If mermaids were real and you saw one sunbathing on a beach, what would you do?

[kain7th]

This particular mermaid has apparently decided she wants a sun tan and is currently laying on the beach. She does not notice you yet.

What do you do?

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[RKelly97]

Briefly pull a Steven Irwin:
Say Crikey have a look at this and how I wouldn't want to upset her because I wouldn't want her taking me deep on the ocean nor slapped me hard with her powerful tail while at the same time still being amazed and taking picture.

[RKelly97]

Steve

[Your_boss960]

I would really scared... Because of all the shit I've seen mermaids do in movies.

Mermaids are not nice

[kain7th]

Which movies? lol

[Your_boss960]

i would get really scared**** I mean.

In one of the pirates of the Caribbean movies. When like one of the mermaids was hypnotizing the men on the boat and then she tried to kill them with her friends.

[electromagnetic]

I'd lay next to her and hope she doesn't swat me away with her tail.

[kain7th]

She doesn't notice you until she wakes and sees you.. then she gives you a mermaid kiss on the forehead and jumps into the ocean ;)

[electromagnetic]

Well damn! Guess who's jumping in the ocean with her?

[Hephaestus]

A range chips around her and a slice of lemon on the top
then walk away.

So when she notices/wakes up... is confused

[kain7th]

Yummy lol

[YourFutureEx]

I'll propose her for marriage
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[kain7th]

she's flattered, but then she shows you a picture of her already betrothed fc06.deviantart.net/.../..._myriadelle-d4ziuk5.png

[YourFutureEx]

I know she can handle two
I'll join their league
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Love triangle, Threesomes all the way :D

[inamorata]

I know I'm being a party pooper here, but where do you intend to... Put it during this party.
And if the obvious is your answer... How could you be satisfied with just blowjobs for the rest of your life? xD

[YourFutureEx]

@inamorata - Mermaids do have secret fluff hole witch is pretty close XD
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[inamorata]

And you'll risk it? xD

[YourFutureEx]

@inamorata - I'm in blind love with her :D

[YourFutureEx]

Thank you bro!
You are invited to celebrate our wedding.

[dolphiny]

i'd go hug her and tell her how pretty and magical she is!!!

[kain7th]

Her eyes sparkle at your compliment ^_^

[dolphiny]

haahahaha lovely!

[thewanderingme]

I'd leave her to it. she doesn't look like she wants to be disturbed.

[kain7th]

She continues to sunbathe for a little while mre until she finally stops and jumps back into the ocean... will she return? you may never know :P

[thewanderingme]

I still got to see her! (:

[MelbaB]

Probably tell her to let me have the ability to be a mermaid whenever I want to while secretly she doesn't know I'm studying her species and keeping a low profile about my finding.

[kangy]

I would be amazed and then take pic of it.
Is there merman

[kain7th]

You don't see any merman.. but there could be one. :P

[kangy]

Then I like her to introduce me to a gd looking 1

[kain7th]

She introduces you to a youthful looking merman who looks at you seductively ;) mindthis.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/merman.jpg

[kangy]

Ok I like it, I wld kiss him :)

[zombiebabe]

i would take a selfie with her and will swim by her side lol tbh while still a kid i wanted to be a mermaid :D

[ElectricGIRL]

Omg I'd go over & talk to her probably fall a little in love ( I mean if you're gonna go gay do it for a mermaid!)

[DamanMannn]

Yank her tail and poke her sea shells. #onceinalifetimethings

[FlyingTurtle]

Obviously take a picture. Then just watch till she leaves from a safe distance. I'd rather not get dragged to the bottom of the ocean lol.

[ImaEatYoCookie]

I'd poke her tail and begin to slice it off. They fucking scare me I don't know why O. O or maybe I'd push her back into the ocean...

[pyramid_princess]

I would telll her to hurry and get back into the sea, before someone hunts her down to kill her to put her in a Museum.

[inamorata]

I would ask her all about her civilisation, where and how many there are. I'd ask how they have sex.

[HoodedCrow]

I've always wondered that too O_O

[abundantlyrich]

Ill just freeze and stand there with starry eyes :D

[DragonWolf]

I would lie next to her, and talk to her to try to become friends :D

[findingdreamland]

I would kill her, take that damn mermaid fin!!!

[kain7th]

evilllll!!!

Whatre you gonna do with it? :P

[findingdreamland]

Put on myself silllyyyyyy :P

[FistSlaminElite]

Mount on your wall as a hunting trophy?

[findingdreamland]

Hide in my wardrobe :D And wear it secretly ! LOLOLOLOL @FistSlaminElite

[FistSlaminElite]

Ahhh so like skin her tail and wear that I thought u just meant the fin itself 😳

[findingdreamland]

I am more wild than you would imagine :D LOL @@FistSlaminElite

[findingdreamland]

@FistSlaminElite

[FistSlaminElite]

Haha well make some sushi out of the meat and send me some... only the fish part tho

[findingdreamland]

deal!!! @FistSlaminElite

[FistSlaminElite]

Sweet!!!:D,

[kain7th]

Make sure to clean off all the fish blood before you put it on then :P

[Zango91]

Take a selfie maybe and post in all the social networking sites.

[soccerchick4eva]

Asks her if i can have the power to be able to be a mermaid and a human 0_0

[blondfrog]

Make love to her lol mermaids are supposed to be very beautiful at least that's how disney portrays them as.

[LonerGirlBree3]

I'd probably stare at her until I'm sure that what I'm seeing is real and I'm not actually just crazy.

[Nothing_]

I would call my family over. They will be fascinated :D

[justbanANNAz]

OMG i would be so excited. iv always wanted to be a mermaid 0:)
id probs take a pic, walk up to her, have a chat and ask how i can join:P