If you were walking down a remote stretch of beach and you saw a mermaid sitting on the rocks combing her hair, what would you do?

[Anonymous]

[ChrisMaster69]

There is or was actually a mermaid up where I live, she had a job as one.

also there is a National Mermaid comp.

we often see them doing modelling shoots out near Seahouses, Farne Islands.

https://www.newspostleader.co.uk/news/blyth-woman-keen-make-splash-mermaid-competition-249119

https://www.northumberlandgazette.co.uk/news/meet-north-seas-first-ever-mermaid-399474

@karaspara @SaoirseS @lillie_xo

Free question for you would make the best GaG mermaid lol

[Lillie_xo]

@chrismaster69 woah am i a mermaid now

[ChrisMaster69]

@Lillie_xo lmao

Was more wonder who on GaG lol

[PrettyPriya]

@chrismaster69

Good free question there!

[ChrisMaster69]

@PrettyPriya yeah I thought would pass it the girls lol.

😂

[Lillie_xo]

@chrismaster69
ooHH
you shouldve had a who after you
Free question for you, who would make the best GaG meramdia
sheesh
you're hopeless

okat antwat the answer
is
uh

me
cause im pretty B)

[ChrisMaster69]

@Lillie_xo lmao

I can imagine @ez-bri-z giving you a run on it

@karaspara will be the Two Coconut shells

[Lillie_xo]

okay i can't ping EzbRiz
BUT
YOU
EZ
BRI
Z
FIGHT ME

[PrettyPriya]

@Lillie_xo @chrismaster69 @karaspara

I have apologized to the @asker above for our behavior in advance. Debt has been paid.

[ChrisMaster69]

@PrettyPriya?

Lol what you on about

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Listen here Barely-iel, the littlest mermaid of all. I will take you under the sea and bury you under a Tri-ton of mermaid puns of such a massive scale that you'll be left Floundering.

[PrettyPriya]

@chrismaster69

It is late and no work tomorrow for me. I’m playing red wine pong. Against myself.

@karaspara

[PrettyPriya]

@chrismaster69

I was simply saying I apologized for tagging. As you know what happens when we converge.

Poor nice lady and I had a funny conversation and now look 😂

[ChrisMaster69]

@PrettyPriya oh cheers thanks for apologising for me.

(Still confused 😂😂).

[Lillie_xo]

@Ez-Bri-Z oh
mermaid puns
AY
Call me on the shellphone and ill fish you a happy day
you mermake me
shiawasé
new shellphone
who this
i washed up
just like dis
catching a movie at the dive in
shell-abrate
good times

sea ya later
not mermaid
B)

[SaoirseS]

@chrismaster69. I don't know who would make the best mermaid on GAG. Maybe @karaspara? No idea. All I know is it wouldn't be me; besides, I'd be afraid to go near a sushi bar looking like that.

[Lillie_xo]

@SaoirseS me me me me m em me me me meme me eme em ee

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Oooh I like this one.

I'll sea your puns and do you one better.
I have an appointment in a few, but this can tide me over.
You don't seem to understand I was mermaid for this.
I'd love to continue but I need to wave goodbye for now.

Gup-peace out

[ChrisMaster69]

@Ez-Bri-Z @SaoirseS @lillie_xo @jennbitx

I just want to see @karaspara shaking her coconuts

[SaoirseS]

@Lillie_xo You'd no doubt make an excellent mermaid. Thanks for stepping up!

[Lillie_xo]

@Ez-Bri-Z
im probably on the richter scale rn cause im quaking in my
uh
fin
give me a bit i need to think of some im slow

[Lillie_xo]

@SaoirseS tyyy

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Only thing that is fin here is you my dear.

Fin-ished!

😁

[ChrisMaster69]

@stupidgirlllll123 ref your other question with my MHG. There are likely enough ‘issues’ with those on this question you could write your college course work from them lol

[ChrisMaster69]

@lillie_xo I think @ez-bri-z has laid down the erm gauntlet or flipper

[Lillie_xo]

@Ez-Bri-Z okay im sak-ana of this
beach please
you're amazing, thats for shore
but im tak-ing you down
with my
pop-lio culture references
aka water pokemon references
so, sun
quit

[Lillie_xo]

@chrismaster69 NOT HELPING

[ChrisMaster69]

@Lillie_xo 👍👍7️⃣

[Asker]

@Lillie_xo What does the inside of your tail look like?

[Lillie_xo]

@asker
thats a hard question
i haven't cut myself open so im not sure

[Asker]

@Lillie_xo Do you have knees?

[Lillie_xo]

@asker
well i can bend my tail

[Asker]

@Lillie_xo You mean like this?

[Lillie_xo]

@asker
yes ye
that

[Asker]

@Lillie_xo Then it probably looks like the one on the right (basically you're biologically possible :) )

[stupidgirlllll123]

@chrismaster69 Wait what are you saying, I don't get it.

[Lillie_xo]

@asker
yeah yeah makes sense

@ez-bri-z hae i won B)

[Asker]

@Lillie_xo Although the downside of that is no breathing underwater :(

[Lillie_xo]

@asker
oh no i breathe underwater fine
and on land
i switch uwuw

[ChrisMaster69]

@stupidgirlllll123 most on here should be in therapy lol

[Lillie_xo]

@chrismaster69 HEY
WHAT

[SaoirseS]

@chrismaster69. I take no umbrage at your comment. It doesn't bother me (click)... bother me (click)... bother me

[ChrisMaster69]

@Lillie_xo what?

by the way U Switch?

[Lillie_xo]

@chrismaster69 YOU SAID WE BELONG IN THERAPY

and yes I switch between breathing on land and underwater uwu
if you were talking to me

[ChrisMaster69]

@Lillie_xo only if they catch us

[Lillie_xo]

@chrismaster69 now im confused (͡ ° ͡ °)

[ChrisMaster69]

@Lillie_xo you are

[Lillie_xo]

@chrismaster69 im tiredd as well

[stupidgirlllll123]

@chrismaster69oh okay

[Asker]

@Lillie_xo If mermaids need as much oxygen as we do they would need 326 milligrams per minute and given that the oceans have 4.5 milligrams per liter in tropical areas, you'd have to drink ~72 liters of water per minute to breathe underwater (or two and a half water bottles every second).

[Asker]

*or the equivalent of two and a half

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Won? I was in a doctor's appointment.

Listen here Squirt-le, I haven't even begun to get to the depths of my punnage. So you best get on your knees and s-pray that I run out before you do.

I will give credit where credit is due. You have real talent and I know this place eel be in good hands once I go. That time isn't now though and you are whale over your head when it comes to me.

[SaoirseS]

@Ez-Bri-Z Excellent punnery :-)

[ChrisMaster69]

@shamiah02

[Shamiah02]

@chrismaster69 you called me... umm... 🚪 🚶🏽‍♀️

[ChrisMaster69]

@Shamiah02 I mentioned mermaids lol

Change of scenery lol

[Shamiah02]

Lmao

[loves2learn]

Oh my she is gorgeous! 😍

[MTC29]

In fact, sailors consider mermaids dangerous. after luring in their ships, mermaids then stirring up terrible storms, dooming the ship and every sailor on board.

There is a young woman on GAG who might find this a sort of hobby!

[Asker]

Nope, sirens do that.

[Anonymous]

Scream “Aaghagahah it’s a f*cking mermaid. I f*cking knew it” like a crazy person. I’d then fully expect to be mind-wiped by the men in black, so naturally… I’d changed my name and leave the country leaving nothing behind but a sticky note on my parents’ fridge saying “mermaids”.

[Apulu_02]

Start recording and then check on her to know if she is a real mermaid or a woman wearing that mermaid tail.

[Asker]

And if she's real?

[Apulu_02]

Make sure to delete the recording so no one will believe and make her run away from shore so no one could see her. People will trap her in aquarium if they found it out. I will keep it a secret. Well no one is even going to believe me if I say without proof.

[stupidgirlllll123]

Say hi and then ask her if she can try to comb my hair.

[Justaguy30]

Nice

[Justaguy30]

Chat?

[stupidgirlllll123]

@Justaguy30 No thanks :)

[DonkeyDan]

Get that in film I could make a bundle on it. Oh and maybe see if she's up for it bit, if they even have the right bits for it 🤣🤣

[Jake99999]

I would examine what medications I am taking and see if I can switch them to something else

[exitseven]

I would double down on them.

[Jake99999]

haha

[Surely]

Probably figure that it was someone in costume, but would most likely try to strike up a conversation with her. At least say hello and try not to stare.

[exitseven]

I would go and check her out. Maybe see if she wanted go go swimming with me.

[FunkyMonkee]

Ask her to give me a bubble job. Maybe try to talk her into having some guppies with me.

[PrettyPriya]

Ask for a ride. You know, casually for fun. 😕

[Asker]

You mean like she'd give you a piggy back ride swimming through the ocean?

[PrettyPriya]

Yeah! Like why not? Always wanted to swim with dolphins. This has got to be close? Or better? 😊

[Asker]

Better?

Well you both could ride a whale together (one holding onto each flipper).



And then chill on it's back afterward.

[PrettyPriya]

Now we are talking!

Have a spot of lunch or whatnot after the ride. Chitchat.

[Asker]

Yeah but I wouldn't no where to start chatting LOL

But I found this uber cute article:

www.iflscience.com/.../

[PrettyPriya]

And that picture!! How cute! I love dolphins. ❤️

Yes, the chatting lol. Like “so, where you from?” 😂

[Asker]

"Oh I just live off the coast here".

[PrettyPriya]

Ahahahahahaha 😂 This is epic. Have to tag a few friends on this one.

@loves2learn @SecretsofKB @Still-alive

[Still-alive]

ohh mermaid love ;)

[PrettyPriya]

@Asker

My apologies in advance as to what might happen to our thread.

Our back and forth was too good to not share. ❤️

[Asker]

All good :)

[PrettyPriya]

Ok, so one more I know will enjoy the humor @ez-bri-z and can probably add some.

[SecretsofKB]

I never knew that I wanted to hang with a mermaid. Now I do lol

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Is she using a comb like some kind of heathen or a dinglehopper like any self respecting mermaid would?

[PrettyPriya]

@Ez-Bri-Z

I would assume proper mermaid etiquette is implied 😂

[Still-alive]

@Ez-Bri-Z

[Asker]

[PrettyPriya]

Lmao that’s perfect!

[Asker]

Although this always confused me about mermaid hair:



My theory, they've got algae growing in it that secrets oils that make the water run off it (which would explain how it could be colors like green and red and how it could be that luscious when they're swimming in salt water all day).

Which wouldn't be unheard of either:

[PrettyPriya]

Perhaps a new trend spotted in women’s hair care!

[Likes2drive]

Get a closer look to make sure it’s real and I’m not having sun stroke

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Walk the other direction. “Quintessa is the Great Deciever!”

[nawtee_me]

pretend to be drowning and see if she would save me... have sex with me...

[Justaguy30]

If it were real I'd just watch. Maybe sit down. Enjoy it while it lasted

[jshm2]

Wonder what weed or crack was in the icecream.

[joeldalton]

Find out if her pussy tastes like fish or human

[exitseven]

Best post of the day.

[Question_091]

Take a picture and walk away

[Andres77]

Pull out my phone and start recording.

[genericname85]

Take out by ohne and snap a picture XD

[Wise4myage]

Id take some pics and blow up the internet.

[HaveNoName]

I would tell her that her costume looks hideous.

[Agape93]

Walk up to chat

[Asker]

What would you say?

[Agape93]

No idea honestly

[jimmy2]

Flip the hell out there no pussy on 0ne lol

[InferiorElegy]

Ask her to drown me.

[Asker]

I said mermaid, not siren.

[InferiorElegy]

I'd still ask.

[Joker_]

I'd run away

[Anonymous]

Wave, and say hi.