What are some of your expressions you've heard?

[sage2021]

Don't get your honey 🍯 where you get your money !!!💰

[FunkyMonkee]

You're never alone with a schizophrenic.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/OfgUck_AifM

Nothing makes sense if you think about it.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

Two wrongs don't make a right but, three do!

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

Never hit your grandma with a shovel, it leaves a bad impression on her mind!

If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall over!

Never let your mother brush your hair when she's mad at your father!

[OlderAndWiser]

Anything that is worth doing is worth doing well.

[OlderAndWiser]

Thanks for MHO!

[Anonymous]

Dont bang your neighbors husband unless they bang yours first
Door

[Bethany22]

Untill the cows come home

[Sixgunsound]

I’ve said that on here within 24 hours🤣

[Bethany22]

@Sixgunsound :D :D

[Andres77]

Don’t sh! t in your own yard.

dont air your dirty laundry in public.

[exitseven]

There was a little variety store in my old neoghborhood that was owned by a cranky old guy. He had a big sign behind the counter that said KWICHYABELLYAKIN.

[Sixgunsound]

That had me lol🤣

There’s a YouTube channel called shit southern women say, which I think you would enjoy very much.

[sage2021]

@Sixgunsound I watched the videos. Too funny!!! I used to live in the south east, so some of those sayings sounded very familiar - and now I know where I picked them up.

I used to detest asking them people for directions when I'd be lost. I'd pull into the fillin station and ask where the New Walmart was at. He'd say sonethin' like Do you know where the old City Hall is at? I'd say yes. He'd say, well, you don't want to go there. Take the same road, and when you see a fork in the road, you just keep on goin' straight.

Those people used to get me so damn lasted angry at them. I swear! Tee hee

[Sixgunsound]

I might live in New York but those are my people

[Lliam]

And if pigs had wings, they would fly.

There's a fly in the ointment.

You seem to have a bur under your saddle.

[CuriousMufuxka]

Always look eye, the bigger they are the harder they fall, a fool and his money soon part ways, any sculpture already exists inside the block. You just have to remove the unnecessary pieces.

[andreasderjuengere]

If you give me shit - I'll make you eat it

[andreasderjuengere]

one other favourite: ''When I die: bury me face down. So that the world can kiss my ass''

[18Uma21]

Their bark is bigger than their bite