If you saw a mermaid sitting on some rocks, would you fire a bazooka at her/it?

[Anonymous]

You know what a mermaid does, I presume? They're not fond of humans, especially sailors.

Also, if you saw one washed up on your beach, would you whack her/it in the head with a bat and go "Die! Die! Die!"?

[BCA6010]

I don't typically have world war 2-era recoilless rifles or a baseball bat on me, so no, I don't think any of those options are likely...

[WhitneySnow]

That’s awful. I loved The Little Mermaid.

[Asker]

Mermaids relentlessly eat people. Read a history book not watch a fictional kids movie.

[FunkyMonkee]

Why would I do something stupid like that?

[Asker]

Ummm, self defense?

Also, no living thing could survive something like that.

[FunkyMonkee]

Why would I want a kill any living thing (aside from cats) that didn't do anything to me?

[Asker]

Correction; Didn't do anything to you YET.

[FunkyMonkee]

Why would I want to fire the first shot?