Which of following would you do for $500 million?

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MCheetah · Accepted Answer

A: Easily. I'd just clean my tongue thoroughly afterwards. The question doesn't even say I can't clean the seat first, so I'd just do that.
B. Maybe if they're not poisonous. That's a hard one for me, but I'd do it with my eyes closed.
C: No. I never knew them, anyway.
D: No, that's stupid.
E: Nope.
F: I could do this, by why would I when there are easier options available.
G: That's stupid.

A and B are the only ones that aren't permanently ruining your life. The rest of the options are very terrible. A and B are easy, so A.

D_Bone_Steak · Accepted Answer

I'd lick that toilet seat. Being homeless for 3 years and you'll probably be eating your food on those toilet seats and sleeping next to them, so might as well get it over with instead of spending years with that toilet seat. Anything with the "for the rest of your life" or that would have consequences as such would never get picked over something like a toilet seat or a cup of spiders.

Whoever picked having sex with one of their grandparents, you're some sick fucks. For reals.

Snsl153 · Accepted Answer

I could handle being homeless for three years if I knew that at the end of it I'd be $500 million richer, and I'd never be homeless again (or need to work).

DizzyDesii · Accepted Answer

That doggy beef stew doesn't look too bad. Can i get some scooby snacks too

EmbraceThePain · Answer

If I absolutely had to choose one of these then it would be A. I think there’s a few parts of a toilet seat that have not gotten human contact at all so won’t contain too many germs, bacteria, etc. It is of course disgusting, but doubtful that you’d get any serious infection, disease, or sickness from it. I think the hardest part is getting over the disgusting factor in your head.

ElementoP · Answer

All of them but 3

Sex with grandparents- my grandparents are dead (God rest their souls)

Go blind - I don't care how rich I am, I wouldn't be happy if I was blind

Eat a cup of live spiders - I would have a heart attack and die, so the money wouldn't do me any good

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

I really feel sorry for those spiders, everyone is going to be chomping on them. with grandparents is it go in dry or can we add in some water or lube? Those ashes are going to be a bitch

Lyndsielee666 · Answer

Okay but I live in California. The mosquito bites every 15 minutes already happens 🙄

Blackcosmo · Answer

Mosquito bites obviously. I have this special oil that gets rid of them very easily and quickly. It also soothes the itchy sensation.

1GoldTwins · Answer

The toilet seat would be the easiest, desinfect it all, clean everything then lick it with some protective wrap around your tongue to be exxxtra safe

RoulOB · Answer

Be homeless for 3 years mean I can't buy a house, but I can live in hotels, B&B orall over the world for 3 years, it's more like an adventure I guess.

AnnaTumbles · Answer

How did people even agree on licking the toilet seats 💀💀 better to be homeless for 3 years ahaha

Marshymallow · Answer

Heck no lol. Keep your $500 million. But fr I have seen more disgusting things… might be able to do 1 after disinfecting

Th3ft · Answer

Honestly those are good options but going blind is the only one I would be willing to actually jump on. That option of being bitten by a mosquito Oh is a maybe but you would need to sell it.

Daniela1982 · Answer

You are being too easy. For half a $Billion people would do anything, even kill.

TheUniqueOne96 · Answer

Lick a train station toilet seat, as long as I could clean it and bleach the complete life out of it.

Drumlin2001 · Answer

The toilets seat thing would be disgusting for a few seconds but then over with. Well worth £500m. I would have put the sex with grandparent but they're all dead.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

Pet food has come a long way. That’s an easy choice. Homelessness seems to be somewhat chic now too, so that’s an easy second choice.

MarkRet · Answer

For 500 million, I could eat the spiders. The toilet seat would be okay IF I could wipe it down beforehand.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

I would lick the train station toilet seat & I would lick it when the cleaning staff finishes cleaning the restrooms.

Surely · Answer

I once worked with a guy that he and his buddies had a gross out contest.

He won by reaching in the urinal and taking out the urinal cake and taking a bite out of it!

Short of going blind I think that pretty much tops your choices!

Anonymous · Answer

That's an easy choice. Homeless for three years. You can literally live in 5 star hotels and travel all over the world for three years then settle down.

Wubs3000 · Answer

There is no way people picked being homeless over licking a toilet seat. They clean those regularly anyways and its a one time thing

jennifer_bloom · Answer

I voted for the mosquito bite - they don’t bother me at all

NathanDavis · Answer

mosquito bites are easy... I do that for free, lol

WhitneySnow · Answer

I’d do A I guess. Or maybe pick F and live in hotels for three years.

AviatorTom · Answer

All of them are physically nasty except for C... I'd share the money with granny

TheMajesticKing777 · Answer

Be homeless for 3 years, it's only 3 years, I'd crash at a friend's house and pay them my half

Avicenna · Answer

Only B and F are potions here. I guess I'd take my chances with B

FinalFantasyBro · Answer

Jokes on you I am already blind because I wear glasses so I wouldn't be affected, I just be getting 500 million dollars in free cash.

JoyGirl · Answer

None o I will bust it down for $500 mil, tho.

fonduegirl · Answer

I wear specs. I just need to give them up lol.

exitseven · Answer

I pick thje spiders. I heard there is a lot of protein in them

Flakedfhj · Answer

Train station toilet seat doesn’t sound that bad

tfan1 · Answer

Out of the list - this is the only thing you have to do once.

love_conquers_lust · Answer

Homeless, hands down. Some Japanese do it. All they own is a bicycle and a credit card

loveslongnails · Answer

When I was 17. my 58 yr old grandma was still pretty hot! No problem for half a billion.

yogrego · Answer

I didn't know that we can only pick one answer so this is wrong.

Titanic1912 · Answer

Lick the toilet seat. It’s once, it’s quick and it’s easy, but it’s very disgusting.

ArtemisSilver · Answer

Homeless sounds like the best. I'd just go be a forest hermit for a bit.

Guardian45 · Answer

Be homeless for 3 years (can’t use the money to buy a house) I still haven't bought a house, and have no interest in buying one anytime soon!

llorando · Answer

Be homeless for 3 years, nothing in the rules that says I can't buy an RV.

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

A toilet seat is cleaner than an office desk.

Deathraider · Answer

Honestly, spiders are pretty harmless so the cup of spider os fine.

Alex_Gus · Answer

You never said I can't disinfect the train toilet seat first.

Mr_Mash17 · Answer

Train station toilet seat is a one and done situation, plus chances are it has been cleaned beforehand. Ill take my chances!

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

None. That amount of money could be worse than some of the choices!

TonightYouu · Answer

Be homeless for 3 years and do whatever tf I want 😂

kataang · Answer

Just clean the toilet seat then lick it.

F3nr1r · Answer

I'd lick the toilet seat because I can clean it before

Agape93 · Answer

Hand over that cup of spiders

UnknownGagsUser · Answer

Spider? I would eat that lol

2facedfa1ry · Answer

train station toilet seat

AsaKyo · Answer

I'll take the mosquito bites

EarthRealm · Answer

I’d fuck one of my Female Grandparents.

SevilleJuan · Answer

That is one lame question and multiple answers. Grow up.

Kelly6 · Answer

I will pick grandparent

Wise4myage · Answer

H. None of the above.

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

The mosquitoe one is the only considerable option

Fuentes · Answer

I'm gonna have to eat me a cup of spiders

bigpauly · Answer

I guess A or B so I could get it over with

Charliefretz329 · Answer

I wouldn’t go blind or fuck my grandparents.

MVVlog098 · Answer

I would kiss my brother lol!

Shortqueen819 · Answer

You didn’t say I couldn’t clean it first 🙈

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