Do you consider yourself a SMARTass, DUMBass or a BADass?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me I’m proud to say I’m a smartass when I want to be, I’m a dumbass have to be & as far as being a badass I’ll have to work on that one. On the other hand 80% of the time I’m as sharp as a tack & 20% of the time I’m as sharp as a marble.

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As for me I would like to take the time to say thank you. Thank you to each as well as everyone of you for taking the time to vote & share your comments as well.

[MissMovinOn]

They call me a smart-ass all the time.
Obviously people are very uneducated because I am clearly a homo sapien and not an Equus africanus asinus, but hey... that's why they call me a smart-ass.
Donkeys can't talk anyway, so really ALL asses are dumb. Bad-ass... yeah, some just won't follow the rope and go in the pen.
So I take it as a compliment. If we are all asses, since we're all the same species, the best one to be is the smart one. Intelligence is rare nowadays.

Lack of education nowadays smh

[Yads_Is_Back]

I LOVE THIS lol, and you even used the binomial nomenclature YOU GO GIRL

[MissMovinOn]

@Yads_Is_Back Gotta know that taxonomy for biomed engineering degree XD

[Yads_Is_Back]

Yeah girl, that’s what I’m taking about! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Aakash_Hangargi]

You Go Girl where are you sending her?

[Yads_Is_Back]

Smartass
I can talk so I'm obviously not dumb.
And I'm not bad because I like to be a good person.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hey dumb people can talk & only some people can understand them. Welcome to the smartass club!

[Yads_Is_Back]

Noooo... Dumb means you can't talk, by technical definition. The other is slang and not the real meaning. As you can see, I don't get called a smartass for nothing.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In addition to being a smartass do people call you a pain in the ass at all?

[Yads_Is_Back]

No because I only hang out with smart people, and considering that my presence is nowhere near their butthole, it wouldn't be a smart thing to say.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Smartass you’re ok in my book!

[Richard-Tilburg]

I am too smart to be a dumbass, I am too stupid to be a smartass, I am too soft to be a badass. 🙄🙃🤗

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Well thought of, well said & have a MHO on the house!

[Richard-Tilburg]

Thanks. 😇

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are absolutely welcome, salute!

[pervertedjester]

According to my last work review I'm too much of a smartass.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Does it really say that on your work review? Your employer knows you well.

[pervertedjester]

I think about four of them have said that in some form or another.

[Dazed0N0Confused]

I get called a smartass all the time, so I guess I'm a smartass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I think that is why we get along so well! Hello fellow smartass!

[Dazed0N0Confused]

Sounds about right!

[JJ_Bear]

I'm a mix of all 3, but more of a smartass above all else.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Your friends molded you well on this one or the other way around.

[JJ_Bear]

Def family influence for sure... my poor friends just have to deal? Ha, ha!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Your friends must love you for this & well done!

[ecfresh]

I’m a smartass more times than I want to be. Can take things literally to get under others skin.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A smartass is better than a dumbass, sometimes of course. No offense dumbassers.

[redheadedbabe]

all of the above depending on who i'm with lol im mainly stupid though

[Static_In_The_Attic]

All of the above, wonderful answer!

[genericname85]

i'm more of a DUMBBass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Is that a largemouth dumbbass?

[genericname85]

i'm a dumbbass xD don't ask me such complicated things.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I thought things were starting to get fishy in here!

[genericname85]

well i'm definitely struggeling to stay afloat in this discussion xD

[Stylistically]

I'm a badass but take off the word ass and leave bad by itself! That describes me perfectly!!! I'm pessimistic, traumatized, and psychotic... So I guess that makes me a bad person

[LaureenVO]

I fr sometimes feel like i am the only one with a brain lol. (no offense and i don't want to sound like i think i am the best at everything haha. i also can act dumb)

[LittleSquid]

With adults or @ school smart ass, with friends dumbass badass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That’s the way to go! Dumbass badass around friends & a smartass to everyone else.

[F-eight]

Smart and dumbass both and working in progress as a badass so that the badass prevails or is at least equal to smartass. Being a smart badass would be just perfect I think

[Liam_Hayden]

All of the above, depending upon the subject and the context.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Yes for all of the above!

[Midnight_Kiss]

I'm a combination of smartass and dumbass depending on the scenario

[Okami_Kitsune]

I can fight so I/can/ be a badass. I mouth off a lot so I'm definitely a smart ass. I know I've said some dumb shit so I guess I'm a bit of dumbass. All in all, I think I'm just an ass.

[Twalli]

When my girlfriend will annoy me I will make a bet convoluted reply that is extremely difficult to follow, and then when she asks if I am trying to confuse her and I say that I don't really need to try.

[Regmorus]

I don't consider myself any kind of ass; if body part I could be an eye of some kind, not an ass 😂

[aly34]

I'm dumb. i dont understand the politics at office. i dont indulge myself in office politics. coz of this I suffer sometimes. i tend to trust people and suffer. people are selfish.

[tartaarsaus]

Sometimes I’m called a smartass so I’ll go for that

[sdrawkcabosmi]

I'm what you would call a Triple Threat in this situation 😜

[Anonymous]

Depends on the situation. All I know hell raiser 24/7, yes sir

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hello hell raiser & a great movie it was as well.

[MzAsh]

I’m a smart ass, badass, with a good ass.

[beatcoock]

Haha

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Well said & with a good ass as well, bravo!

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Either ways as long as it makes me badass. I can be smart and act dumb in a badass way.