Have you ever sharted without realizing it 😳?

[Anonymous]

I just went to the restroom and was SHOCKED to find I had sharted in my pants. I am not ok.

Updates

+1 y

I ate 4 mini bags of chips. It has been a really sad and stressful day. 😭😭😭

[Anonymous]

What did you eat?

[Asker]

Chick fil a, shrimp, salad. Also it has been a stressful day. 😭

[Opinion Owner]

Chick fil a sure can do that

[Asker]

Duly noted

[Opinion Owner]

What color was your shart and I’ll tell you what you ate

[Asker]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 brown

[Opinion Owner]

You are chicken strips or nuggets

[Asker]

Good guess. Lol. Grilled nuggs

[Asker]

And a salad

[Opinion Owner]

Could you smell the grilled nuggets in there?

[Asker]

It did not smell like yummy chick fil a, no 🤣🤣🤣

[Opinion Owner]

What’d it smell like?

[Asker]

Smelled like shit lol

[Lonely888]

Nope, thankfully

[Lonely888]

How long did it take to discover?

[Asker]

I mean, unknown. A few hours maybe.

[Lonely888]

Did anyone give you funny looks

[Asker]

No thank goodness. I am the only one who knows.

[Lonely888]

Lol that's funny

[Lonely888]

Looks like you got away with it

[Asker]

I did. 😈😬

[Lonely888]

How was that the most helpful opinion lol

[Asker]

Not much to choose from. But I voted based on your other comments. Lol

[OlderAndWiser]

Shit happens.

[Asker]

Shit happens then you die 🤷🏻‍♀️

[OlderAndWiser]

:) :) :)

[OlderAndWiser]

RESPONSE TO UPDATE: This, too, shall pass!

[Asker]

Thank you for that

[Anonymous]

On a holiday, once. Yech! I feel for you.

[Sketti2021]

Lmfaooooo