"Hey, everyone? Did you know that we have no idea how eels reproduce? Like, none. I know that sounds fake but you can look it up after I'm finished here. We can't find the breeding grounds in the wild, and eels will not breed in captivity. Why is this not the topic of every NatGeo show? There are people who FARM EELS and not one of them ever saw two eels fuck? Isn't that wild? Oh! Also, barcode scanners scan the white space between the black lines, not the black lines themselves! Isn't that weird? Don't you feel lied to? Okay, thanks for listening! I hope you are all as confused and outraged as I was to learn these things."
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1. The opposite sex shall be judged and prioritized on (in my case, men):
- high level of value-system resilience independence despite challenging or traumatic circumstances
- firmly resistant of taking advantages of or being abusive towards the weak for past negative experiences, even when he can definitely do so without consequences following through
We all should give less fucks about looks, having game and wealth. Stop forgiving or rewarding opposite sex abusers cuz they get the package.
2. Women and men pls stop going after each other's necks. That's what those people status-tiers up want us all to do, so they can divide & conquer, and continue to be the judge of class resources. Work on yourself. Develop respect for yourself and others. Act like the human u are instead of an animal. (and maybe as a continution, stop having hookups, frds with benefits and hyperamy regardless of your gender, have some self control)
y'all need to learn to mind ya own damn business and focus on living a clean and peaceful life.
Stop competing with your neighbours your friends and your family, and decide what you want from life. Coz when your dead none of this nonsense will matter.
Give and receive love.
Peace out.
People of the world our world has changed if you are greedy get off my fucking planet if you are a racist get off my fucking planet. If you're a hater get off my fucking planet. If you're not a giver of self get off my fucking planet if you talk shit about anybody get off my fucking planet. If you are selfish get off my fucking planet. If you are a thief get off my fucking planet if you are a troublemaker get off my fucking planet if you cannot be honest get off my fucking planet. if you cannot understand that we are all in this together as a human race you cannot love each other , as one, get off my fucking planet
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Stop judging people based off of negative reputations associated with their labels, because we're all individuals e. g. race, religion, gender, sexuality, etc.
Also, if you don't like negative reputation associated with your label, prove you don't belong there, because if you don't, then how hard can it be to proving.
Proving you don't belong there, means people are less likely to be ignorant and generalize in the first place, especially if they've met people with who tick the bad boxes.ALL politicians hate you and want to see you suffer, pledging allegiance to them over former friends and family is literally one of the stupidest things you can do, race is irrelevant, social justice is Communism disguised as unity, 95% of all of you are literally too stupid to be relevant to this planet, and aliens 100% exist all around the galaxy, but are embarrassed by us because we're the inbred trash of the Milky Way so go out of their way to hide their existence from us because we're literally the worst "intelligent" life out of billions of planets in this galaxy. Get you shit together, humanity!
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-Nobody should be a stranger to love, we should all know these rules, a full committment is what we should think of, this we should all get, from one another.
I just want for the world to know how I feel and I'm hoping you all can understand.
We cannot give up, we can't let us down, we should not run around and desert us, stop making others cry, stop the lies, stop hurting one another.
We've all been there too long, our hearts have been aching for far too long, but deep inside, we all know what've been doing, the games we've been playing. So all I'm asking you today is, remove the blinds from your eyes, and really see what... (minute is over)- I would do an advertisement from a highly paid sponsor.
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Ka-ching! $$$$$$i won't need as long. id say : "you have a 95% survival rate for covid, if you're 70+ and a 99,95% survival rate if you're under 70. do you really think this vaccine is worth the risk? do you really think politicians care for your wellbeing?" i'd let that simmer and hope for the best. if humanity isn't a lost cause, that will take it's toll.
You deserve love and respect and you should not talk to anybody who disagrees with that.
Ahh the classic "Simulation ends in T - 30 seconds" countdown, or i'll just declare myself as god and start a new religion cuz i bet many would believe it lol.
"YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES FUCKING GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OR I'M TURNING THIS PLANET BACK AROUND!"
"it is unethical to remove the cruelty from war because then wars would drag on forever, let israel and palestine fight until the last bullet is gone, until the last fighting age male of the losing side is dead, until there is no food or medicine for the defeated people
this is the truth of how all peace is made"One minute wouldn't be enough.
But "stop bossing each other over things that aren't physical violence against non violent others you fucking dick cunts! Respect the fruits of each other's labor and consent, you bitchy whinny morons! Be consistent, be simple in your morals and stop being such massive asshole weiner pussies!"I would tell mankind how fucked up we are and degrade the world as it should be. No point lying saying I'd speak about peace etc.. mankind were designed to self implode and kill each other and that will never change, they just need to be called out on it
"Hello my servant, I'm god."
[and then make a loud fart].Firstly I would tell the world I am nobody, and everybody. Then I would tell everyone to do something good today, help someone who is in need. Then do something good for yourself.
I'd say "Everyone shut up, this is God and I'm telling you that you need to get along and fix the planet before I go biblical on your asses because I'm not fixing it this time, bye Felicia"
"Don't be rude to others it can hurt someone deeply! Just follow god damn rules then this whole covid would be long gone! And mind your own damn business! Stop tiktok and Instagram shiss!! It is lame"
I'd put a bounty on myself, give out my address and challenge any and everyone to claim the bounty.
Lol.. I would sing a song😄.
Still stagnation...stop tearing each other down to make yourself feel better
I wouldn't bother. Most people don't know good advice even if you beat them over the head with it
Maybe I'd play a George Carlin set.Nothing.
They won't listen or care, they will only care that I talked to so many people at once.
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