing my thing and i washed myself on this wash cloth.. Well , my Dad took the same wash cloth and washed his feet oh wow talking about embarrassing i couldn't stop him it was done and over with. I should of put the wash cloth in the dirty clothes but never thought and he had to come down the same time i was in the bathroom. 👀
i was drunk and talking back to a cop. He made me get out of the car ( my friend was driving) and told me to put my hands on the car. I told him I had to piss really bad. He told me to put hands on the car again. I pulled my dick out and started pissing. I stumbled while pissing and peed all over the cops leg/feet. He tackled my ass and arrested me among other things
one time I was a camp counselor for these 10-12 year old girls, and we had a swimming day on one of the last days. After swimming I took all the girls to the lockeroom to get changed. I had just taken off my swimsuit to put on dry clothes when one girl said really loudly, " wow you have a big butt". All the other girls started pointing at my naked butt and laughing at me.
I met and shook hands with all in the same day Dean Cain Eddie McClintock Corin Nemec David Nykl Daniel Persina
Talked with David Nykl and Daniel Persina, Persina by the way super cool guy, very friendly talked with him for like 10-15 minutes, Nykl though only chatted with him for a few minutes.
I was in the woods with my sister and a friend during a week long camping trip and we had to get back to the group. So we took the 4-wheeler back and I got bucked off at 20 mph, did a half flip and landed on the back of my head.
I'm preparing for war against the democrats. I've been arming and training myself very well, my only rules of engagement that I've set in place is that I don't fire unless I have to.
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