
What’s the first thing you would do if you woke up one day as the opposite gender?


I would pull out my girlfriends vibrator and use it. I am solid Pro-Hetero guy, but I would want to experience a women's orgasm. I think I would have to change some of my ideologies about Heterosexualism. I mean I can't imagine myself never liking women, and if I was a women and had no chance of ever being a man again... well before I made the jump into being a straight lesbian I would have to experience or experiment with sexual relations with man... but at best I would have to be Bi-Sexual because I can never see myself giving up on women all together. I mean I really love women. But it would be cool to mess around with my own tits, until I got bored of them (NEVER!). :-)
Wait!!! If I woke up as a women, then I would have all these feelings about it right? I mean would I only be a women physically or would it change all my emotions too? I didn't think about this possibility when I first started this reply. If I also had all the emotions of a women then the first thing I would do is take days, weeks, months or years to decipher and understand all my new feelings about this and the universe before I did anything... and I would probably go down and buy some tampons and pads, because one never knows what would happen next. I would have to figure out my cycle and birth control options as well.
Wait... I am 45 now so I would wake as a 45 year old women right? Would that make me post or pre-postmenopausal? Please say yes!! Oh and I would have to figure out what to wear, and the condition of hair and how do it... goodness so many things I would have to figure to beat down all the new insecurities that would be welling up inside me.
I’ve been looking at all the guys talking ridiculous nonsense about getting laid without even trying, or just walking up to a guy and saying “wanna fuck”. Except if he did have a female body, he’d also have all the female hormones and the female instinct to NOT sleep with the first guy who comes along…. I also am reminded of all the times we women hear how some random guy is going to rock our world, all night long! And yet if we’re lucky, we get 3 minutes (or less) of very disappointing sex! One time, this very cute, muscular guy penetrated me, and I got that amazing feeling when a guy penetrates you for the first time, and I pushed the small of my back into the bed and raised my hips, only to hear “ wait wait wait, don’t move… DON’T MOVE! I’m very close! He literally only JUST penetrated me, after the 3rd time of “Wait, don’t move don’t move don’t move I’m getting close again, I wrapped my legs around him, and I shook my hips as fast as I could, and obviously he came immediately. He was about to ask why I did that (b/c he said “oh no, why…”) I just cut him off and just frustratedly said, “oh I got sick and tired of hearing don’t move don’t move don’t move, every 10 seconds! So there you just came, now let’s get your hard again and maybe this time you can last more than 30 seconds? I think if the guys all became women, they’d learn something real quick… while online every guy says he has 8-10 inches, in the real world that’s more like 5 inches! They’ll learn that “all night long” means between 3 and 15 minutes MAX! I actually think my favorite part of this would be watching all the dejected men, who are now women, complaining about how they can’t find anyone they actually WANT to have sex with!
I always enjoy answering this question muhahahahaha, luckily over the years someone always asks. And I always answer... stroke that dick and enjoy watching myself cum of course hahahaha. Thennnn I'll be out on the hunt for some lucky lady to lay some lovin on. I wanna know what it feels like being inside a pu$$y 😁😁😁🤩🤩🤩
Honestly ya. If it feels good why not experience it
Ayyyy. Guys, to be honest I would easily pay for it cuz that would mean choosing who I want, and ensuring they have no STDs beforehand. Pfffft. Shamelessly I will pay. Even now as a woman I have no fear if the time ever came, that I would happily hire an attractive woman for my guy and I to enjoy
@SweedyPie I guess that's the way to cut the line lol
@zeitgeist057 lmao. Yep. Always straightforward

I"M GOING SHOPPING. You know how much variety women have in clothes compared to men? Orders of magnitude.
And then I'm going to a gay bar and having a lesbian night out, where I'm free to flirt knowing that people aren't starting with the premise that I'm an asshole and having to spend my time proving I'm not. Knowing that I could trip all over my words, or just be like "wanna fuck", and people will view it as harmless.
And maybe that doesn't work out. I'd just have a hell of a night with myself then.
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Play with my dick out of curiosity 😂😂 and then wish to go back in my body
Would you also be curious about how painful it is to get hit jn testicles? 😛😳
I always hoped if this happened it with be with my man, we both switched so then I can have sex with him (now her) and be done in 2 minutes and see how he likes it.
Also try peeing and having control over aiming.
Lmao 🤣
😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂. OMG! That is TOO funny! I’ve been looking at the guys all talking ridiculous nonsense about getting laid without even trying, or just walking up to a guy and saying “wanna fuck”. Except if he did have a female body, he’d also have all the female hormones and the female instinct to NOT sleep with the first guy who comes along…. But your answer is the best, because it’s SO true! We hear how they are going to rock our world, all night long! And if we’re lucky, we get 3 minutes (or less) of very disappointing sex! One time, this very cute, muscular guy penetrated me, and I got that amazing feeling when a guy penetrates you for the first time, and I pushed the small of my back into the bed and raised my hips, only to hear “ wait wait wait, don’t move… DON’T MOVE! I’m very close! He only JUST penetrated me, after the 3rd time of “Wait, don’t move don’t move don’t move I’m getting close again, I shook my hips as fast as I could, and obviously he came. He was about to ask why I did that (b/c he said “oh, why…”) I cut him off and just frustratedly said, “oh I got sick and tired of hearing don’t move don’t move don’t move, every 10 seconds! So there you just came, now let’s get your hard again and maybe this time you can last more than 30 seconds? I think if the guys all became women, they’d learn something real quick… while online every guy says he has 8-10 inches, in the real world that’s more like 5 inches! They’ll learn that “all night long” means between 3 and 15 minutes MAX! I actually think my favorite part of this would be watching all the dejected men, who are now women, complaining about how they can’t find anyone they actually WANT to have sex with!
@CrazyGirl2 I relate so hard here! Omg this is the best detailed comment to many many women lives in this man-made world we were forced into. Being a woman sucks most times and they would no doubt experience that as newly women. They just can’t imagine it because they think women have it soooo easy. Stupid since they are literally our oppressors and don’t see the issue. All they see is a world of privilege and getting everything they want, imagining how women actually got it as the end of the short stick person, they can’t even fathom nor will they ever
@_pinkme thanks for the compliment! Obviously I agree with you, as you are agreeing with me! But if guy’s only had a clue about how unsatisfying some of this “rocking our world “ can be, they’re heads would explode 🤯. “Women can get laid whenever they want” really? Well you know what men get to do every single time they have sex? ORGASM! Maybe if guy’s had it like we do… sure you can fuck anyone you want (which only applies to the most pretty girls, anyway, but hey) however, you won’t be able to have an orgasm… almost ever! I wonder how they’d feel about the all you can fuck sex buffet then? Lotts if s3x, but no orgasms unless you masturbate after the “amazing sex”?
@CrazyGirl2 Loved your very detailed and very true answer, like... uh you just started seriously?
Plus the whole, is it worth going out and getting any guy you can or want, if that is all your going to get anyways... its crazy so many can't comprehend that most women aren't like that. I'd love to be a light switch, turned on fast, go fast and be done fast.
RIGHT? That is SO TRUE! It’s like guy’s really are light bulbs, one touch of the knob, and the are lighting up the room, instantly! We, however are more like an antique whale oil lamp, first you need to find some whale oil, then oops, you also need a new wick, so back to the store again, then don’t forget, lighters haven’t been invented yet, go back to the store and get some matches, now did you presoak the wick? You didn’t! Well THAT’s gonna take 30 minutes at LEAST! Once you got all that, then to need to assemble the lamp, install the wick wind it all the way down, light it, and if you did everything right, in about 30 minutes the wick will heat up, and you’ll have enough light to read a large print book! That is sex for a woman, we take a LOT of warming up, and guys will literally go to your DM and type “HEY! You Horny?” It’s like, sorry guys, we just don’t get horny THAT quickly, you need to start warming us up on the ride to the restaurant… THAT is when foreplay begins! They are SO clueless!
@CrazyGirl2 Perfectly said and after the first time with someone, they know how to assemble things better next time, after many many times they get even better and better... hence why I prefer the same guy over and over vs. new people who have to learn how to assemble a whale oil lap without reading the instructions.
Damn, now thats a BURN
Actually, you have summed up beautifully, my “whale-oil lamp” analogy, and you even pushed it further to justify WHY regardless of what we CAN do, we don’t WANT to meet a new guy every night, who has to learn how to properly assemble, light, and warm up a whale oil lamp all over again! And guys can be so cocky “bitch please! I was lighting those lamps when you were learning to walk” and I immediately think “wait, really? Does that vast experience mean you know exactly how to prep MY custom made whale oil lamp, where only one was ever made, and it works a little differently from the run of the mill oil lamp? Sooooo? NO! You have literally zero experience with my style lamp? Mmmkay? Maybe then, you should reduce the cockiness a bit? Maybe try a scosche of humility? And maybe, listen to the bitch who owns the damned lamp, and lights it herself every night? Hmmm? Maybe 🤔?
Thank you SO much for your amazing fresh perspective!
@CrazyGirl2
Young lady, you have used "scosche", a whale oil lamp analogy and "mmmkay" in your responses and you're only 19 years old.
I applaud you and whoever pushed you to read and do research.
Quite impressed.
@Andres77 Wow, thank you so much. That is one of the most genuine and sincere compliments I think I’ve ever received whilst being part of GaG! (And I owe it mostly, to Dr. Mom!) She insisted that as my father is in the entertainment industry and we often received films at home prior to their release in theaters, not to mention all the films we received during the awards season, that we spend at least a 1:1 ratio of reading something NOT assigned by the school. So if we spent 6 hrs that week watching movies, we HAD to spend a minimum of 6hrs reading whatever we wanted, as long as it was not assigned by the school. (To get around the simply doing homework during the time she wanted us reading! ) Some members of my generation spend copious amounts of time “shitting”on their parents, blaming their parents for every problem in their lives… I for one am proud to stand-up and say that I owe all that I am, and all that I have, (including my intellect) to the astounding cooperative work of both of my parents! They are my rock, and without them I would not be half the woman I have grown to become. Again, thank you so very much!
@CrazyGirl2 more than welcome.
Reading was the best gift your parents could have given you. I'm impressed.
Realistically, I'll probably be scared and confused the first few days; I'll call my most trusted guy friend and explain what is going on.
Then after a few weeks or so of wishing to be a woman again and doing shit I, "think," men do, I'll either accept my body and try to live as a man or figure out how to change back.
OMG that has to be the most honest answer I have ever read.
As the kids today say. Thanks for keeping it real
With my luck it would be the start of my period, which would actually be a relief since it means that I'm not pregnant! I'll be retaining a lot of water which will make me irritable and cranky.
My mom was a single mom and although I have tremendous respect for women, honestly, I wouldn't want to spend an hour as a woman.
Ladies, you have my respect.
That would be a nightmare. I wouldn't want to be a woman. Too much to contend with.
But it would be educational for women to walk even if just a single day to see that being a man is not easy, or fun. Or even finding out no one really cares about you, unless you matter to their day-to-day survivial. It would definitely open doors to why many guys self-terminate.
I'm under stress lol so I'm going to be even more stressed because of this.
Have you ever been in a long distance relationship and then that person blocked you because you made a mistake he blocked all your social media?
First make sure it not a dream.
After I find out is reality. I get all dressed up in a nice sexy outfit. Go to some nightclub and find my target. Talk to him and latter talk him into having a nice dinner. While we are eating I’m taping him. We get almost done with dinner.
I go, “you are so easy to talk too and full of flatter but most of I’m so happy you understand”
Him most likely, “understand what.”
I go “you know my sex change operation.”
His reaction, priceless
Touch myself all over and Im not just talking about masturbation and sexual stuff
The reason for this is because id be very curious
Porn would naturally be part of this process as I would need "motivation" also I'd like to know how my preferences changed
I'd try to figure out if this change is permanent or not while figuring out the ropes
If it turns out the change is permanent then i guess I I'll need to do shopping
Jump for joy!! Explore! Experiment. play with my new parts A LOT!! Probably go out and try to get laid.
With my luck, I'd buy a whole new wardrobe and then change back the next day!! Or, I'd get pregnant and then change back!! Would being pregnant KEEP ME from changing back? If not, what would happen to the baby?
If I was hot I'd flirt with a girl who gets over looked a lot and be a wing man for her if she wanted me to be of course. Then I'd probably go speak to my male friends about me and see what they say about me when I'm not there
What's your idea of a hot man?
@insteadfew I guess beauty is in the eye of beholder but I highly doubt id be seen as attractive is I was man. I'm 5ft and would probably look like Ralph wiggum from the Simpsons
But what if you ended up a short man only as in 5'6 only... then?
Scream, cry, and probably get my ass thrown out the door when my fiance wakes up to the screaming crying naked man in his bed.
I'd make a million dollars before the week was over. Assuming I was female AND attractive, and not just looking the same as I do now, but with female body parts.
Everyone in the comments is crying, playing with themselves and having sex and yours is the only one actually taking advantage of the situation lol.
If I woke up hot af I’d set out to be the next Belle Delphine. For however long it lasted or at least a year or so. Get rich, change my looks and retire early.
You'd be lying if you wouldn't play with yourself, at least for me that'd be what I would do, so you could see how the genders orgasms differ.
You'd be curious about having your penis and balls too?
Jump up and down to:
1. Feel the relief of no tits
2. Feel the sensation of flopping dick
Well... obviously I'd check to see how big my penis is. xD Then touch it, then check out the rest of my body in the mirror. I don't know what will happen after... but I might be curious.
What if tou saw yourself and you als had hairy legs and chest?
Am sure as a female you like men with shaved legs too?
Chest hair is obviously No no for you on men?
@insteadfew Chest hair is fine so long as it's not all over the place. Trimmed is fine. Abdomen hair is a turn off for me. And I've only been with a guy who has shaved between his legs, so I've never been with one with hair before. Then again, I've only ever been with one guy my entire life, so ah well. xD Whatever comes, comes.
So if you end up liking a guy who had hair growth all over his chest and abdomen too?
Okay... so you'd allure him by offering him to shave his whole body... and then let him keep up by shaving it once in a week or so? Lol okay
Oh i misinterpreted it. What if he requested you to be natural too especially on the legs... since he feels really beastly and inferior compared to your smooth hairless skin? 😜
If he requested you to grow a bit... you'd request him to shave his? Lol isn't it
by the way if you let your leg hair all natural is it even visible?
Elsewhere on body... as in... lol
Chest too? 🤣😜
You mean sometimes girls have few slightly visible hair strands around belly button or its a " female happy trail" as in a line of hair from belly button to pubic hair?
Girls are so lucky to not have coarse thighs hair and be absolutely bald on their chest and abdomen naturally
Yes to... female happy trail?
That sounds 🥰 cute
Never seen one... how do you ladies manage to keep it so so bare then lol
Honestly I would date and have sex. Lmaoooooo I genuinely want to know what men think and feel when it comes to sex. Because They be acting a fool when it come to dating and stuff 🙄😭
I would play video games or drive a car cause I would have a visual ability boost.
Men automatically know how to drive a stick shift vehicle


Yeah, I know I'm being sexist, but who really cares
- Leave the toilet seat up.
- Find out if the trash really is too heavy for her to leave out.
I'd want to experience sex as a guy !!!
I've always wondered what a guys experience during sex is like !!!
First, probably play with boobs to see how it feels from the other side, then go down south to understand that different sensation, supposedly orgasms are a much different sensation overall for women than men. Like women I've been told is a full body thing, where as men it's very dick and balls focused.
Definitely find out what a male orgasm feels like 😇
It would suck tbh
You'd always be horny... always... would you be touching it very often?
@insteadfew
@BossLady16
Their Peepee is a big CLIT. You already know what it feels like. We women can also feel the male orgasm.
@EmyyWolf seriously women can have both male and female orgasms?
@insteadfew
@emyywolf
I'm already always horny and touch myself often. Emy that makes sense. Guess we got the better deal there.
@BossLady16 women are often horny too as men are?
@insteadfew of course we are
@EmyyWolf i know clitoris but it gives different type of orgasm from the vaginal orgasm?
Find out who I Freaky Fridayed with, and see about how quickly I could reverse it. A woman's body would be so foreign to me, I'd rather stay in the one I have. Broken as it is.
go see how big my cock would get and see how fast i could make it shoot pudding!!
If it was for some months then how would you keep your penis and balls? Waxed or shaved?
shoot pudding has to be the funniest way of saying it
Get ready for school. And flirt with my crush to freak him out lol. And probably become gay.
Try and find a way to fix it. I've no interest in being male and it would cause issues with my current life.
Id grab some lotion and get to work if yk what i mean
I'd go straight back to sleep and stop eating cheese before bed time, as it is known to induce nightmares!
Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy, where are you? Oh no!
Out of joking, I would first start answering my curious questions about females then realize how the f*ck am I going to explain this to people and live as this new gender
I will touch myself lol and know how it feels like haha
Not sure if it’s a fair comparison but I got a trans friend went guy to girl… she says with just the chemical changes it’s stronger as “a woman” whatever that reference means to you lol.
Double up on painkillers and go to bed waiting for that curse to end. 😂
I would go back to sleep and hope that it had all been a most frightening nightmare.
Have a very awkward conversation with my girlfriend.
@god_of_thunder but wouldn’t you both be “bi” at that point? Not awkward at all in that case. 🤪
@PrettyPriya Well, assuming this only afflicted me, then my girlfriend, who is 100% straight, might be confused why she is suddenly waking up next to a woman, lol.
I'd go full lesbian, of course, after the initial shock wore off (and an hour of crying about my missing penis), but I think she'd miss my dick as much as I would. 😭
@god_of_thunder 🤣🤣🤣
Screaming and crying. Then i’d take a dick pic and try to jack off
Is it permanently or just for a day? Whichever one it is I’ll just play with a guy’s feelings cause it’s funny by saying a bunch of bs that I really don’t mean but the guy wouldn’t know that and just waste his time
Im hoping you're being sarcastic cause thats messed up
I am being sarcastic
Okay thought a flip had switched in you for a moment
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NjR3XCNV4co
I'd try to figure out how my "equipment" works by playing with it. :D
Ask and answer all the unasked questions on girls ask guys from both perspectives.
I would say wtf did I do now probably pray for my first time in my life to turn me back then go back too sleep 😂😂 lol!
A bit of exploring of my boobs n pussy, then suggest some kitten play with a certain kitten…
Ngl I’m exploring and I’m not talking the woods… though there might be some bushes involved lol.
I would probably become a lesbian there's no way in this world that I'd want some guy's dick in me
quit my job and use my pussy to get a successful man to pay my way
So true bro. All those cuck virgin men in their 40’s
Definitely enjoy it while it lasts.
Play with my tits and pussy and shopping for new clothes sounds pretty fun.
I'd take a look between my legs and masturbate to get myself a female orgasm to find out what it feels like. Then I'd go out and fuck as many guys as I can.
I would feel myself all over and try to give myself an O. Then I would go find someone and have sex with them (to see what it was like / felt being a female.
I would stack donuts on my dick
That’s a new one.
I would never thought of that in a million years
go and find a girlfriend finally knowing I'm not going to get hate from people who hate lesbian
literally all the girls: "play with me peeeEEEEeeeen"
i'd go out and have spontaneous sex and see how effortless it really is as a woman
@EmyyWolf :D unless he is a psychopath female
@EmyyWolf then how come porn stars are able to pull it off?
@WhiteBoyChill Cluster B personality... this is what she didn't consider
id jerk off. i mean what else can we do without knowing the details of this, like; how long are we the opposite gender, does anyone else know about it, cna we be/get someone pregnant, etc.
Probably panic then when I got used to it, see what all was different in my day to day life
Masturbate and bust a nut on myself.
Probably try to F a girl.
Get me one of those FLESHLIGHT F-TOYS.
Would you shave your legs too?
Also to add. I want to get blown. Sucked.
I want a female to ride me.
I want to F* a Blow Up Doll.
I want to taste my own cum.
Etc etc
As a female do you taste your own fluids?
@insteadfew
Yes cause I want my own taste to be top-notch
I wouldn’t shave my legs as a man.
Would you shave your chest as a man!/?
@insteadfew
No Lol.
I’d be free to not shave a thing
Not even shave chest or abdomen if it was even too much hairy for a man too?
Go clothes shopping! After admiring and playing with myself of course.
Call in sick.
"I'm just not myself today."
I would apply for all the scholarships and financial aid that is available only to people with vaginas.
I get to be a young attractive female
right? I would immediately look for a job doing lesbian porn lol.
Play with every inch of myself, learn what feels good and bad. Get a shower, go to town and get proper fitting clothes. Find a lesbian and have sex with her.
Have a play with my new body. After getting over the shock..
try out my new penis!
fine any small hole you can find and have fun!
@Still-alive what if i wanna slap things with it?
Sure. I hear slapping faces with it is extra fun :p
Mushroom stamp
Try as in?
Tell every "fellow" woman of a hot male version of me in hopes for returning to being male again one day and having quite some dates 😌
You’re gonna get hit on by so many dudes so I’d probably try to avoid people. I can see why girls are scared of guys they don’t know
be that friend in a group of girls who we all know is gay and sexually assault my friends and it’ll be ok because we’re both girls
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