If you had to lose one body part but could choose, which would it be?

[Charliefretz329]

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Hair and nail don’t really count

[Saltystardust]

A kidney, only if someone else could needed it. But if that wasn't a choice, I'd probably choose an eyeball. I had a friend in school who had one eye, unless he told someone, they didn't know. There was times where he would take his prostetic out on occasion, just to make people nervous

[Charliefretz329]

Wow that’s awesome! But the eye 👁 would be tough

[stuffnu2]

My dick I would be skin musk Rich if I didn't think with my dick half the time

[Charliefretz329]

Totally agree

[letuswaltzforthedead]

That depends, do I get to lose them in a cool way? I'd choose my right arm if so.

[Charliefretz329]

Sure lol! Why your right arm and how would be a cool way?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

I don't have anything against my right arm, but I think having a cool story behind something like that would help. Plus, I can get a cool replace if I wanted tk.

[Charliefretz329]

I’m partial to using my arms and hands… lol but yeah I bet people would be scared to ask how it happened.

Maybe like you saved a dozen babies from an alligator or something lol

[letuswaltzforthedead]

that could work, gator attacks are pretty common here. Most of the time they just stare and do nothing tho. What would you be willing to lose?

[Charliefretz329]

Same here in Florida. Lol

I’d lose my penis

[letuswaltzforthedead]

I'd ask why but I'm genuinely surprised that's your answer lol.

[Charliefretz329]

Something I’ve always wanted and I’m tired of my sex drive.

[Charliefretz329]

You need a great ending to the story like you lost an arm but killed the gator with one arm and just your teeth

[letuswaltzforthedead]

That's fair, there's always side effects to losing a body part but if it works in your favor, it works. It would be interesting to end the gator story by cooking it lol. Gator tries to eat humans, gets eaten by humans instead.

[Charliefretz329]

Definitely true for sure! Worse parts to lose than that for sure lol

Yes! Tearing into gator meat with remaining good arm and boasting your victory!

[Aerissa_Jade]

A polyp in my colon, that's what part I'd want to lose.

[Charliefretz329]

Oh hell yes

[TheUniqueOne96]

I'd go with a birth mark.

I have a relatively big one on my stomach area and I could do without that.

It is just a mark though and not like a bump type one.

[Charliefretz329]

That’s understandable, but it makes you unique

[TheUniqueOne96]

Yep, lol. I think I'm the only person I know who has it.

[Cynicaldreamer]

Stomach! That would take care of my weight issues instantly...

[Charliefretz329]

You mean the fat on your stomach right?

[BobbieBoy666]

My Right Foot I'm Tired With Being in pain When I walk.

[Charliefretz329]

Sorry about that, my friend got his cut off due to pain also

[dustybiker]

This is tough for me. I’ve been fighting to keep all my parts. Nail trimmings.

[Charliefretz329]

Lol nails don’t count! But I hear ya

[dustybiker]

Nails are a body part!! ❣️

[Charliefretz329]

👅😛😝

[dustybiker]

Fine. It’s your question… 😏 (😁)

[Charliefretz329]

Lol yes it is 😏

[Charliefretz329]

Your guard 💂‍♀️ has lots of work here on this question. Body parts falling all over 😬

[dustybiker]

lmao

[AviatorTom]

I'd lose my pinkie toe on my left foot, not really that important.

[Charliefretz329]

Noooooo balance!!!

[AviatorTom]

@charliefretz329 The big toe is the main toe that controls balance. The pinkie is practically useless.

[Charliefretz329]

Hmmmm

[exitseven]

I don't know but think I would rather lose my brain than my liver

[Charliefretz329]

One would force the other

[exitseven]

nah, you don't need your brain as much as you think you do but you can't get too far without a liver.

[Charliefretz329]

There are a lot of people out there who prove your point lol

[exitseven]

Yes, and besides, you can't drink without a liver

[Charliefretz329]

Lol even water

[LovingJo]

Did so the pain that I experience, in my body count? 🤔

If not, then all the unwanted fat

[Charliefretz329]

Yeah…. Sorry

[OlderAndWiser]

Tonsils. . . or appendix.

[Charliefretz329]

Those are reportedly troublesome…. Wonder what the real purpose is?

[OlderAndWiser]

Appendix is just a vestgial organ with no real purpose other than to keep surgeons in business.

[Charliefretz329]

Perhaps… medical science is still evolving

[TacosRAwesome]

Belly fat.

Followed by part of an ear or a finger.

[Charliefretz329]

A finger! Wow lol I get the rest

[Sukaaa]

I don't know maybe sth that an be replaced and look the most normal and least usable but honeslty have n I don't know what

[simptopia]

earlobe so im not losing anything crazy important but I can still make it a great story

[Charliefretz329]

Love it! Totally

[Amy10223]

My appendix. It serves no purpose.

[Charliefretz329]

Maybe lol

[Sour-rose]

my pinky toes.

[Charliefretz329]

Those are actually really good for balance…

[Sour-rose]

they are? Oh shiii

[Charliefretz329]

Yeah… they’re so small but soo useful

[Apulu_Imback]

All the acnes in my nose, does it counts?

[Charliefretz329]

Sure I guess lol

[MCheetah]

Left foot's pinky toe.

[Charliefretz329]

You’ll fall over

[NathanDavis]

I would donate a kidney

[Charliefretz329]

I’ve always been scared that I’d end up needed it if I donated

[NathanDavis]

we can get by with just one... sharing is caring...

[Charliefretz329]

Ok ok, I’ll donate a testicle then

[NathanDavis]

a lot of dudes here need a pair for sure...

I'm good though... lol

[Charliefretz329]

Lol, I got plenty to spare

[Agape93]

If I got paid for it, my kidney. If not, my hair.

[Charliefretz329]

Totally logical

[Steamnir]

I think it would be one ear

[Charliefretz329]

Oh no! Lol left or right?

[sirderpsalot123]

Nipples. I don't need them for anything.

[Charliefretz329]

True… hmmm

[dustybiker]

Oh no. Now you have him thinking. *security you’re needed in the back section* 😎😎😎😎

[sirderpsalot123]

Lmao

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao! I thought about getting rid of my belly button before but never my nipples. But I don’t need nipples and I hate when they chafe!🤔

[sirderpsalot123]

Charlie NO

[sirderpsalot123]

I would feel responsible 😂

[Charliefretz329]

Lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣

[Charliefretz329]

Too late, the thought is there

[sirderpsalot123]

Dusty help me here, lol.

[Charliefretz329]

Don’t worry, I have a penis to take care of first 😆

[dustybiker]

@charliefretz329 Not happening. My guard has never allowed a body part to be removed.

[Charliefretz329]

You gotta catch me first Ms Dusty Biker Girl

[dustybiker]

@charliefretz329 I’m really fast.

[sirderpsalot123]

You can't outrun her while she's on her motorcycle

[Charliefretz329]

I know a guy who’s missing part of his nipple. He misses it for some reason

[Charliefretz329]

Motorcycles can’t go everywhere lol

[sirderpsalot123]

Well, yeah just because we don't NEED them dosen't mean they don't NOT need them either 😂

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Exactly.

@charliefretz329 Ouch. Part? Does he get nerve pain?

[Charliefretz329]

He says it’s just numb. A girl bit part of it off

[dustybiker]

@charliefretz329 You’ve never seen me ride. 😁

[sirderpsalot123]

😬😬😬

[Charliefretz329]

Lol I’ve never even seen you so you have an advantage over me… I’ll be on the lookout 👀 for bikers now

[Charliefretz329]

He definitely didn’t like it 😂. I’d probably enjoy it on the other hand. I’m a bit weird like that

[dustybiker]

@charliefretz329 We strike when you are least expecting.

Bit it off? Yikes. What did he do for that?

[Charliefretz329]

Lol I’ll keep my head on a swivel

She was just a bit rambunctious

[sirderpsalot123]

A bit rambunctious...

[dustybiker]

😱😱😱

[Charliefretz329]

Lol yeah, he wasn’t impressed 🤣

[Charliefretz329]

But what purpose do male nipples serve for real?

[Charliefretz329]

I did read that if you put a baby on a man’s nipples for long enough they will make milks

[sirderpsalot123]

Decoration?

[Charliefretz329]

🤷🏻‍♂️ guess so lol. I saw a guy last year at a park who had 3 nipples. Maybe it’s a mating attraction tool

[Charliefretz329]

This feels like another good question for GAG lol

[sirderpsalot123]

I better get credit.

[Charliefretz329]

You got it lol

[dustybiker]

It’s a biological fact. Men can make milk. Keeps the babies alive if the mum gets killed off. (In the wild)

[Charliefretz329]

Well that settles it im keeping my Nipples Since they are useful

[dustybiker]

Yes!!

[Charliefretz329]

Penis is back to the top of the list

[dustybiker]

Noooo! Gah.

[sirderpsalot123]

Good job dusty...

[Charliefretz329]

Lol 😂

[dustybiker]

@charliefretz329 Sounds like @sirderpsalot123 might have a preference. He doesn’t sound as protective of the package.

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Thanks!! 😎

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker It's only because now I feel responsible for what happens to his nipples. I have nothing to do with anything else

[Charliefretz329]

Nipples are safe now

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 True. (Boys 🙄)

[sirderpsalot123]

Lmfao

[Charliefretz329]

Guys don’t usually care about other guys weiner a

[dustybiker]

@charliefretz329 I’m fairly sure @sirderpsalot123 would call 911 if you were witnessed in the act.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker I would call but I'm not stopping the bleeding or anything...

[sirderpsalot123]

They better get there quick

[Charliefretz329]

It would be tied off well no worries. I can suture

[Charliefretz329]

And I’d definitely prefer a hot nurse

[dustybiker]

…. 😂 only on GaG.

[sirderpsalot123]

The first conversation I ever had with Charlie, he told me that if someone cut off my dick he would run away with it because "finders keepers"

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao

[dustybiker]

@charliefretz329 wtf? lmao

[Charliefretz329]

I don’t remember this

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 yeah something tells me there’s more context. @charliefretz329 is weird as hell but he’s always been straight. lol

[sirderpsalot123]

The question was "what would you do if you found a severed penis at a bus stop" I said that I would call the cops because I wouldn't want to be next and then it went from there.

[Charliefretz329]

I definitely don’t want another penis lol

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 I think you are mixing @charliefretz329 up with someone else.

[Charliefretz329]

I remember that question lol, but I don’t collect weiners. A finder could keep it though I guess lol

[Charliefretz329]

It would be interesting to know what a girl would do if she found mine… 😏

[Charliefretz329]

You took me out of context 🤣

[sirderpsalot123]

Pretty sure the question got deleted but you did say this. 😠

[Charliefretz329]

😂 I’ll have to look it up! I would say finders keepers but not for my personal use I assure you

[dustybiker]

@charliefretz329I just went rhough all your questions. @sirderpsalot123 Must have made it up. 😁

[sirderpsalot123]

I don't know what you would do with it. But I KNOW you said that...

[sirderpsalot123]

It got deleted then. He even said he remembers asking the question

[sirderpsalot123]

This is actually making me mad... lmao

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Relax. It was probably deleted.

@charliefretz329 There are some kinky/freaky woman out there. If they found it there would be no telling.

[Charliefretz329]

I remember the question, it probably was deleted. But if I said anything like that it was referring to a lady, I don’t even want my own penis much less a collection of them lol

[sirderpsalot123]

bro you are lying 🤣

[Charliefretz329]

I’m sorry Sirderpsalot 🥺

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Oh stop. 😝

@charliefretz329 Ignore him. It’s not personal he’s just triggered into a mood.

[Charliefretz329]

I seriously don’t remember saying anything like that lol but I can be a sarcastic ass 😏🤷🏻‍♂️

[dustybiker]

I blame GaG.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker when I know that I'm right but am unable to prove it, yes... That triggers me.

But I forgive you charlie.

[Charliefretz329]

Gag has released our weirdness and secrets onto the world 🥺

[Charliefretz329]

Thanks Sirderpsalot 🥳😊🤗

[Charliefretz329]

I promise not to steal your penis and run away with it

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 I’ve noticed this. But Charlie is a good guy. Be nice.

@charliefretz329 I agree. GaG can make us odd sometimes.

[Charliefretz329]

I don’t need Gag to be weird lol

[dustybiker]

@charliefretz329 😁

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker I'm always nice

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Lies!

[Charliefretz329]

Take care friends lol im headed to bed. I need sleep to keep my weird under control

[dustybiker]

@charliefretz329 Sweet dreams my friend.

[sirderpsalot123]

Goodnight!

[Charliefretz329]

🙂🌚🌚 night!

[Havthrills]

The very end of a pinky.

[Charliefretz329]

Ouch lol

[Havthrills]

I'm already missing 1/3 of my ring finger. So that wouldn't be too bad.

[Charliefretz329]

Ahhh! Even things out a bit! Gotcha! 👍

[Fromdusktilldawn]

My head, I would chose my head

[Charliefretz329]

Big one or small?

[Likes2drive]

Well I had my gallbladder removed

[Charliefretz329]

Are you glad it’s gone though?

[Likes2drive]

Yeah, no more stones

[KrakenAttackin]

I would loose a leg.

[Charliefretz329]

Wow! Why?

[Anonymous]

What about body fat does that count?

[Charliefretz329]

Lol kinda, like you wanna lose your butt or tummy?

[Opinion Owner]

Lower belly and thighs and upper arms lol

[Charliefretz329]

Snip snip and relief lol

[Anonymous]

My balls then probably my body fat

[Charliefretz329]

Would be more comfortable without both I expect

[Msputiton]

A mole

[Charliefretz329]

Totally agree with you

[Charlesbrandonf]

One of the kidney. That’s it

[andreasderjuengere]

Appendix :)

[Charliefretz329]

Yikes lol but ok

[Anonymous]

My tits.

[Charliefretz329]

I’ve heard that from ladies before and I can imagine they can get in the way

[Charliefretz329]

It’s hard enough to deal with a penis protruding

[TroyDT2]

Wisdom teeth.

[Charliefretz329]

Yikes definitely

[SmokinAces2000]

Probably one of my toes

[Cubus]

One ear

[Charliefretz329]

Which one?

[Cubus]

Doesn't really matter. I believe both are the same

[Charliefretz329]

Hmmmm maybe. My right ear is more deaf than my left and it’s troublesome lol

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Foreskin.

[Charliefretz329]

I never knew mine… but I can’t judge lol

[HippieVeganJewslim]

You mean You were born without one?

[Charliefretz329]

No but mine was cut right away

[BarryLiverstone]

Some body hair

[Charliefretz329]

Lol ok I guess but it isn’t a part

[BarryLiverstone]

Sure is a part of my body

[Dinosaursandanime65]

One middle toe

[Charliefretz329]

Wow ouch

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Pinky toe is actually a wee more useful

[Charliefretz329]

Totally agree! For balance

[Dinosaursandanime65]

And grabbing

[Charliefretz329]

Yes!!!

[Sixgunsound]

One hair.

[BJP21]

My Ears, I love my Deaf Pride People.

[Anonymous]

A toe

[Charliefretz329]

Ouch lol

[Opinion Owner]

Well at least it would not be much of a difference

[Charliefretz329]

Yeesh lol maybe for you!😂

[annabananna]

My toenail

[art84]

Belly fat