If you suddenly got rich off crypto which choice would you pick?

[Anonymous]

Option A:
- Take out crypto at. 2.5mil but pay a few hundred thousand in capital gains tax.
- pay off all joint debt with partner
- buy a house with a basement suite to rent out when the market was the best it's been in years
- start a joint business with partner to receive opportunities for tax write-offs
- take your terminally ill mother traveling and buy things she needs to make her house safer and more accessible
- get a dog
- get married
- travel the world while being debt-free and making extra money from rent
- have amazing sex on every continent with high school sweetheart (who has only ever had sex with you.)
- have lots of time to commit to new business
- continue to get fitter with partner by doing yoga, skiing, swimming, gym, and hiking etc.
- spend time on your passions like recording new music in your home studio

Option B:
- do not pay off any debt
- Live with your parents instead of getting your own place and wank to porn 5 steps down the hall from your parents instead of having the privacy to have sex with your partner.
- Use your partner's credit cards until they're full
- finance a luxury SUV while your partner is sick in bed with Covid19
- let your terminally ill mother deal with an unsafe bathtub and broken bed frame and do not take her anywhere on her bucket list
- watch the value of the crypto drop and buy more at the bottom hoping one day you'll have 6mil
- end 8-year-long relationship with highschool sweetheart
- need to take a job as a music teacher and busk on the street for cash
- book hotel rooms every weekend and hook up with random girls
- do piles of ketamine and coke
- try to build muscle but mess up and just increase your appetite so you gain weight
- refuse mediation where ex was going to only going to ask for 1/3rd for the debt you put her in and go to court for legal separation instead - lose half, pay legal fees, and possibly be forced to sell SUV.

Build a life with your partner, rent out part of your house, and travel the world together.

Gamble and see if you can make more $$$, separate from partner, and party every night.

[RedStealthOperative]

I'd wanna get married, but also travel the world single for a while before that. There's so much potential for self-growth there that I could cultivate and then bring that into the relationship with my SO later on.

[exitseven]

I always thought that crypto currency was the 21st century version of the tech bubble of the 90s only with bigger numbers. I would definitely quit while I was ahead.

[Asker]

Yeah, everyone was telling him to including me but he's super arrogant now and he's lost most of it.

[exitseven]

You got to know when to hold em and know when to fold em.
(Kenny Rogers)

[TwiNshichamp1]

Many things on Option A which I could do, and other things which I couldn't like "- start a joint business with partner to receive opportunities for tax write-offs"

[slatyb]

I would buy a nice place in NYC and travel when I wanted.

[CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS]

I would hope I find my soul mate but would feel bad I had to become rich to find her.

[Asker]

He can only get gold-diggers now. The girl who stuck by him through hard times obviously had no value to him.

[CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS]

Well, I could always pretend to be someone else and then reveal to the girl that I’m a millionaire once she likes me for who I am

[Asker]

He's too egotistical to do that lmao he likes to show off

[Imsmurter1]

I chose b because it required not getting a dog I hate dogs

[Asker]

lmao yeah I'm more of a cat person but I want a big scary dog so I can walk alone at night.

[Chekxkc]

Do you have to pay capital gains from crypto investing? I don’t think so

[Asker]

Yeah, you do!

[Anonymous]

Those choices are oddly specific. 🤣