What would your “Welcome” mat say?
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"Enter Penitent That You May Abase Yourself"...
(Keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormon missionaries at bay.)
Failing to read our name plate at the doorbell and they begin their spiel
Wanting to discuss 'the Bible' and they reach for their King James New Testament...
I invite them in and show them EIGHTEEN various versions of their alleged 'Bible'
including several of the Apocrapha (books 'edited FROM' the Canon)
and NOW
I've found the History Channel's suppressed expose on Youtube, wherein
Hebrew archeologists have confirmed with high certainty the Ossuary of
'Jesus, Son of Joseph & Mary' containing the PHYSICAL REMAINS
of a male human being whose DNA matches his parent's genetics!
Seems his disciples secreted his crucified remains from the BORROWED
crypt to be instead lain into his family's tomb later that night
SO INDEED his much-publicized tomb was empty!
His cadaver been relocated for three days prior!
His 'Spirit' / Sentience MAY have appeared to his faithful
but his PHYSICAL ass was 'dead as a doornail' and per Hebrew custom
was left to decompose for 1 year before his bones were 'dressed'
and placed in his Ossuary in the family crypt.
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Well keep it simple I guess …
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Lmao love the first one!! Mine would prob say “DID I INVITE YO HOEASS OVER?” (*in little parentheses* “Didnt think so, so leave”)
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Accurate... lol
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The one at work says welcome it’s just a piece of plastic with welcome spray painted on very ghetto.
and our actual one at home says welcome to. - 3.1K opinions shared on Other topic.
I've got plenty to choose from
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The Boys
Good vibes onlyHope you like dogs
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I used to have one that said "Go away", but I got rid of it after one Halloween when I kept hearing kids outside but they didn't knock on the door. Took me a bit to figure out what was going on, but then I felt like an asshole. lol
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Two years ago I bought it & I love it & my guests do as well.
Other people not so much but who cares that they think. -
I'm quite fond of this
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Fuck off,
Unless invited
I actually did have that made as a house warming gift for a friend. We laughed about it, but his wife refused to use it. - 1.2K opinions shared on Other topic.
Cone in if you have video games
otherwise gtfo :p - 540 opinions shared on Other topic.
⚠️GO💥AWAY⚠️
🤬🚧⚠️N💥W⚠️🚧🤬
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Come back with a warrant! 🖕😎🖕
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Enter at your own risk
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Mine says you have to be approved by the dogs. And it’s ripped. I’ve hosed off the blood.. a few times.
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“I stole this welcome mat from the neighbor next door” lol
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My welcome mat is very simple and it doesn't say anything.
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Mine literally says WELCOME. I never find the cute ones.
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My sister had one that read come in seeing it from going towards her door and go away exiting from her door.
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Beware all who enter here
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If you weren't invited you just past the point of no return.
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My ex had this tattooed on her lower back (Tramp Stamp)
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The Dragon's Den awaits,
be aware... he is awkward
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