



Yes, They are life changing and well worth it. I have no idea why some have an aversion to them. I guess Some people don't wash their hands afterward either. It's like they are totally against hygiene, Don't listen to the stinky haters.
I have a toto with the automatic seat. It's one of the more expensive ones. It has a built in water heater and a heated seat. It really spoils your ass, you never want to use another toilet or sit on a cold seat again.
You don't really need one with all those features. I have used some with just the cold water. It's not as bad as you think it would be. But, I would at least get one that includes the seat to go along with the device since they are usually designed to slide off when you push a button for easier cleaning.
If you get one through your local plumbing supplier they will likely get better service from the manufacturer if any warranty issues come up later on. I haven't really had any problems with mine. It's been very reliable and I have had it for about 4 years approx.
Had one before , used it once and never again... doesn't get you clean , just wet and you need to release yourself after
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The cheapest is just a diaper sprayer that hooks up to your toilet, but they also have ones that hooks up to your sink faucet so you can get warm water. They can be found on Amazon for less than $30 and are simple to hook up without needing a plumber and everything you need is included in the box.

All the bathrooms in every personal real estate property I own have high-tech bidets. Aside from us, our guests love 'em. We no longer wonder why some of our guests spend a little more time in our guest bathrooms.
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I love having a bidet even tho I still use toilet paper too
When do you use each if you donāt mind me asking?
Yes, I love my Toto. The flow of water can be set from very low to quite strong. The water temperature can be set to a temperature you like as can the seat temperature. It does an excellent job of cleaning with settings for oscillation and pulsing. The warm-air drying is also a nice feature so only a small amount of toilet paper is required, primarily to double-check that everything is clean and to make drying quicker. The auto-opening seat is included with the better ones, as are presets for two users to automatically set the wand position, water pressure, and temperature. Auto-flush is a nice add-on. If you're remodeling a bathroom have the electrician add an outlet near the toilet so you can add one at a later date. They use the same water supply line as the toilet.
Really helpful thank you!
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My aunt and uncles house, which was they designed and built, is the only private home I've seen in the USA with a bidet. Of course I haven't been in every bathroom from sea to shining sea!
My second home in Panama has an appliance which serves the same function:

The nice thing about this setup is having full control of the water temperature. The ladies like it (for a variety of reasons).
Ooooh nice
My wife and I were good friends with an older couple. They passed away a few years ago in their early 90s. He had been a successful contractor and custom built their house.
They had a special toilet in their master bedroom and insisted that we try it. You pushed a button and a jet of water shot onto your private parts. Then another button caused a jet of warm air to dry you off. It was quite an, ahem, exhilarating experience. I don't mean arousing. Just, I don't know, surprising? I think it's something you would have to get used to. LOL
Several years ago, I was staying at a small hotel in Belgium. There was no toilet paper in the bathroom and this funny looking extra handle. I played with it and it shot water straight up at me. I had never seen a bidet before, but finally figured out how to use it.
We don't have one and I haven't used one since that time in Belgium.
I have seen videos for them, including very fancy Japanese toilets that wash and rinse your behind and play music.
We do have slow-closing toilet seats in our bathrooms... and we'll stick to toilet paper.
I've always thought that washing my ass in the shower was much cleaner than just wiping with toilet paper and bidets are much closer to that experience with water. Just using toilet paper doesn't get all the shit out of your ass, especially when you don't have a mirror to see wtf is going on down there. I have not used a bidet in my life, but if I had a choice, I would definitely use that over a toilet, especially for diarrhea lmao.
Exactly, not only that it leaves little bits of lint behind!
I've never tried one but I imagine it takes a bit of practice to get the jet to hit the hole, bums come in different sizes after all. Then does it blast it? Or just wet it so it drips off or spreads everywhere? Does it clean inside the rectum or is the jet not that powerful? Is the water freezing cold or boiling hot? If I face the other direction can I have a good time?
I am not qualified to answer these questions lmao
I have one sitting in the hallway in the box it came in, that I bought and never installed as my plumbing skills are shitty (pun intended). I was going to have a plumber install it except that would cost $250 and the bidet cost $80. I can buy a lot of toilet paper for $ 250. This is a very good example of a very stupid purchase.
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@exitseven Thanks, but it is supposed to go on the bottom of the toilet seat, and since there are little offsets there to lift it slightly off the toilet bowl, it probably will not fit. I am going to try to sell it to one of my neighbors, or give it away, or failing that just throw it in the trash.
@exitseven it might but I am not putting any more money into this
@exitseven right...
Iāve used them in Japan and China. I donāt see the big deal about them and they donāt scrub you clean so youād still need to use your hand. Especially after a sticky beer shit. Iāll just stick to toilet paper.
The worst is third world places (India, Mexico, China, etc) that just have a hole in the ground and many times no paper. Worst than a construction site porta-john.
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No I haven't, I would have to look up how to use one.
I think it is kind of like a pressure washer for your butt hole.
Not sure if you let the water do the work, or if you have to in there and do some scrubbing while it shoots water up your business.
I have not used one. I would hope they don't have a super high powered setting. Because I would just want my butt cleaned and not my entire intestinal tract.
Lol! Agreed!
All I know is my dog loves mine since she doesn't have to sneak water out of the toilet bowl now.
Ok, just kidding... I bought one and was kind of hesitant at first, but once I got used to it TP along just doesn't cut it anymore. I feel way cleaner after using the bidet.
Huh? What? Omg unless you read the packaging wrong I thought that was a Brita water fountain opps. Shhhh
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yes, my father had one in his new bathroom. I tried it a few times. It would be good if you had irritation "down there". He had one from Mr. Bidet. This was 20 years ago.
So romantic lol
I just used one lol. I bought one back in January 2020 (before the great toilet paper shortage). It's a life changer. I've never felt so clean.
Is the water warm?
It's room temp. Since you don't use much water, the water that does come out has been sitting in the pipes in your bathroom for a while. If you run it for a long time it can get cold.
Good to know. Thanks!
I honestly love mine, they are super worth it. you don't have to worry about using up a ton of toilet paper, you don't have to worry about having to constantly wipe for 5 minutes because of that kind of poop consistency, & it saves a ton of money, especially with toilet paper prices going up. still need to wipe your butt with toilet paper though, you just need very little of it.
I know what they are but no, I've never encountered one in real life.
Is the water heated or does it come out ice cold?
Room temp I hear
You know how I first learned what a bidet was? By seeing the film Crocodile Dundee when I was young. I was like Dundee for a bit thinking what is that thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYIe9o2jMSE
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Oh yes. They are very effective. I used it in someone elseās house but I would never get one for my own house because I know the kids would treat it like a fountain and make a giant mess.
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I want to install it in a new master bath, no kids allowed! Lol
Yes! A child free bathroom!
The fuck am I looking at?
Is that water supposed to go in my ass?
Just grazing your ass. Like a butt shower
To this I say: No thank you, ma'am. No butt shower. No.
I don't have one but I do know my cousin may have one I do know her toilet gives courtesy flushes at all times.
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@loves2learn MrLoves2Learn wants to spray you with his warm water hahaha jk jk jk Hey he wants spray you with that sticky stuff on your gooch hahaha jk jk jk
Iāve used one in Europe, theyāre weird at first, but you get used to them. And you definitely feel cleaner, than rubbing it clean with bits of wadded paper!
When I used to go party in Las Vegas my hotel room would typically have one... definite game changer👍
Iāve seen a few of these!! I havenāt used one though, kinda curious lol 😬 do they hurt?
I think the nice ones you can control the spray of water. I donāt think they hurt.
I figured some at least have a remote or option somewhere to control the pressure and what not but I also assumed some people rig them to spray hard.. from what Iāve seen in a few videos there was a couple of these that had gone on the fritz and started spraying super hard and made the person using it nearly touch the ceiling.
Oh dear! Yikes!
If you are going to spray something on my butt you better kiss me first... lol I have never used one... ;)
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I like the old fashioned way. I clean mine twice a week.
What is the old fashioned way and why only 2 times per week?
Old fashioned way is with a bucket and soap. 2 times a week for the whole toilet outside. The bowl, rim and seat I keep clean 24/7.
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The bidet cleans ur butt not the toilet. I 100% thought you were saying you clean ur butt twice a week. Lmao.
I clean my butt once a week
I clean my ass everyday when i shower lol.
yes! I love it. My butthole is so clean you can eat off it.
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Yes, it's separated not integrated into toilet like in those Japanese toilets. I don't use it anyway
Why donāt you use it!
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Holy hell. I lived in Thailand. They have bidets everywhere. Talk about clean. I feel dirty AF when I am in the states.
Yes i have one in my house buy it comes separate from the toilet seat, it comes alone near the toilet seat...
It is made to be used for cleaning down there and it's very good...
Saw one at the store yesterday and i was like heck nawl
I've never used... One funny question, how do this aim at the right point?
Good question. I think you use the remote to get it there
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Bidets are awesome. So much cleaner than toilet paper. It's fun to aim for the butthole too. And cuts down on toilet paper use significantly.
I have used one and like them. But my wife doesn't so we don't have one in our home.
I lived in Europe for an year, and I got used to it. I am seriously considering buying an attachment available for the American toilets. I'll have to do some research to figure out what to buy.
My parents have one separate from their toilet but never really use it.
I have used one. It was weird! And no, I do not have one in our home.
My roommate and I went halvesies on a bidet and it was worth it
Once you use one you don't want to use one that doesn't have it
I always thought it wouldn't be the right thing at least for females since it sprays the water towards the vulva.
I have used a bidet. I do not have one in my home but my brother does and he loves it.
Never used one.
Can't imagine getting bum blasted by water would be pleasant.
Used one on vacation but don't really feel the need to have one at home
no way.. too cold water.. no thanks
What if the water was warm?
interesting
Never tried it... I think I'd feel guilty...🙄
Why?
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Don't you sit on it like a toilet?
Yes I think so
I used them when traveling overseas, I like it. You really feel clean and fresh afterwards
The idea sounds nice.. if the water was warm.
I have a sprayer. Itās the best clean
Bidets up north need to be hooked up to warm water
How do we do that? Lol
Consult a plumber lol
Dammit. Gonna need a bidet and a plumber for Christmas lol
Hah! No. But I have seen one before.
no i don't own one but saw one.
I am actually afraid to. Lol
yep honestly i think its cool , feels more clean
yes we have 3 of them i like them
I would like to try it tho
not yet, but i'd try it out
I use it at home. very important for hygiene
I haven't used any, so I have no experiance
I have only used a bidet never used toilet paper
Yes, no, I might like it.
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Iāve used one before
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