





Oh God, where do I even begin?
1. What is true is so regardless of how you happen to feel about it. As B. Shapiro put it, "Facts don't care about your feelings".
2. There are only TWO genders!
3. There is no gender wage gap, and the reason for this is primarily due to the reality that men and women are naturally different, and this difference is reflected in their interests and hence their career choices.
4. Communism doesn't work. Never has and never will.
5. British comedy is far superior to what you Yanks think of as being funny. I'm sorry, but that's just true.
6. The vast, overwhelming majority of conspiracy theories are not only not true, but just downright silly. Ex. QAnon, flat-Earth, the belief the U. S. election was "stolen", "chemtrails" (they're actually condensation trails, i. e. water), 5G, and every conspiracy theory that involves aliens.
7. Joe Biden is senile, and K. Harris is a psychopath.
8. Donald Trump was, and is, a clown.
9. The true meaning of the word 'liberal' is misunderstood by virtually every Yank alive today. To be 'liberal' is to be open-minded, fair and impartial. It also means generosity of both spirit and with one's goods. It does not equate to being 'progressive', 'socialist' or anything else like either of those.
10. Aliens don't exist. Sorry, but that's just the case (look into the Rare Earth Hypothesis).
11. Global warming is nothing more than a scam. It isn't real, it's not happening, the evidence for it just doesn't exist.
12. 'American English' is not a thing. Someone needs to inform Bill Gates of this fact. The way English people spell certain words (ex. colour, flavour, metre, civilisation, colonisation) is CORRECT, because it's OUR LANGUAGE!
13. Not everyone who is older than the oldest member of Gen Y. is a "boomer"! Those of us who were born between the years of 1965 and 1982 DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING LUMPED IN WITH THE WORST GENERATION IN HISTORY!!! We are Gen X.! Got it?
14. Abortion is murder.
15. Ummm... Hm. I think that will be all for now. :)
Garfield and I are on the same page, so I think I can speak for Garfield and tell-- "John, you better get out too the store or restoraunt and stock up on lasagna tonight, because you know I hate Mondays, you know I absolutely hate the first official day of the week, so just get out there and get that done for me. A lot of lasagna now, John.
Are you still hear, John? Why John where you still doing here? Doing your Dear John, letter thing? Gget going John!!! Get it done!!!

WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE, JOHN🤔🤯⁉️
😫 Please, John 🥺, you're killing me here. I can feel myself going into lasagna withdrawal, Joasening all this time, because he's been standng there for a full 45 seconds already, after I told him to get me some lasagna, more lasagna, now!!!😤⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

TOM AND MERKEL, YOU TREACHEROUS LASAGNA RAIDING FIENDS!!!😫WHY⁉️🥺YOU WOUND ME WITH YOUR GLUTINOUS WAYS!!! 🧐 INTERFERENCE WITH MY GLUTENOUS LASAGNA HOARDING, WITH YOUR OWN UNREGULATED LASAGNA HOARDING, MUST END IF I'M TO HAVE ANY HOPE OF KEEPING MY VOLLEYBALL FIGURE.🥺YOU WOULDN'T WANT THE MICHELIN MAN TO BE THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO LOOKS GOOD, DO YOU? ⁉️🤔
NO, GARFIELD 🖕, I DON'T🤥.
I want you too maintain your 🏐 figure forever, 🤫 and 🤥 ever, and 💩---- 🧀🌭🍕🍔🥯
I'm incredibly tired of people barking about how they want Corona to end because it's ruined their social lives, their school, their ability to work, their kids are going nuts at home, and yet when a vaccine is literally presented to them, they're like, NOPE, and start screaming about pseudo science, witchcraft, conspiracy theories, and the like. Okay, but doing literally nothing has led to more deaths and more people getting Covid and things not opening back up, so what's the plan exactly...just wait to die/get infected and things still not open up because we're not going to get to go to that pre-pandemic 40,000 people concert if we don't get to heard immunity levels. It's an insult to all who have lost their lives, to the nurses, doctors, and first responders who have spent night and day watching people die, and to friends and family who want just as bad to get the hell out of quarantines and covid living.
Well said! Agree
I almost never feel "okay " anymore
I'm always crying and having to get up and walk away so no one can see me crying
I have to constantly get up so I can fix my face and put my "I'm okay" mask" back on
I always feel out place
I feel scattered
I want to be alone but I'm afraid if I go to my room to be by myself my mom will think something is up
I have all this sadness that is just bottled up and I feel like at any given moment I'll pop
Anyways How r u?
Sorry if this was tmi
Not TMI, I'm just concerned for you and I really wish you would go to a trained counselor or doctor that can help you. You're a bright young lady and you have your whole life in front of you, and I want you to enjoy that life. We all struggle, but you don't have to struggle alone ❤️💛🙏🏼🤗
I'd rather not see a counselor again...
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Okay, imma about to get real cynical up in here...
We need a good group of strong competent leaders to take over the world's governments by force, keywords here being "STRONG" and "COMPETENT." Because the 2020 US election proved that Democracy is dead anyway and most Americans don't give a f*ck. If we're going to have a blatant, OBVIOUS stolen election with a candidate even Liberals see as a joke and a puppet, at least we should have *competent* tyrants. And the Democrats ain't it, chief. They just have more of a spine than the pathetic, feckless Republicans. I'm so sick of STUPID f*cking world leaders at this point, I'm 100% ready to accept intelligent, competent dictators ruling society. I mean, it's not like we don't already have dictators ruling us; they just pretend like they don't and hide in corporate offices. Why keep half-assing it?
Also, more than just a few people in modern society need to be sterilized for the good of the species. This isn't just women; there are too many women AND men who 100% should not be allowed to breed. Politics makes this more obvious than anything else. Or... Let them breed, but have them live in their own commune somewhere, where they won't pollute the current human species living in modern civilization. In America, they can have the entire state of Wyoming. Let's make Wyoming the "Idiot Reservation." Of course, the obvious flaw with this is that 95% of the population can't fit in Wyoming... But let's just focus on the BIGGEST idiots among the normie idiots that make up humanity.
"I am not an animal! I am a human being!" ... A part from that... 🤔 ...
I think people should enjoy their hobbies and interests at any age.
It's part of what makes you unique. To have someone tell you to stop because you are an adult now, I think limits what people can look forward to..
In other words! My Sunday off the chest is don't put people in a box!
Don't put people into a box
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I want to know what happened to all the music on my computer. All of my music CDs are ripped to my hard drive. Or at least they're supposed to be. I just discovered that most are missing. It's a heck of a lot of work ripping hundreds of CDs.
I don't even know how many are missing yet. I just know it's a lot. Some of them I don't have a physical copy any more, and have no way to get them.
Aww man that sucks
It might not be as bad as I thought. The first ones I checked about 3/4 were missing. The latest ones I checked were not nearly that many. It will take a while just to find out what's missing.
Well hopefully it's not too many
Please teacher, just grow up and tell us the exact date of our internal exams. Don't play the games of uncertainty because i need to prepare accordingly.
Why did you lied to us and then suddenly gave us the WHOLE SYLLABUS?
Postpone the test and keep it from 10th April.
Don't start it before 5th, I'll be screwed.
We have other stupid projects to submit as well so please consider this decision.
Yeah I don't know why teachers use that method
It's the end of March in Southwestern Pennsylvania US and the weather here has been 54 degrees with rain, high winds, the winds the other day was knocking out electricity and got me worried cause we live close to the telephone polls are and the power lines there was power outages around us and it came so close 😒👀
Well that sucks, how's the weather today?
@Brainsbeforebeauty Oh I hear that wind whistling
It was crappy here yesterday but better today
@Brainsbeforebeauty It seems like March is going out like a Lion, Hopefully, April comes in like a Kitten?
I am from PA also!!!
@Laciandmaci Yeah we had high winds and rain predicted
I'm from Southwestern Pennsylvania, we live in Washington County
I live in Northumberland county!
@Laciandmaci I live in a small-medium City called Monongahela PA
if one would take the Mon Valley Transit Authority Bus it would bring
one from downtown Pittsburgh PA straight drive to Monongahela PA
then last stop would be Charleroi PA
I live is a small town called Trevorton
@Laciandmaci Yeah I see cool
People should stop running from the troubles in their own countries, grow a spine and sort them out. Bunch of cowards. Like it pisses me off that we sorted our shit our years ago, stood up to oppression and created a great place. Now, everyone wants to not sort out their shit and instead grab a free ride. So these shit hole countries are going to empty of people because all the spineless useless fucktards and are over here stretching thin the public resources we've paid and built for. Their migration is bad for their country and bad for ours too.
I miss the good old days when there was live music and when you went to the ballpark a guy would come up in the stands and sell you a hot dog and they would pass it down to you letting 5 or 6 people handle it.
I have to wonder if I am going to be the only one who starts living like it's 2019 after I get the second dose or are everyone going to decide that it's time to get back to the way things were?
I guess time will tell. I will not be surprised if I end up on the 6 oclock news.
Guess only time will tell
That's how we built up immunity, the multi-touched weenie! And the vendor gets manhandled money in return!
@Massageman multi touched weenie just sounds so wrong 🤣🤣🤣
Deliberately worded to see who was awake - you passed with flying colors!
@Massageman thank you insomnia 🙄😳
I only got 2-3 hours sleep last night and dozed for an hour earlier yet here I am can't sleep 😞 that and my face starting to hurt little more...
melatonin works for me- 20 minutes before bedtime. I took mine about 19 minutes ago so it sh o u - l d - -- - b e st - a - rt i ng - - - - - - - ------ ------- hgklj/vl - - - - -z z z- z z z-z -z-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@Massageman lololol have a good night sleep 😴😴
If I exercised getting things off my chest, I would be a meme in no time flat. I would be banned, canceled, doxed, publicly abused and be hunted by antifa in fairly quick succession. I feel like I am the only one awake in a sea of zombified robots, who mindless repeat talking points as fact because someone said so. Not referring to anyone here, of course! :)
No I here you! I get it!
I seriously doubt that.
Okay then, I don't 🤷🏼♀️
I’ve always considered myself straight, but recent past year... I’m not sure if I’m bi... I haven’t told anyone... I still mostly prefer men, but there were rare chances I found myself maybe attracted to a few masculine women.. I don’t think they’re cute or anything.. it’s just a feeling or I don’t know if it’s because they seemed masculine.
A feeling? Or a sexual attraction?
Just a feeling...
Before I woke up this morning, I dreamed that there was a weight on my chest that was making it hard to breathe. Then I woke up and my cat was sleeping on my chest. I made it move. LOL
Okay, I made that up up. LOL The cat does that to my wife not me.
The only weight on my chest these days is the fate of humanity. I won't try to go into any detail, but the world is under concerted attack by, I'll just say, forces of evil - ultra-wealthy individuals, technocrats, eugenicists and psychopaths - who are making their long-planned play to institute a One World Government (also called the Great Reset). There will be no more "of the people, by the people, and for the people". We will be 100% monitored and controlled factory farm animals.
I am sick of the over-compensating, in advertising, and every commercial is black, and mixed-race couples, far more that the population statistics support. Too many companies alienating their white customer base, in favor of these minority bases.
I am no longer buying products, from some of these companies that just over-react, and then focus on the 12% of the population, offending the 80% that used to buy their products.
Ahhhhh - someone else noticed that too! Thank you
And a lot of them just use actors up to maybe 30 y. o., so not targeting me, I guess.
P&G is on my "really naughty list"- grossly over-sexualized, (Charmin to keep a clean bottom, yech), not-so-hidden innuendo in most of the others, and dads portrayed as dopes majority of the time.
@Massageman Don't get me wrong, I have NOTHING against African-Americans, and I work with a lot of Somalis, and Latinos, and we are casual friends!
I just hate the HYPOCRISY of these HUGE businesses, and they SUDDENLY change their advertising, because a white cop, might have killed a black man?
Where was all the "Understanding, Caring, EQUALITY" before Floyd died? Now, these bastards are trying to make it seem like they care, when for DECADES, they didn't give a shit!!
SOOOO Fake, such BS!! Why does someone have to die, to get their attention?
But then, they OVER-COMPENSATE, and Alienate the whites!! Just making the Racial issue WORSE!!!
I didn't think I was getting you wrong - I think we're very much in agreement. :- ) The commercials ARE suddenly skewed, and anyone can tell that, if they are being half-way observant and honest. The ones (commercials) I really hate are the ones that show someone jumping around or dancing because they like a product. So sorry, ad men. That is NOT- repeat NOT- a very valid reason to get me to try products. And remember companies- I'm a Bohemian- and I vote with my wallet whenever I go shopping! Tick me off? I do NOT buy your stuff! Amen.
On the more personal front - - Some of my best massage exchanges lately have been with very sensuous black women. My best Christian mentor and friend is a Mexican pastor from our local church. We have several Hispanic families at our church and we are friends with most of them. So let's keep making friends by being genuine and nice to everyone, and together we can avoid shopping for products from the big, hypocritical companies that just talk the talk, but do not WALK their talk.
@Massageman Cool! I didn't think we disagreed, but the way I started that, I can see. It was just casual wording, and not intending to imply a divide, or disagreement!
I, too, have many multiracial friends! I have dated one that was 3/4 Native American, and one that was from Mexico, and I have no issues with them, in any way. Why should I?
I do have an issue with the OVERWHELMING and OVERT, advertising, focusing only on African-Americans! Where is the Latino portion, of that? They actually are slightly more of the population, than African-Americans! Yet they are RARELY seen in advertising, and commercials for anything but Beer and Tequila! What message are the advertising agencies sending, with that?
What about the Asians? They seem to have some cultural issue with speaking up, and demanding representation. I mean no offense, but shouldn't they be represented in advertisements as well?
My Latino friends don't seem to care!! They know who they are, and so many are happy to be able to maybe get their families here, now that Biden has opened the boarders to immigration, though that is a HUGE MESS!!!
CHILDREN OWN THE WORLD!
There are currently more children that have lived than adults. By far. People treat children like they are undesirable and stupid, while they are smarter and more potentialized than we give them credit for. Be good to them! Respect them! Treat them well, and they will blow your mind.
I feel like the gag app hates me sometimes. Why did it refuse to post my question 10 times last night then when i accidentally pasted a really embarrassing text meant for my friend - no trouble posting that!
If s it a glitch with the app? I use the website not the app
I think it was a glitch yes. But very strange it only worked for the mistake question.
I tried to post the real question after and it still wouldn’t let me. I had to do it from my chrome book.
I hate when guys talk a big play... say "fuck you all night" then they last 5 minutes... very frustrating
🤣🤣 yeah that would be
"please keep replies respectful" you stopped me in my tracks there, Imma try
"Gee whiz, I wished people would sit down and think deep about their 'problem' and take their time before posting it"
Lololol
I need to get off my chest the fact that there are still people in denial over the pandemic. They have a way of blowing off the vast number of deaths. And for what reason.
I don't know? Maybe some people rather hold on to hope versus reality as a chipping mechanism? Or bullheadedness 🤷🏼♀️
*coping
I seen things on some disabled dating site. that I told guys that I am not interested and they still end message even blocked and yet still end sending a message. yep even one guys that over the age of 50 said this I know I will be too old for but still end sending message.
I am having my nail painted, passion purple by myself.
Why because I finding it relaxing and i'm stressed out to the max.
Just one nail?
Nope a whole box of 16D nails about 2 pounds
How I stop myself for building feeling for the woman I start liking she is superb but she don't like me at all and she is 48yr old very mature n I'm asshole. What a hell combination. please help?
She's too old for you. Find someone closer to your age or least a little older, not an old gramaw 🤣I doubt she would say asshole, because I'm sure at that age she knows not to judge people she don't know. Price don't agree on opinions, way of life etc. That alone Don't make them assholes, Judy different strokes for different folks
*just no judy🤦🏼♀️🤣
I start liking this oldies.
Idc about anything I m fuckin serious. ❤️
Don't know what else to tell you 🤷🏼♀️
Come to pm please 😘
From the last few days conversation you change my thoughts towards life. Thank you love. Thank you. ❤️
I found an old car radio in the road the other day, mostly intact. That was a good find!
That's cool 😎
Thanks! Now I just have to figure out what to do with it. It's got a cassette and cd player built into it.
Save it to show kids in 30 years!
I have really bad social anxiety and I don't think anyone will ever want to date me. I'm so lonely all the time and I only have one friend. I am so grateful for her, and I wish I had the strength to reach out to past friends.
On a happier note, I baked a lemon pie that turned out nice.
I hope your social anxiety gets better! That pie sounds yummy 🤤🤤
What has become of our world when buying becomes cheaper than renting
It's always been that way
There's still benefits to renting... If anything breaks down as a renter, it's the landlord's responsibility... When you the homeowner, it's your responsibility and some repairs can get very costly... When you rent, lawn care shoveling/snow removal is the landlord responsibility, when you own, it's yours... When you want to move, you give notice and move... When you own, it's more of a hassle in selling your property and condition of property and housing market value. When you rent you don't pay property taxes, but when you own you do...
Fair enough things are definitely different though lol snow, and lawn care is all renters responsibility or you lose your deposit and most places can't be rented without an annual contract so you can't just give notice and leave you have to do it at the end of your contract. It's just that I have the option to buy but I apparently can't afford to rent, which to me makes no sense
I'm worried about the moldy water @joygirl drinks 😭
What moldy water?
She drank moldy water the other night.
I had 2 go revive her with my kicks of life
@JoyGirl did not i brought u back from the dead
Are you guys drinking 👁️👁️🧐
... umm... no👀
🚫🥃👉👉🚪
What i said no👀
No you said ummm first, good lie indicator there lolol
Oops that was supposed 2 be mummmm.👀
Like how could u accuse us of drinking we are angels.
Me more because i saved my sister from moldy water.
@JoyGirl 🤣🤣🤣
@Brainsbeforebeauty *whispers* it was flower petals don't tell her*
@joygirl it's a good thing big sis was there 2 save you. *pats head*
🤣🤣🤣..
Was 4 month sober before this weekend. Good thing I have work tomorrow, something else to focus on.
Sorry, but hey 4 months, that was pretty good, I'm sure the next time will be longer
I once saw a person yell at a spoon.
That person may or may not have been me.
I don't drink I swear.
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I could add logical context to this, but I ferl like it's better without it. :)
feel*
I can't wait until this chapter of my life has been written. Can you finish, please. Turn the page...
Well hopefully the next chapter is a good one 💛🙂
This pandemic has made me realize how selfish and inconsiderate people can actually be. There are a few exceptions but most people are pretty shitty.
Yes they can be... Seems more and more the case these days
YOU GOT THIS GIRL, YOU’RE GONNA ROCK THIS WEEK AND GET THROUGH IT LIKE A BOSS!!
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i would like too be able to help people with out some ulterior motive be suspected of me, it seem helping anyone means you want something which is dumb.
Why the hell am I reading the same denialist crap in March 2021 that I read in March 2020?
Because some people never learn 🤷🏼♀️
Thank you for asking good questions and not being a rude person. It's always a pleasure giving my opinion
Thank you for the nice compliment 💛🙂
@Brainsbeforebeauty Is really cool, smart, funny and kinda cute.
Keep beeing your awesome self.
💪💪😇😎💜🙏😊
Aww, thank you 💛🙂
Not all men want to hurt women. Most want to help them.
Right!!! Why I hate this blame the whole gender crap, whether it's men lumping all women the same or women lumping all men the same.. it's friggin ridiculous either way
Yes!! We need to support each other. Most women want to love and help men.
EXACTLY 💯
I'm sick of to death of the Government telling me what I can and can't do because of a bloody stupid bad cold
I think it's a little worse than a bad cold
I know
Without exceptions money is absolutely everything in this world.


(Finding a place to stay in Munich permanently is challenging! And sure as hell money plays the biggest role in that)
Corporate life is tough AF and for now I’m having a tough time coping with it.
There, I finally said it.
Thanks for this post!
No problem! Hope things get easier soon 💛🙂
I did say something on Sunday.
I have surpassed my 2k word limit. I can't say anymore or my mind will self destruct.
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I'm a little late, cause it's Tuesday already but I'd say I'm back on GAG, lol
YAY!!! and... Better late than never 🙂💛
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Morality is an illusion, so is god and I like tits.
Whew! Glad I got that off my chest.
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two out of four, anyway.
@Massageman which teo
the tits.
@Massageman hahahaha
Women are NOT the "fairer sex" they are not weaker or fir minded
Thank you!!! 💯
"I'm actually glad you took the first step out, I was already bored and didn't know what to do with you anyway."
It usually is not her eyes or her smile that gets the guys' attention at first. It is usually her ass, legs, or tits that get the guys' attention but guys must lie and say "honey, it was your sweet smile or beautiful eyes that drove me crazy when i first saw you" just to have a chance at getting laid!!!
So all you care about is getting laid? You don't see women as anything other than that?
Of course i do. Most guys attention goes to the places i named (at first) then the rest follow (falling in love, marriage kids, and finally divorce)
I'm fed up of trying to find a job when I can't find any in my city.
Aww yeah that sucks.. hope you find something soon
I would really like a beautiful girl to wake me up with a coffee in her hand. This my dream
Well hopefully your dream comes true
Me too
Marvel Movies are crap and that's all I have to say.
Another STUPID song for miss brains muffins so she enjoys her CHUG A LUG 🍺🤪
https://www.youtube.com/embed/5hfnWUWKn5UUbe really tripping🤷🏼♀️
Well i don't have a lambo nor do i have a yacht nor do i have sexy girls running around me so i sprinkle them with some CASH 🤑
I'm just a humble muffin man 🤵🏻
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Thanks for the muffins sweet miss brains 😌
Eh I'm more like a sour patch kid, first they're sour then they're sweet 🙃🙂🤣
😋😋
Birthday blowjobs should be a legal procedure
🤣🤣🤣 lololol you wish he it heeey maybe with the right girl, they will be 👍
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Why wait until Sunday?
Don't have to lololol said Sunday cuz that was the day I posted this 😛😄
Sooner or later spring will get here.
Hopefully sooner
It was actually not too bad out today. My daughter and grandson came for a visit and we met my niece and her kids at the park by my house so they could all play for a bit, do it turned out to be a nice day, even if I'm exhausted from not sleeping again
I don't want to go back to college at all...
Because of Corona Virtue? Or something else?
I've been in college for nearly four years now and have only passed a few of my classes. Plus I've been going through a lot during the last year's and it's made it extremely difficult to deal with college and all the stress I've been going through. I'm just done with college. I took the semester off this year to get a break from the stress and now I just feel like I should drop out and get a job.
How much longer do you have to go?
Hamilton is a lucky boy...
Lewis Hamilton, formula 1 driver, 7 time world champion, most successful f1 driver.
Dammit! They postponed the Bristol race!
Really? Sorry
Rain happens.
True true
And if youve seen the news.. flooding in Nashville, not too far from Bristol
No I hadn't
I need another day to my weekend!
Yeah don't Sundays always go too fast
i don't keep anything inside
It's not Sunday
It was yesterday when I posted this... You a day late and a dollar short 😂
Don't bother me!
Lol are you saying that to me? 🤣
Wasn't sure 😄🤣
I am transgender!
I hope you have people in your life that accept you for who you are 💛🙏🏼
Thanks 💛
Cattywampus
Magic Johnson never had AIDS
I hate women
Cap.
Cap... period... 💯
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