Are Mercedes "Old Man Cars"?

I was doing some research and found out I could be driving an "old man car." It does make sense. I mean, the heated seats feel nice on my back. I don't have to remember to turn the headlights or windshield wipers on. Never any mechanical issues, so I don't have to fuss with mechanics. Holy s**t, am I getting old?
Are Mercedes Old Man Cars?
Are Mercedes "Old Man Cars"?
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