What would your “Welcome” mat say?

mooky06

Master Age: 32

Wine is cool, Beer or tequila shots are better 😂

What would yours say? (it doesn’t have to be one of my examples). 😬

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"Enter Penitent That You May Abase Yourself"...
(Keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormon missionaries at bay.)

Failing to read our name plate at the doorbell and they begin their spiel
Wanting to discuss 'the Bible' and they reach for their King James New Testament...
I invite them in and show them EIGHTEEN various versions of their alleged 'Bible'
including several of the Apocrapha (books 'edited FROM' the Canon)
and NOW
I've found the History Channel's suppressed expose on Youtube, wherein
Hebrew archeologists have confirmed with high certainty the Ossuary of
'Jesus, Son of Joseph & Mary' containing the PHYSICAL REMAINS
of a male human being whose DNA matches his parent's genetics!
Seems his disciples secreted his crucified remains from the BORROWED
crypt to be instead lain into his family's tomb later that night
SO INDEED his much-publicized tomb was empty!
His cadaver been relocated for three days prior!

His 'Spirit' / Sentience MAY have appeared to his faithful
but his PHYSICAL ass was 'dead as a doornail' and per Hebrew custom
was left to decompose for 1 year before his bones were 'dressed'
and placed in his Ossuary in the family crypt.

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ChrisMaster69 Follow
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Well keep it simple I guess …

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- mooky06
  
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  lol simples
  
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- ChrisMaster69
  
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  @mooky06 thank you for MHG most appreciated
  
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DizzyDesii Follow
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Lmao love the first one!! Mine would prob say “DID I INVITE YO HOEASS OVER?” (*in little parentheses* “Didnt think so, so leave”)

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- MCheetah
  
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  But what if you DID?
  What if it's the delivery guy?
  
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- DizzyDesii
  
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  @MCheetah i never invite anyone over unless im dating them
  
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- mooky06
  
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  Haha! That’s clever, i like that too 😬
  
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Julie_TS Follow
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Accurate... lol

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- mooky06
  
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  LMFAO!
  
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- Julie_TS
  
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  Thanks for the MHO!!!
  
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Rangers Follow
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I've got plenty to choose from

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Phoenix98 Follow
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The one at work says welcome it’s just a piece of plastic with welcome spray painted on very ghetto.

and our actual one at home says welcome to.

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- mooky06
  
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  Haha improvising! That’s kind of cool once you think about it 🤔
  
  If you could have a personal one of your own? What would it say?
  
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- Phoenix98
  
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  Yeah if it didn’t look like something we stole out of the hood 😂
  
  Welcome beware of vicious animals 🙂
  
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- mooky06
  
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  Vicious animal? What vicious animal? *looks around*
  
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- Phoenix98
  
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  Sophie the most vicious animal of all.
  
  And this fish I call him spiny.
  
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- mooky06
  
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  But Sophie is sweet! She’s not vicious *picks her up* and she loves me *look she purring* 🥰
  
  Spiny? Should I ask why fishy is name spiny? lol
  
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- Phoenix98
  
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  Ok... apparently she’s just vicious to me then 😐.
  
  Because he’s got poisonous spines and pointy bits all over him he’s a dope fish 😍
  
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- mooky06
  
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  haha yeah apparently just to you! *nuzzles Sophie*
  
  w-w-why would you have a fish.. nevermind lol
  
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- Phoenix98
  
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  *looks at Sophie* why can't you love me like that 😐
  
  I mean is there a reason I can't have a fishy?
  
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Relux47 Follow
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The Boys
Good vibes only
Hope you like dogs
Now walk away from me

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MotorcycleMan Follow
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I used to have one that said "Go away", but I got rid of it after one Halloween when I kept hearing kids outside but they didn't knock on the door. Took me a bit to figure out what was going on, but then I felt like an asshole. lol

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Two years ago I bought it & I love it & my guests do as well.
Other people not so much but who cares that they think.

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ChiPaPa Follow
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I'm quite fond of this

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- mooky06
  
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  bhaha that’s tooo funny!
  
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jshm2 Follow
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Fuck off,
Unless invited

I actually did have that made as a house warming gift for a friend. We laughed about it, but his wife refused to use it.

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Still-alive Follow
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Cone in if you have video games

otherwise gtfo :p

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- mooky06
  
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  What happens if i brings the foods? 🥺
  
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- Still-alive
  
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  Ok thats an exception ;)
  
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- mooky06
  
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  Yay’s i comes in 👏🏽👏🏽
  
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Citizenkirk Follow
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⚠️GO💥AWAY⚠️
🤬🚧⚠️N💥W⚠️🚧🤬

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Daniela1982 Follow
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Enter at your own risk

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dustybiker Follow
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Mine says you have to be approved by the dogs. And it’s ripped. I’ve hosed off the blood.. a few times.

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Renegade_Sailor Follow
Xper 5 Age: 44

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Come back with a warrant! 🖕😎🖕

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CasstheLass Follow
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“I stole this welcome mat from the neighbor next door” lol

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serious Follow
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My welcome mat is very simple and it doesn't say anything.

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TrueConfection Follow
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Mine literally says WELCOME. I never find the cute ones.

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Twalli Follow
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My sister had one that read come in seeing it from going towards her door and go away exiting from her door.

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karaspara Follow
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Beware all who enter here

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- mooky06
  
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  *hides behind the tree* 🤭
  
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lonelyguyintheworld Follow
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If you weren't invited you just past the point of no return.

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Anonymous
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My ex had this tattooed on her lower back (Tramp Stamp)

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dragoblack Follow
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The Dragon's Den awaits,
be aware... he is awkward

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Snakeyes7 Follow
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Welcome: "Go away"

Inside mat: "I won't go so easy on you next time"

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Anonymous
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"Get off me"! Or " " I got no arms or legs HI I'm Mat"

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SpaceGalaxy Follow
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It will be put in front of my front door with the head on the bottom saying "thanks for leaving"

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BigKevHanma Follow
Xper 4 Age: 27

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BITCH DONT WEAR NO SHOES IN MY HOUSE
-roddy rich

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BrosephBrostar Follow
Xper 6 Age: 34

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I'm this close to getting a Doors of Durin mat.

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- mooky06
  
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  ooo that’ll be so cool. Would be cool if you could illuminate it when someone steps on it!
  
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- BrosephBrostar
  
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  Not a bad idea, but it would have to be made of something transparent, yet durable enough for foot traffic. It couldn't really be rug like, it would be more like those automatic door sensors grocery stores used to have.
  
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- mooky06
  
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  That’s true, would be one hell of a door mat though 👍🏽
  
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Anonymous
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Did you call first?
No?
Go back home. Try again.

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smahala1991 Follow
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I like the cum inside, I'd definitely be down lol

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- mooky06
  
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  hehe i know right. I thought it was quite clever 🤭
  
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Smashingdoozy Follow
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Mine says fuck off ☺️

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Rachel794 Follow
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I can’t say what mine is

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Paris13 Follow
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Welcome, Friend. xxoo

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Nomina Follow
Xper 6 Age: 36 , mho 46%

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Unannounced Visitor?
Turn right around 🙂

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raven6933 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 57 , mho 37%

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Stupid people not allowed 🤣

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FinalFantasyBro Follow
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Go way unless you are a hot girl than cum on in.

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"Your sight will adjust to the Dark"

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humanearth Follow
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Stay the fuck away Leave me alone

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dreamstar72 Follow
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Picture of a dog with “My Home My Rules”

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FunkyMonkee Follow
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Get your filthy, smelly feet the fuck off of me!!!

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TheSpaceGnome Follow
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"WHAT... is your quest?"

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AlexanderAnttila Follow
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Welcome and God bless!

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humpbackjack Follow
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Enter at your own risk

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Andres77 Follow
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"Are you sure you should be here?"

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Dnice1 Follow
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y'all comeback now you hear

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Likes2drive Follow
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COME IN IF
YOU DARE

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legalboxers Follow
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Dont knock..

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- mooky06
  
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  *attempts to knock..*
  
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- legalboxers
  
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  @mooky06 heated welcome mats
  
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- mooky06
  
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  ok now you’ve peaked my interest 😯
  
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- legalboxers
  
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  @mooky06 lol
  
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Anonymous
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Please leave, self quarantining.

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Bdsmaster Follow
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If you want to come inside come on all fours.

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Sketti2021 Follow
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It would say
Go away

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Dinosaursandanime65 Follow
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It would say “Save Us Taco Gate”

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Zygum Follow
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Come in for not going back

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Hispanic-Cool-Guy Follow
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I love you Mooky. ❤

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- mooky06
  
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  Oh my 😅
  
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- Hispanic-Cool-Guy
  
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  😍😍🤪
  
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Can you dig it, sucka?
- Booker T

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Xper 6 Age: 38

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Don't step in empty handed 😜

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MCheetah Follow
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"Go away."

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Reverselogic Follow
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I got no money

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Anonymous
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"My other welcome mat is a flying carpet"

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Laura456 Follow
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you have boogers

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Jude_Wills Follow
Yoda Age: 36

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Missing your boots

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- Jude_Wills
  
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  Don't you wear boots now 😂 😂?
  
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- mooky06
  
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  I do lol 😂
  
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- Jude_Wills
  
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  I really like your boots
  You also posted one picture, i guess two years ago in boots 😍
  
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- mooky06
  
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  oh yeah i think it was knee high boots 🤭
  
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- Jude_Wills
  
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  Yes 😍 and my favourite haha
  
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- Jude_Wills
  
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  When will you wear them again lol
  
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Sigrid17 Follow
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS

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exitseven Follow
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Wipe your feet.

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Snacks or fuck off.

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