Tell me something juicy 🥴?

[JoyGirl]

I am bored, and my boyfriend is out with friends. So, I am all aloneeeeeeee 😭😭😭

Tell me something juicy. 🥴🥴🥴

**Please, don’t be nasty. I will fling you all the way to Mars, if you are going to come here with nasty stuff.** 😏

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+1 y

Tell me more secrets guys. 👀

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+1 y

You guys are making me hungry. 🥺🥺🥺

[N192K001]

Secrets?

Okay, Berlin's state-media admits it paid Vladimir Lenin 2mil Deutschmarks (now €500mil/$582mil) to regime-change the Russian Empire…

which totally didn't backfire.

https://www.dw.com/en/how-germany-got-the-russian-revolution-off-the-ground/a-41195312

There's a yet-lost, but yet-active nuke uncomfortably close to my home somewhere here in the U. S. East Coast.
https://www.npr.org/2019/01/25/688223286/8-days-2-h-bombs-and-1-team-that-stopped-a-catastrophe
And if a nuclear-explosion happens within Japan's waters, it's the same problem, and not necessarily another military's act-of-war, so it should not spark World War Ⅲ… so long as the world's military top-brass remembers this.
https://apnews.com/article/8678253789eb4a74a01ecb84aff6bcd8

I have a collection of other secrets, but these seem juicy enough.

[Anonymous]

It's not nasty but it's nasty. Food related, don't read if you don't like. Today I was sipping my cup of coffee and I found a boiled fly in it.

[JoyGirl]

Ewwwwww…did you buy the coffee, or make it? 🤔

[Opinion Owner]

I made it. I was so surprised, I think I was there the whole time watching it brewing.

[JoyGirl]

Wow…lol

[Aerissa_Jade]

Well I've been eating some more frozen blueberries as I've been craving them a lot lately, while being pregnant. I kept spilling them down my shirt, and they get soft and real juicy and make a big mess.

That juicy enough for you? I'm kind of blue from both last night and today.

[JoyGirl]

Lmao 😂

[Anonymous]

I think I'm in love with 2 guys 😭

[JoyGirl]

Which do you like the most? 👀

[Opinion Owner]

I don't know! I'm so confused. But I don't have a chance with either of them, so it doesn't matter.

[JoyGirl]

No, ma’am!
We don’t think like that. Bad bish vibesss 😌

Now, describe both. 😌😌😌

[coldwarm]

Which one is better at sex?

[Opinion Owner]

One of them has a girlfriend and the other is in love with one of my best friends.
you are cute though lol

Guy 1 is my best friend and has been for almost 24 years. He is one of the most carefree people I have ever met. He loves art, photography, jazz, classical music. He is also one of the biggest goofballs ever. He is so kind and considerate. he is amazing with kids and always talks about being a dad one day. He is 6'2 with the most gorgeous brown eyes and caramel skin.

Guy 2 is also my best friend and has been since we were 8. He used to stick up for me when people made fun of me in school. He is a lot like Guy 1 in personality. He is also super kind and goofy. The one thing that separates them the most is that guy 2 is a huge perfectionist and is incredibly hard on himself. He loves art and is an amazing artist. He also loves to sing and uses his amazing voice to sing me to sleep. He is so cute when it comes to animals. He is incredibly athletic and basically lives at the gym. He is 6'2 with the most gorgeous smile, wavy black hair, and honey skin. We have matching tattoos also lol.

I'm so sorry I tried to keep this short. 😂

[Opinion Owner]

@coldwarm We are only friends, so I wouldn't know.

[JoyGirl]

Oh, dear.
Girl, you are right. Time to move on. 🥴

[JoyGirl]

They are practically all taken. 🥴🥴🥴

[Opinion Owner]

I know lol. Funny thing is I started hanging out with guy 2 more so that I could get over guy 1 when he got a girlfriend, but I never ever expected to fall for guy 2. He was just supposed to comfort me.
Oh well lol

[JoyGirl]

Yikes. 🥴

[JoyGirl]

It is ok, girl. 💜

[coldwarm]

Why dont you try polygamous relationship?

[JoyGirl]

@coldwarm Ayoooo 👀

[Opinion Owner]

@coldwarm I don't think I could ever be in poly relationship.
Have you ever been in one?

Thanks JoyGirl ❤️ I know I will get over them, and we will probably laugh about this ten years from now.

[coldwarm]

Yes ı ve been. Then the girls broke up with me and decided to be lesbian. :(

[Opinion Owner]

@coldwarm Take that as a complement

[coldwarm]

lol.

[dorksided1]

It was a dark and stormy night, a pizza was cooking in the oven, it was so hot and steamy, so cheesy, so luscious looking, just as I took a peek at the rising and see expansion in the oven, Wtf? The power went out!!! It's got 20 more minutes to cook! Denied pleasure of pizza is there anything worse! Now I must dream of juicy slices of pizza instead---

[user1245322]

@dorksided, HA HA I can't even, just OMFG this is hilarious!

[humanearth]

Is this juicy enough

[JoyGirl]

That makes me hungry! 😭

[humanearth]

I could tell you some real juicy stories about my college years.

Ever seen the Movie Animal House



That movie was just how my college years were. There was beer, booze, sex parties, regular parties and everything under the kitchen sink.

If you want to hear about them stories. Send me a message and I'll share some stories of life when I was your age

[JoyGirl]

I haven’t seen that movie.
My college days are not full of partying. 😂

[humanearth]

Man we were a wild bunch of CB'ers, Bikers, and race car drivers

[JoyGirl]

😂😂😂

[TommyMountainFigure]

I ate a fruit salad earlier.. The orange, kiwi fruit, apple and pineapple were ALL very juicy..

Not sure if that helped but...

[TommyMountainFigure]

@joygirl Oh damn. I really should read other comments before posting my own.. Oh well, I'm sure your b/f is missing you like crazy, even though he might not admit it..

[JoyGirl]

🤪💜

[Jamie05rhs]

I feel like you're trying to skirt the line here. You're asking for trouble.

Why don't you just occupy yourself with some music until your boyfriend gets home? And then he can "entertain" you.

[JoyGirl]

I think you missed the point of the question.

[Jamie05rhs]

Maybe so.

[dustybiker]

[20yearsolder]

The receptionist were I load showed me her hooters.

[JoyGirl]

LMAO

[DJaQueef]

Did you unload after she showed you her hooters?

[20yearsolder]

I did not

[JoyGirl]

@DJaQueef Lmao 😂

[Dargil]

Strawberries.

[JoyGirl]

Those are good. 😌

[clampfan101]

Where do you draw the line between juicy and nasty? ;) lol

[JoyGirl]

The typical nasty G@G questions we see everyday. 😂

[clampfan101]

Hmm… To tell the truth, I’m not a very juicy person. I naturally have some fetishes and things I want to try after I’m married, but I’m not sure which if any would be interesting.

[JoyGirl]

We gotta find you a woman, Clamp. *pat pat* 😌

[clampfan101]

Yes, indeed we do! By all means, feel free to help if you think you can! 😥 I have so much love I want to give when I meet the right one…

[JoyGirl]

💜💜💜

[Andres77]

Mango slices with lemon juice and a light sprinkle of salt.

[JoyGirl]

That sounds good!

[Bluemax]

Try these...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/te7MacX8sSI

[IsoUser]

So given our age gap what is the Juicy you want to know?

[JoyGirl]

You tell me. 😂

[IsoUser]

Pm, me and I'll tell you the Juicy

[IsoUser]

Between my age gap and Yours Sweetheart Lol

[JoyGirl]

No, I am good.

[IsoUser]

I'm guessing mine is better than yours Lol

[HeartFullOfGlue]

I just bought a watermelon
Nothing can get juicer than that 😌

[arun-josh]

Just watch movies. Or if you you are in Instagram or any social media. Just go and text someone. They will make you feel good 😊.

[JoyGirl]

Oh, yea.
I could be watching my show, rn. 😌

[arun-josh]

That's good 👍.

[arun-josh]

If you are hungry, then go and eat. After that come and wait for the secrets 😊.

[JoyGirl]

Good idea. 😂

[arun-josh]

Thank you 😊 😁

[Twalli]

My fridge has a lot of juice in it. I just got more fruit delivered and my dad got more orange juice.

[AviatorTom]

If your take an orange and squeeze it ... really hard... you get lots of juice.

[Ironmunkee]

I am sitting at my computer in a towel after a shower and I am hungry.

[jshm2]

Cucumbers are 96% water.

Technically it's a solid veg smoothie.

[call_me_scar]

CNN Flopped harder than cyber punk only getting around I think 10k viewers a day or something pathetic like that

[Still-alive]

Here's the Juice!

[motownplayer2000]

I just squeezed oranges into a cup and created orange juice.. it was juicy.

[Preeti161101]

Take one orange 🍊 one lemon 🍋 juice 🥤 the both with some sugar and salt 🧂
Enjoy with sip sip

[Westhebest100]

That ass may it spread and catch this dick and make you twitch.

[Waldoe]

Juicy... grapes in a wine vat, being crushed under the feet of Guys wearing only bikini bottoms

[bigpauly]

I’m not really SpongeBob, or a pirate.

[bigpauly]

More secrets you say? Hmm I’m not big either. Nor does my name end in “y”. But keep it on the DL!

[JoyGirl]

LOL 🤣🤣🤣

[bigpauly]

Hahaha

[MCheetah]

Orange juice is better for you than apple juice.

[Twalli]

Grape juice is also pretty healthy

[DJaQueef]

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums

[Yucy_Gluttony]

***Spaaaaaaaaaareeee Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibs...***

[Bigjake1019]

My ex wife is pregnant

[JoyGirl]

Ooooh, not your baby, right? 👀

[Bigjake1019]

I hope not lol we’ve been divorced for a year

[JoyGirl]

Oop…LOL 🤭🤭🤭

[Bigjake1019]

Yeah lol 😝

[Msputiton]

Tomatoes

[JoyGirl]

Girl…lol 😂

[Msputiton]

🤪🤪🥴

[NathanDavis]

that's Clamato

[TheMajesticKing777]

Booty? 🤷🏽

[JoyGirl]

OFC YOU are going to breaks the rules. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[TheMajesticKing777]

It's not nasty, it's true but in my defense I didn't read that cause idc what you gotta say 😂

[JoyGirl]

Chris, it is going downnnnnnnn 🤺🤺🤺

[TheMajesticKing777]

For you perhaps, I'm leaving before it goes down fully

[JoyGirl]

Why do you always pick fights with me? 🥺

[TheMajesticKing777]

You started it lol

[JoyGirl]

Baka.

[TheMajesticKing777]

You better sip on yo juice box, wait there's your juicy you were seeking for

[JoyGirl]

looool 😂

[llorando]

Prune juice can clog your toilet.

[scott04sa22]

Where did you get your melons From? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Prostitution isn’t illegal if you have a camera

[HeartFullOfGlue]

I wonder why

[Dinosaursandanime65]

@HeartFullOfGlue The Hub

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Ik, but why

[Dinosaursandanime65]

@HeartFullOfGlue I don’t know, it’s a bamboozle

[Nahid1707]

It is almost summer

[JoyGirl]

Yessirrrr

[Nahid1707]

Yea it is nice

[Wise4myage]

Mmmm, oranges.

[nawtee_me]

Watermelon's are usually juicy... lol

[driven159]

orange juice grape juice

[Xtendable]

Oranges, lemons, mangoes, lime…all very juicy

[Roco69]

Your pussssy when u touch her🤤🥵

[WhitneySnow]

Grapefruit is delicious

[Anonymous]

I just shot CUM in my shorts

[Opinion Owner]

It felt great

[JoyGirl]

@msputiton They are already breaking rules. 🥴

[Msputiton]

He over 45.
Ya know they don't understand how social media works

[JoyGirl]

@Msputiton 🤣🤣🤣

[Opinion Owner]

🙄 😞

[Pegmeat]

Peaches are really juicy

[Titlover01]

Apple juicy. Is that what you are looking for?

[Agape93]

Wet ankle socks

[888theGreat]

Orange

[flirtatiousgirl]

Juice

[coldwarm]

watermelon?

[collie22]

:) ...

[SignedAutographs]

Your pussy

[Creampiekarl420]

JayZs lips

[ThisB1tchCRAZY]

Tropicana