Do you consider yourself a SMARTass, DUMBass or a BADass?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me I’m proud to say I’m a smartass when I want to be, I’m a dumbass have to be & as far as being a badass I’ll have to work on that one. On the other hand 80% of the time I’m as sharp as a tack & 20% of the time I’m as sharp as a marble.

Smartass

Dumbass

Badass

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As for me I would like to take the time to say thank you. Thank you to each as well as everyone of you for taking the time to vote & share your comments as well.

[MissMovinOn]

They call me a smart-ass all the time.
Obviously people are very uneducated because I am clearly a homo sapien and not an Equus africanus asinus, but hey... that's why they call me a smart-ass.
Donkeys can't talk anyway, so really ALL asses are dumb. Bad-ass... yeah, some just won't follow the rope and go in the pen.
So I take it as a compliment. If we are all asses, since we're all the same species, the best one to be is the smart one. Intelligence is rare nowadays.

Lack of education nowadays smh

[Yads_Is_Back]

I LOVE THIS lol, and you even used the binomial nomenclature YOU GO GIRL

[MissMovinOn]

@Yads_Is_Back Gotta know that taxonomy for biomed engineering degree XD

[Yads_Is_Back]

Yeah girl, that’s what I’m taking about! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Aakash_Hangargi]

You Go Girl where are you sending her?

[Yads_Is_Back]

Smartass
I can talk so I'm obviously not dumb.
And I'm not bad because I like to be a good person.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hey dumb people can talk & only some people can understand them. Welcome to the smartass club!

[Yads_Is_Back]

Noooo... Dumb means you can't talk, by technical definition. The other is slang and not the real meaning. As you can see, I don't get called a smartass for nothing.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In addition to being a smartass do people call you a pain in the ass at all?

[Yads_Is_Back]

No because I only hang out with smart people, and considering that my presence is nowhere near their butthole, it wouldn't be a smart thing to say.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Smartass you’re ok in my book!

[Richard-Tilburg]

I am too smart to be a dumbass, I am too stupid to be a smartass, I am too soft to be a badass. 🙄🙃🤗

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Well thought of, well said & have a MHO on the house!

[Richard-Tilburg]

Thanks. 😇

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are absolutely welcome, salute!

[pervertedjester]

According to my last work review I'm too much of a smartass.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Does it really say that on your work review? Your employer knows you well.

[pervertedjester]

I think about four of them have said that in some form or another.

[Dazed0N0Confused]

I get called a smartass all the time, so I guess I'm a smartass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I think that is why we get along so well! Hello fellow smartass!

[Dazed0N0Confused]

Sounds about right!

[JJ_Bear]

I'm a mix of all 3, but more of a smartass above all else.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Your friends molded you well on this one or the other way around.

[JJ_Bear]

Def family influence for sure... my poor friends just have to deal? Ha, ha!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Your friends must love you for this & well done!

[ecfresh]

I’m a smartass more times than I want to be. Can take things literally to get under others skin.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A smartass is better than a dumbass, sometimes of course. No offense dumbassers.

[redheadedbabe]

all of the above depending on who i'm with lol im mainly stupid though

[Static_In_The_Attic]

All of the above, wonderful answer!

[genericname85]

i'm more of a DUMBBass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Is that a largemouth dumbbass?

[genericname85]

i'm a dumbbass xD don't ask me such complicated things.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I thought things were starting to get fishy in here!

[genericname85]

well i'm definitely struggeling to stay afloat in this discussion xD

[Stylistically]

I'm a badass but take off the word ass and leave bad by itself! That describes me perfectly!!! I'm pessimistic, traumatized, and psychotic... So I guess that makes me a bad person

[LaureenVO]

I fr sometimes feel like i am the only one with a brain lol. (no offense and i don't want to sound like i think i am the best at everything haha. i also can act dumb)

[LittleSquid]

With adults or @ school smart ass, with friends dumbass badass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That’s the way to go! Dumbass badass around friends & a smartass to everyone else.

[F-eight]

Smart and dumbass both and working in progress as a badass so that the badass prevails or is at least equal to smartass. Being a smart badass would be just perfect I think

[Liam_Hayden]

All of the above, depending upon the subject and the context.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Yes for all of the above!

[Midnight_Kiss]

I'm a combination of smartass and dumbass depending on the scenario

[Okami_Kitsune]

I can fight so I/can/ be a badass. I mouth off a lot so I'm definitely a smart ass. I know I've said some dumb shit so I guess I'm a bit of dumbass. All in all, I think I'm just an ass.

[Twalli]

When my girlfriend will annoy me I will make a bet convoluted reply that is extremely difficult to follow, and then when she asks if I am trying to confuse her and I say that I don't really need to try.

[Regmorus]

I don't consider myself any kind of ass; if body part I could be an eye of some kind, not an ass 😂

[aly34]

I'm dumb. i dont understand the politics at office. i dont indulge myself in office politics. coz of this I suffer sometimes. i tend to trust people and suffer. people are selfish.

[sdrawkcabosmi]

I'm what you would call a Triple Threat in this situation 😜

[tartaarsaus]

Sometimes I’m called a smartass so I’ll go for that

[Anonymous]

Depends on the situation. All I know hell raiser 24/7, yes sir

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hello hell raiser & a great movie it was as well.

[MzAsh]

I’m a smart ass, badass, with a good ass.

[beatcoock]

Haha

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Well said & with a good ass as well, bravo!

[Nikki1989]

Just a general pain in the ass.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Yes you are & I’m sure you are proud of that as well! I’ve been called a pain the the ass many time & a smart ass the rest of the time. Great answer!

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Either ways as long as it makes me badass. I can be smart and act dumb in a badass way.

[CuriousMufuxka]

Complete dumbass. For some reason, others call me an asshole er, I mean smartass.

[Flyawaywithme]

Why do I have to be an ass?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You can be anything you want to be & an ass you don’t have to be.

[Ivansech]

I don't wanna be any kind of ass😂😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What would you like to be?

[diana_moon]

is asshole an option?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absolutely! Hahaha.

[theChineseWASP]

I feel like a dumbass sometimes.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sometimes we all feel like a dumbass & when I’m at work sometimes I play the dumbass card & it works.

[Ninjazzed]

A culmination of the three

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I love honesty! Great answer.

[douride2]

I have always been told I was a smart ass.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It seems like we have a lot of smartasses in the group & love it, myself included.

[omgrey]

50% badass
25% smartass
25% dumbass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Great percentages, awesome!

[SpiderManFan2002]

I'm a...
SMARTDUMBBADass
😂😂😂

[Mijopapiii]

Used to be a badass now just a smartass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m sure you were bad to the bones brother & welcome to the smartass club!

[Metatarsals]

How about smartass most of the time and a little less informed the rest?

[pizzalovershouse]

Old enough to know better an young enough to think change relies in all us working together

[needy1234_]

Smartass & badass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Smartass & badass You Rock!

[OddBeMe]

Depends on how horny I am.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A badass you are you horny smartass you!

[msc545]

Definitely a smartass here. Have to stop it.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Why stop now, hahaha!

[leahzrc]

i'm a kindass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Yes you are & the world needs kindasses as well!

[leahzrc]

thanks pal

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are absolutely welcome Pal!

[katjmj]

Just an ass lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hee-Haw, Hee-Haw!

[Cryptic-Game]

I don't have any asses but I do have some llamas.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You my friend would fall under smartass all the way! I love it! How fast does a llamas run & are those the ones that spit?

[Cryptic-Game]

Yes. She spits and they can run quite fast if healthy.

[Anonymous]

I've been told I'm badass so...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Bad to the bones, you go girl!

[sarahhcmarie]

dumbass, period.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You dumbass, period. Me smartass, period.

[sarahhcmarie]

lmaoo. im really stupid. i lack common sense. i shouldn't be on this site knowing how stupid i am

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What is 1+1?

[sarahhcmarie]

356.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

With an abnormal answer like 356 it required thought so give yourself a pat on the back because stupid you are not. As for being on this site you have every right to be here so have some fun & enjoy it all the way.

[sarahhcmarie]

lmaooooo yes.
this site is so crazy tho my god

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Wait a minute hold the phone here you have YODA statue & I’m an Xper 5 & you’re calling yourself stupid, I find that hard to believe. I’m going to upgrade you from dumbass to smartass!

[sarahhcmarie]

:O
well thank u
but im still a dumbass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are absolutely welcome! As for a dumbass maybe you have 5% & the other 96% would make you a smartass. As I said give yourself a pat of the back YODA!

[sarahhcmarie]

😂*gives self pat on the back*

[Harmseygrace]

Dumb

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Is that your final answer? Ok dumb it is!

[Laozi]

Asshole.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You or me? Hahaha I get called that a lot too.

[Laozi]

Me. And same pinch brother.

[dreamstar72]

I go with all three

[Static_In_The_Attic]

All three it is! Smartass & dumbass for me.

[pigoat]

All inbetween

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Nice Pigoat!

[Meropatrick]

A jackass😎

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hello Jackass! For some reason the movie Happy Gilmore comes to mind & I think of the guy that popped out of the bushes that says Jackass!

[Meropatrick]

😂yea i did watch this movie many years ago

[Stan_Control_]

Something in between dumbass and sadass.

[LEADFOOTboi]

imma str8 half brained dumbass, fr fam

[Aakash_Hangargi]

I swing both ways 😉

[Static_In_The_Attic]

To each is own you swinger you! Hahaha.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Swinga ding 🤣😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Why the light is on Dumbass it should be on smart-ass?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A dumbass made the photo! Hahaha!

[Aakash_Hangargi]

😂🤣 Because he was dumb ass so the light is on ok

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The lights are on & no one’s home if you know what I mean! Hahaha!

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Yeah crazy meets the crazier😂😂😂

[NortyRich]

I can't pick one as I'm all 3

[888theGreat]

Smart butt her , but only humor wise

[willisg]

I am just Mr. Magoo

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hello Mr. Magoo!

[willisg]

Hello

[clampfan101]

None of the above.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

None of the above, how about all of the below?

[MountAverage]

Just an ass.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I love it! Hee-Haw Hee-Haw!

[MountAverage]

I guess the more correct answer to your question then would be that I'm an Assass.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’ve never heard of an Assass is that even a word? On the other hand it is today.

[MountAverage]

It is today.

[Anonymous]

I enjoy being a dumbass

[TacosRAwesome]

Just a regular ass.

[raerae149]

I'm a dumbass but like in a good way... you know?

[Iamanintrovert]

Madass

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That’s a new one, points for you!

[Gedaria]

At times all three...

[Stormdoğan]

Not an ass