I’ve woken up in loads of places.
the floor, the bath, a shower floor, bathroom floor, living room floor, bedroom floor, under a bed.
in a shed, on a park bench, on the grass,
in someone’s garden
in someone’s bed and I did not know them
on coats, under coats
on the beach
in hospital
best one was one of my mates waking up on top of a tall fridge, then falling off and breaking his arm, funny as.
I honestly expected a good response from you. No idea why. 🤣
@dustybiker lol. Yeah well I have a bit of a chequered past 😂
Or you’ll just be the cool grandpa with the mysterious past.
@dustybiker thank you for MHG, most appreciated
You are welcome.
I'm a bit of a drunk so far more times than I care to admit or remember.
One time I passed out in my apartment on a toilet seat on Friday night. I woke up and it was night time so I thought I must have slept for the entire Saturday. Then I looked at the calendar and it was Monday. Then I looked at the mirror with my pounding headache and I had the toilet bowl shape imprinted on my forehead in the most epic and purple way. Tried to drink some water since I was so wobbly and I gagged it all up. Then passed out again.
I went to the hospital eventually and got diagnosed with uvulitis. And the doctor there said he never heard of cases this bad outside of people living in desert climates on the verge of dying from dehydration. Had to avoid eating solid foods for almost 6 weeks.
But anyway, I've woken up on floors a lot.
Oh, my goodness!! I’m glad you made it to the hospital that sounds awful.. and long recovery. Hey, we all have our own demons. Thanks for sharing that.
Cheers! That was in my 20s. Well, I haven't exactly become the best in my 40s still. But trying to cut down! I sometimes shock people on here and they give me a good scolding. But my wife and friends don't mind me drinking, and I do well at my work in spite of my binges. I have no external pressure really to quit drinking. But I have a lot of internal pressure. I'm tired of being an idiot and saying dumb things. My friends forgive it but I don't.
I hear you. Sounds like you are in a good place now. Be safe okay?
Thanks very much!
You are welcome.
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Nah but I have woken up in the air tho
Mid fall?
From sleeping on the floor yes. Sleeping on a bed to fall on the floor? nope.
I like sleeping on the floor so when I sleep at some place that's not mine if it's a limited space thing I call the floor right away.
This is how much I love it, there was a sofa with plenty of room at my friends but i just got my blanket and pillow on the floor instead also it's not just me because out of luck the girl who was also sleeping over because my friends had a sister and she was a friend to that sister, she just decided to stay with me the whole week so we practically just didn't move from that floor.
Was pretty comfortable and I was not gonna complain about her cuddling with me.
Floor = best.
I've went to sleep on the floor and woken up on the floor if that counts lmao. It was for camping trips or cadet weekends where we slept on mats.
If I went to sleep on my bed though, I've always woken up on my bed. I don't move around in my sleep. I wake up in the same position I went to sleep in and my blankets aren't messed around.
Yes, counts. : ) You don’t move at all? I’ve done that and wake up so stiff!
Nope because I sleep like a log and don't move at all so there aren't any chances for me to fall. On top of that I trap myself in blanket by covering myself like cocoon you can say haha.
Very smart.
Not sure if this is helpful but it sure is a funny story…
Once my mum said she heard a bang in the middle of the night. She got up and went towards it. Turns out that was my head. I had rolled off the bed and fell face first on the floor! And get this… I was still asleep. I got back up (sleepwalking!!) and got back into bed, pulling the sheet back over myself. Still don’t know how that happened!
I fell, but I didn’t wake up there.
🤣 Fully counts! Hope you were okay the next morning. And sorry for laughing.
m lmao... no
I mean, only when I purposely slept on the floor (I liked to sleep next to my dog, as a kid... lol)
and I do hope you're alright
Yeah, I’m good. It actually helped me make my mind up about something. Universal sign noted. ✔️
Yes. Those air mattresses always leak or I turn over and get dumped on the floor.
I hope you only had to sleep on it once!
I’ve not tried the high ones, but I can imagine that happening. lol Mine is dead. Tossed it. I’m thinking about making my own and slapping a sticker on them “non returnable if opened”. Best product to sell. No money lost from a sales perspective..😝
I switched to the high ones so I wouldn't wake up on the floor. But, they weeble and wobble and off I go. I bought a cot for my next camping trip.
Great sales idea! 😈 Add a little piece of paper in the box with a note written in font size 1, "This item is intended for single use only."
A cot seems the best way to go. Hope it's comfy.
I might have to add “partial single use only” for legal reasons.
Excellent point! 😂😂😂
No, I am a picky sleeper and it doesn’t matter how drunk am I, don’t think I will end up on the floor.
Smart.
At a party one time I woke up on the floor with no recollection of what happened before that
I hope you had a good time and were safe.
I have but thats because I rolled off my normal mattress onto the floor
I did that once when young myself.
Ok cool
Lots of times when I would visit friends I would sleep on the floor. I never passed out and woke up on the floor though.
What made you choose the floor vs a couch?
I’ve had a couple people tell me the same. Some people are hardier.
Yeah, same. It’s old injuries that make it harder for me.
No, but I woke up on a shelf once.
Don't ask how. I don't know either...
Too funny, love it. I will leave it up to my imagination then. 😁
Sorry too hear it. Was there alcohol there, or other recreational pharmaceuticals?
Nope. Just sprung a slow leak.
Ouch. could be almost anything, then.
It could have been high. I probably should have run a breath test on it before throwing it away.
Does camping count?
If it does than yes.
If it does not then yes, but it's been like thirty years
Yes, camping counts. Get out there again, nature is waiting!
I was in the army one of the times I slept in a tent up the mountain I found myself in the morning found a few dozen meters away down the mountain.🤷🏻♂️
😱 That could have been bad. Did you get hurt?
Oh, good. I bet.
I would feel very violated if that happened to me. You can’t do those kinds of things to people in their sleep. It’s an invasion of their privacy.
It would be yes, I would agree with you on that. In my case nobody let the air out. It was defective.
Well, it would still be just as bad if it was done by a mattress. I don’t think the mattress should get a pass just because it’s a mattress.
@mangospacho 🤣
Def have…sometimes I just lay on the floor and fall asleep.
Sounds really bad when I say it, lol
lol No. I get it.
Kind of, but not like that. I've been drunk the night before at a party and not remembered going to sleep and woken up on the floor.
I can't honestly say I have,
I dont even know what that would feel like
Just be you. You aren’t missing out. : )
Yes it happened once I was out in the hallway & have no idea or memory of how I got there.
In a hallway? I hope you were okay?
Good. And glad you were in a safe place.
No, I’ve never slept on an air mattress (I’ve never even met anyone who has… seriously). In my family, if there aren’t enough beds for every invited guest, the host would simply provide rooms at the nearest hotel for the overflow.
If theoretical guests don’t want to stay with family that would make a proper host indeed. I don’t knock all air mattresses myself. They are pretty comfy when they work. 👍🏻
You’ll have to forgive me dusty, I have no idea what a theoretical guest is. Also, I could not imagine not wanting to stay with family? And as I wrote above “if they were not enough beds“ Then the hotel was the next option. But my family that are here in America is a large Jewish family, if they could they would absolutely go on the never ending family tour, spending the weekend after weekend in one family members house, then the next, then the next, and so on. On my dad side however, they are all in England. Now THEY… They might choose to stay in a hotel even if there IS a bed available.
You sound like you have an interesting family.
I guess culturally, no more interesting as any other mixed race/mixed religion family. It has its’ own unique challenges, but the rewards are always so much greater than the challenges. But my parents are amazing at nit just making it work, but making it fun and exciting.
Oh yikes hope you feel better soon.
I would wake up on the floor a lot when I was younger and even then it would give me a back ache for the day
Ice was my friend yesterday morning. lol Fine by lunch, thank you. Sore even when young? Remember the same when a kid but don’t think I was sore from it. I’d taken all the blankets with me.
Thank you my friend. 😎
No but I have woken up in a bathtub with a broken toe
Oh, ouch.
When I first moved from one city to another, I had no furniture. I slept on the floor until my bed arrived with the rest of my furniture 3 days later.
That what happens when you fall off the bed in your sleep. And who didn't do that as a kid?
I don’t think I recall a time where I’ve woken up on the floor unless I slept there for a reason.
As a kid, a couple of times. I would have dreams that I was flying and would wake up on the floor, but haven't as an adult.
Sometimes I lie on the floor, but I never feel comfortable, and in suddenly my back hurts and my ass and legs always go numb.
Yes i fell ut of the bed a lot as a kid
I did once. I get it.
Oh gawd yes. Usually after a night of drinking
Yes. I much better reason.
No I’m sure I would wake up immediately
I don’t know about that.
That would do it. 😁
Yes lol. It hurt to get up 🤣
lol You are too funny. Yes. It most certainly does. 😁
that's why now when I camp I use a foamy
Great idea.
Only when I went to sleep on it.
No this hasn't happened to me.
Hahaha only if I passed out there.
Few times after party when i drink too much 😅
Only when I was very drunk 🥴
Be proud. I’ve never let myself get really drunk. I feel like no fun.
👍🤣👍
@CubaPirate lol 😁
Not that I can remember
That's good. I don’t recommend it.
Lol when i was younger and drank a lot
Not as of yet.
Just you wait.
many times
I have once.
Yeah
You mean like this guy?
i think not
yes several times
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