What’s the weirdest question anyone has ever asked you?

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ChrisMaster69 · Accepted Answer

For some reason I attract nutters (not PC bit seriously there is mental health issues and this lot), my mates think this is hysterical.

this means I have been asked some really weird and down right disturbing questions, some of which have meant calling the police for. Either the question or their response to my reply has meant a quick use of a mobile.

I had one guy ask me if I knew how long someone could hold their breath for.

(This is in a bar) I said about 1-2 minutes and I asked why.

he said he was going to go home and kill his wife / girlfriend.

I had a girl ask me if I would electrocute her during sex, I explained that I really did not want to be electrocuted, she said ‘but it’s just me I want you to zap’ 🤦‍♂️

Another girl wanted me to brand her.

One of the most creepy was the brother of a girl I was dating, ask if he could hide a camera in the room and film us (his sister and me) having sex, I ended up buying an apartment (mentioned in hotel sex question) to get her out of the house.

I’ve been told stuff by nutters more than them asking questions, some of its bizarre.

MCheetah · Accepted Answer

"Would you want to f*ck me while my boyfriend watches in the closet? He has a fetish for other men sleeping with me."

This was a real message a woman wrote to me online. So many mixed emotions here, from flattery, to confusion, to disgust.

15_Debo · Accepted Answer

Their was this guy who had a crush on me asked me out in front of my then boyfriend I mean he literally asked me if I had a boyfriend infront of him even though he knew I was taken and all this convo near my mom who didn't knew I was in a relationship but I think she suspected me
Nerver mind
So basically a guys whose having a crush on me asked me infront of my then boyfriend near my mom who didn't know I even had a boyfriend
LOL MOMENT😅

CuriousLady42 · Accepted Answer

I was 17 and an instructor at a summer camp for kids when this group of little girls (7-9 years old) comes up to me. There were like... 5 of them. And with complete honesty and curiosity they asked me: "how many children do you have?"
I choked on my drink

humanearth · Answer

I dated this girl long time before I was married and I didn't know this at the time. But she had a poop eatting fetish. So with that said. One she said that i should shit in her mouth, because it turned her on like nothing else.

At 1st I thought she was trying to be funny. Till the next day she said I'll prove it. You can watch me eat mine.

I said nope, and im done with you and im outta here. And I left

DonkeyDan · Answer

Years ago at a party I'm chatting to someone drunk guy, not even talking about sex or anything just your standard guy convo like sports or something.
Then out of the blue he just says "Have you ever fucked a piece of meat?"
I said "I don't look at women like a piece of meat."
He said "No I mean like a steak or something, you know wrapped it around your cock and fucked it like!"
What the actual fuck dude!!

Ez-Bri-Z · Answer

A guy on here was asking about penetration in my DM's. I explained im not into that and have never been with a man let alone penetrated at all. His follow up question today was have I ever been double penetrated.

🤨

That was pretty weird for sure.

kyleelyn199723 · Answer

All this white guy used to text me from my state that I met online and would ask if I liked black dick and would try to make sexual advances trying to push black dick onto me. It was definitely the weirdest convo I think I ever witnessed. He was being serious about it.

SilverRain92 · Answer

A drunk woman approached me and asked me whether I can bring her home, because she wants to pee and forgot her keys.
I replied her that I can't do it because I live far away (it was the truth), then she said that she can do it here and started peeing behind the bench I was sitting on 🤢🤦🏻‍♂️

Ninani · Answer

I've been asked by several guys to use them as toilets - peeing and shitting in their mouths for them to swallow.

Cherry234 · Answer

Some random g@g user messaged me on here and said something like, "How would you like it if I was here with you?" He's a total stranger. I didn't respond to him and just deleted the convo

ThatNoUVAtYourEyes · Answer

Foster parents who hated my guts went out of their way to... figure into my life the weirdest things. Both were/are transgender though, so they thought the pain/surgery (genital) was a genuine source of pleasure.
If there was a legal/justice system i their Balkan home country both would be on electric chairs within days or weeks - but there just isn't any punishment for severe child (or adult) abuse there

Anonymous · Answer

A woman randomly asked me if I was at least 28. I was working at the time outside. She looked alright, solid figure, estimated age 26. Though I gather the implication, I am 22.8 and dating, so I asked her what difference does it make. She got upset and said never mind. I've had other weird ones, but that was recent.

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

An ex-friend asked me if he could do my mother since I wouldn't let him do me. Hence, "ex-friend" now.

Sarahr123 · Answer

I don’t even remember lool I don’t find anything weird. I’m so chill. You can ask me anything and I’ll answer however I can without holding an opinion about what kind of question it was.

Xxxbrokenfierydreams · Answer

After saying how I always have weird encounters with people in the library to my teacher he asked me: What if I was a stranger and I walked up to you? How would you feel/What would you do?

Hellraiser1984 · Answer

Why are you so weird? I draw weird things. I like fortean paranormal stuff. So what. I have never been into true crime. I find that stuff screwed up. Finding enjoyment from the tragedy and pain of others is sick and weird.

readyplayer001 · Answer

being 4'11 if i am scared to live alone. i get asked that a lot and its weird

SwitchGirl · Answer

After asking for support for gay sex and letting me know he just had sex I was asked to guess what he did Step By Step!

Iron_Man · Answer

Someone on here he keept talking about women farting and how he wants to hold them and he tells her it’s OK let it out he has some type of a fart fantasy

stupidgirlllll123 · Answer

"Do you and your friends talk about your boobs?"- My mom

Anonymous · Answer

When I was 14 I was shopping with my aunt and she went to the car to get something and I was asked if my 3 younger cousins (6,3, and,1) were my kids😳

Massageman · Answer

"What are you doing?" (when it is  perfectly obvious  as to what I am doing)

the_sinner · Answer

Once a guy asked me if I could lend him 5k bucks. I said I didn’t even knew him to which he replied- Yeah but I know you so won’t you help me? The Audacity!

Anonymous · Answer

How often I have sex with my dog. Not if I would, or have I ever, but how often. Like they took one look at me and my dog and just assumed I must be getting poochie sex on the regular.

JoVee · Answer

Have you tried butt stuff... and that was recently.

TheFlak38 · Answer

Whats your zodiac sign? Not so weird but I hate it.

Rawkman · Answer

One time a girl randomly asked me if I would let her f*ck me the ass.. I was like WTF!!

SpaceGalaxy · Answer

I was on my first date with this lady and she asked if we ever get intimate, would i be interested in licking her butthole, feet, and armpits

dougeats · Answer

She asked me to have sex with her peanut jar!

BattleToadBC · Answer

i was with a girl and she asked if she could see me piss

bananathunder · Answer

i have been asked to masturbate on camera before (multiple times)

Anonymous · Answer

"Would you rather A, get Eiffel towered by Jones and Glancy or B, bob for apples in the toilet while taking it in the Ass from Wakefield"?

Anonymous · Answer

To stomp on my gas or brake pedal with car off being barefoot, while filming. 😂

Aakash_Hangargi · Answer

Usually I am the one who asks weird questions

NathanDavis · Answer

surprisingly... it did not happen here at G@G

GenaBaby1995 · Answer

Can you pee on me, smh

Agape93 · Answer

If I thought Gandalf would be a trekkie or not

sullyk1234 · Answer

have you had sex before im 55

karaspara · Answer

Can I cum on a pic of your feet 😂

FunkyMonkee · Answer

"Can I dog face to the banana patch?"

Anonymous · Answer

If I squirt haha That too by my sis

Anonymous · Answer

Will you have my babies (I barely knew the guy)

princeofromance · Answer

Do you enjoy being single?

Anonymous · Answer

what color is your hair?

Queenzee22 · Answer

Am I still a virgin

Tunasub · Answer

Smh... lol

Anonymous · Answer

Español?

ItsMeItsMe1989 · Answer

Why?

Itsathsuperthik1 · Answer

Is it gonna fit?

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