(1,400th Question Special) Which one of these would you take for a Million+ Dollars?

[MCheetah]

This is my 1400th question on GAG! That's a lot of curiosity!

Which one of these would you take for a million dollars?

$1 Million, but you can NEVER use the internet again! Ever! It will fail if you're within 25 feet of a connection.

$2 Million, but you can never eat food (or beverages) again and can only live off of water and dietary supplement pills. You'll puke up anything else and won't have a good time.

$5 Million, but you will never in your life be touched by the gender you're attracted to. No sex, no kissing, no hugs, no handshakes. You'll never know physical intimacy and you're not asexual.

$7.5 Million, but you'll permanently have to live in a lower class part of the worst (big) city in your country, and can never leave or go on vacations. It's like House Arrest, but for the whole city.

$10 Million, but you're now permanently a three-foot tall (92 cm) Little Person.

$20 Million, but you become permanently blind and deaf. As in, 100% blind and a 95% decibel loss of hearing.

None of them!

[God_of_Thunder]

I'd choose B, easily.

$2 million, AND I never have to buy food, ever again? Do you have any idea how much money I'd save? Hell, water is free, and I'd save so much time on cooking, too. Not to mention it'd be so much easier to watch your weight.

Not only that, but no food means never having to take a 💩 ever again, either. I would pick that option, even without the money. I'm not seeing a downside, here.

[MCheetah]

You'd probably miss food and drinks.

[jamesgoldman]

Give me $10M

[MCheetah]

Seriously?

[jamesgoldman]

Yeah I'm already short and can't drive so why not be more short what does it really change for me

[DizzyDesii]

Exactly like with $10M people would still fck 😂

[Aerissa_Jade]

None, as I don't need money, I'm happy with what I have. If I want more money, I'll spend less.

Although I did notice your profile says you've asked 1401 questions 😂.

Maybe you had 1400 before this question.

Although if I had a gluten allergy I'd go with B.

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Happy 1400-questions-on-G@G!! lol

For the poll, I think I'll go with the 20 million dollars. It'd be completely different (for the worse) from what I'm used to but I think I could adapt. Dealing with 20 million would also be hard though.

[MCheetah]

Thanks!

[JDavid25]

Ultimately I'm okay with not being rich.. If I really wanted to be rich I would just try and work insanely.. But I did choose B.. As long as those pills make me feel full and not like utter shit.. And congrats on 1400 questions.. LOL.. It makes sense, you do ask a lot of questions haha..

[TheUniqueOne96]

$5 Million, but you will never in your life be touched by the gender you're attracted to. No sex, no kissing, no hugs, no handshakes. You'll never know physical intimacy and you're not asexual.

I can't miss what I've never had and I like living out perfection in my head and I don't get depressed over it, as perfection is more than likely isn't reality.

[ShadezMcgee]

I enjoy all of those too much, so no money for me

[BlueScorpio]

If I had to choose I guess the loss of internet lol its not as bad as the other ones and maybe less internet will help people communicate better with others.

[douride2]

Send me the 5 million. I'm pretty much living that way now.

[MCheetah]

As a female? The difference in the deal is, you would have no choice in the matter and would pretty much be a starved virgin for life.

[douride2]

I'm there already.

[Topaz1979]

A is the best option for me because I have always wanted to live in the history times where they had 0 internet.

[NewsReader]

(C) - I never get touched by the gender I'm attracted to and I've been fine with that all my life.

[Spotifyplaylist]

I would choose no food I'm not really a foodie anyway plus all that water will be good for me.

[LovingLoverReturned]

None but if I'm forced it's between E and D... E is just human lol... are there lots of things they can't do? I'd have to research... how much more PHYSICALLY difficult life is

[MCheetah]

Life is very hard for them. And you being almost six feet tall (like 177-178 cm, I recall), would make it that much worse for you, because you're already used to tall privilege and strength.

[LovingLoverReturned]

175... my mom is 5'2 ... I sometimes think as a female it's nice being short... cause more options lol but I have always had enough options... it's kind of practical being tall.. but it's not like super long to be so uncomfortable in seat rows... though I know a guy who bends to come through thr door, I don't think he complains... but too tall and too short both have problems. l for the current designs the world has.

[RedStiletto88]

I chose none of them. I am very happy where I am now

[JosyJosy]

Congratz

Meanwhile I'm strolling in with my 21 questions. And yeah... None of them. Keep that money.

[sirderpsalot123]

Fuck, dude. These options are brutal...

None of them, lol.

[HarryDallan]

Easy. C. Take 5 mill, invest and make it 50 mill, break the rule, return 5 mill )))

No, seriously, None of it sounds right. Go make 5 mill on your own while living a normalish life. Who's stopping you?)) No, it's not easy, but who's stopping you from trying?))

[ElkaViki]

I chose D cause I could bring the happy vacation too me. I would actually enjoy this because I could help so many around me! So glad you out this one on here cause I didn't like any of the others, but this one I can definitely manage since I am already living in that state just without the 7.5 MIL! 🤑

[ElkaViki]

CASH OR CHECK? 😐

[AviatorTom]

I prefer staying the way I am, but if I have to pick one of the options, I could live with the $5 million and never have physical contact again.

[RealMarek]

I’ll taken $1 million in exchange for the internet, thanks.

[BoobMan]

Great question. I could see myself picking A, but the price would need to be higher.

[DizzyDesii]

Money is overrated. I wouldve been fine with $500k after taxes. None of those options above are even bad except for B and F

[CallmeTheKnight]

Yea bro, I'm just gonna be broke and enjoy everything else

[Fuentes]

I will go with none rather livevthe same life I'm living lol

[YollyM]

I'd choose C because I'd only be sacrificing kissing. As for the rest of it, you can't miss what you never had😅

[DizzyDesii]

And once you had it and see its overrated, you dont miss it

[maximumpower]

Been there already.
A million doesn't mean as much as it used to.

[JesseJayNeak]

I pick C. Girls never gave much attention to me anyway

[annabananna]

None of them are worth the money.

[MCheetah]

😢😭😭

[exitseven]

I would take the million and no inernet.

[J2ohhhhh]

I could do without internet.

[TroyDT]

The only winning move is not to play.

[CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS]

$5M, I am fine with just being by myself.

[IceCreamSandwich]

I don't need money that bad

[ALewis30]

None of the above. I can't do it.

[Massageman]

None, thank you.

Life is life.

[Alex8736]

Other -- The 8 Mile of Detroit 😂

[malwins]

Each option was horrid

[msc545]

None of these