Do teachers really have eyes in the back of their heads?

[bigpauly]

[melanieeeB]

One of my teachers always said he has eagle eyes and this old ass man really always saw when I was missing one line (we had to write excatly like he said, like leave one-three line space between the headline and etc) and he always ripped out my page (after I was done writing) and made me write his text again hahaha
He was so damn strict but he was actually always my favorite teacher

[bigpauly]

That sounds miserable, lol.

[melanieeeB]

He was a really old teacher and used to the older rules I guess, he was still nice tho he was just really strict with writing his texts lol

[bigpauly]

I see, lol

[malwins]

Lol what is he s cyborg

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Well, if it helps, I had a art teacher that looked like this

And she always knew what the kids were doing, no matter where they were o even if she was in the room or not. That being said, she was one of the nicest teachers I've had.

[bigpauly]

That helps me not be able to sleep at night

[letuswaltzforthedead]

lmao, I guess we got lucky she wasn't some sort of evil spirit. Some of the kids would actually act out and be rude to her since she was THAT nice but eventually they stopped since no one could actually piss her off.

[bigpauly]

Haha well I’m glad your class wasn’t haunted.

[letuswaltzforthedead]

😆 yeah true

[Msputiton]

Oh lawd🤣

[MCheetah]

I'm a teacher. We grow the third eye as soon as we serve a minimum of six months and have had at least one brat in the class pretending not to throw stuff behind your back. Female teacher's eyes have enhanced vision, to see through their hair and both genders have built-in zoom and enhance.

[SnowedIn]

In reality? No. Practically speaking? Yes.

I know that when I was teaching middle schoolers at church they sure thought I did... got away with only what I wanted them to.

[Msputiton]

Yes we do😡

[SnowedIn]

Is that emoji the back of your head? ;)

[Msputiton]

Yes it is🤨

[SnowedIn]

Yes ma'am. I'll obey now.

[bigpauly]

😂😂

[Msputiton]

@bigpauly🤨

[SnowedIn]

@bigpauly... my hero!!!

[bigpauly]

Lmao you guys cracked me up

[Red-Blaze]

They must have, used to have one able to shoot (/blast/pop off/lanuch) a board marker without turning from the front to the very back of the class or anywhere else in it, hitting everytime bang string on the table before any student daring to do anything not related to class, beside sleeping
If someone sleep they slowly get to them before smacking down on the table
You know you surely where in attantion in that class!!!
Been even more dangures when they found there box of unused board.. (what you call it? like rocky things pepole used on boards till they found it canseres?)
That stuff snap like hell bent and flig around after hitting the table

But not sure it is eyes... I think its more likely sornar

[Ms_Facesitter]

Some of them do. Others have eyes everywhere. With one teacher the class would be the equivalent of a group of goblins. Then next class with a different teacher, we would be acting like perfect students.

[bigpauly]

Rascals

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Unfortunately for them, despite those eyes in the back of their heads, they still don't see the thumb tack or the fart bag we put on their seats.

[bigpauly]

Thumb tack? That’s savage

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Yup. We we old school awful to some of our Teachers.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

YES they certainly do & the eyes in the back of their heads are the eyes of the teachers pets or rats as some say.

[bigpauly]

Let’s jump them after class

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Jumping them after class is too easy. Rats like cheese so we set little traps & play mind games with them.

[bigpauly]

Brilliant

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s like convincing a weasel at work, school or someone you know that he or she smells.
At work I walked up to a work weasel & said what is that smell? I said it smells like birthday cake. Next thing you know I had other people going up to the same person with questions about the smell of birthday cake. Next thing you know the joker went home sick.

[SaoirseS]

No, but I was fully convinced some of my middle school teachers had rear view mirrors in their glasses.

[bigpauly]

That would be a good invention

[dustybiker]

They used to. I think they all retired. Rare sight these days.

[bigpauly]

Too many places to get poked for such a job

[dustybiker]

Very true.

[Msputiton]

Yes we do. They grow the moment we step in the classroom

[bigpauly]

I knew it! 👀

[Msputiton]

How else am i gonna keep up with you and all your classmates?

[bigpauly]

I’m not a student 😒

[Msputiton]

Pre k?

[bigpauly]

I’m an adult! 😤

[Msputiton]

Hmm. You give me a headache. 🤣
Adult🤣so silly

[bigpauly]

🤨🤨🤨

[Msputiton]

Okay mister grumpy pants

[bigpauly]

It’s Dr Grumpy Pants.

[Msputiton]

Excuuuuse me.
Ever seen captain underpants?
The bad guy was named professor poopypants

[bigpauly]

Are you calling me a bad guy?

[Msputiton]

No. Just reminded me of that.
Sheesh rage monster

[bigpauly]

When did I unleash rage? 😒

[Msputiton]

Stop ragging at me😭

[bigpauly]

Only if you stop rag dolling me 😭😭

[Msputiton]

*picks up and begins shaking*
I don't do that!😡

[bigpauly]

You’re doing it right now! 😫😩

[Msputiton]

Am not
*continues shaking*
I have no clue what your talkin about

[bigpauly]

Stop ittttt!!! 😩

[Msputiton]

*Puts down*

[bigpauly]

*falls over from dizziness

[Msputiton]

Use your 36inches to prop you back up🤣

[bigpauly]

Stop laughing at how small it is 😭

[Msputiton]

It's okay. Maybe it will grow when you hit puberty 🤷🏾‍♀️

[RainBat]

After dissecting a teacher I can confirm that teachers do...

NOT have eyes in the back of their heads!

[bigpauly]

👀👀

[NathanDavis]

at this point... I can judge by my hearing or not hearing certain things, to tell if someone is up to something, or not...

it is about patterns and familiarity...

[sirderpsalot123]

They didn't work on me. I only had one teacher call me out for being the "silent ring leader"

[bigpauly]

They all just marked it on your permanent records

[sirderpsalot123]

🤔 Well played, teachers...

[bigpauly]

Yep. I just looked and there are a lot of marks

[sirderpsalot123]

I would get bored 😒

[bigpauly]

Yes, I see “needs improvement” checked by the slot marked attention span.

[sirderpsalot123]

That was just because I didn't believe in doing homework. Doesn't count.

[bigpauly]

Yes, I also see an “f” next to obedience.

[sirderpsalot123]

That was just because they refused to respect my no homework beliefs. I am not the villain in this story.

[bigpauly]

😶😶

[sirderpsalot123]

Teachers shouldn't get to police what their students do outside of school.

[bigpauly]

😶😶😶.

[sirderpsalot123]

Found the teachers pet...

[bigpauly]

That was probably you

[sirderpsalot123]

😠 Whatever nerd. I have a project to start now...

[bigpauly]

You’re actually going to do the project?
*gossips about you to all the cool kids

[sirderpsalot123]

Ask them if anyone has seen my rubber mallet 😦

[bigpauly]

Billy (known hardass and captain of the football team) said if you want it to come get it from him.

[sirderpsalot123]

I knew I shouldn't have brought it to school...

Do me a favor and don't let him know that I'm on my way. Sneak attack time 😏

[bigpauly]

I have to tell him. If he finds out I’m friends with you I’ll be considered a nerd by association. You understand.

[sirderpsalot123]

I'll just go buy a new one 😒

[bigpauly]

Billy will just steal that one, too.

[Price511]

I’d really hope not. Can you imagine how much it’d suck to try and brush your hair out of your eyes? It’d be an absolute nightmare.

[Haha456]

they still say that type of shit? I can still remember it being said 15 years ago when I was still in middle school.

[bolverk]

No, but the good ones have learned to 'read' the tension in the room, and know their students well enough to know which student is acting up while their back is turned.

[HighValue]

No, but I do have informants in different areas of the classroom.

[douride2]

I don't know about teachers but I know for a fact my mother did.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

No, but those that wear spectacles might use them as mirrors.

[mandyfire98]

Throw something and find out.

[bigpauly]

You’re going to get me in trouble!

[mandyfire98]

😇😇

[Agape93]

Yeap, but not a microscope so you're safe

[bigpauly]

😒😒😒

[Wicked_Witch]

Yes, so be on your best behavior! 😼

[bigpauly]

😱😱😱

[Blackcupcake]

some did… lol

[bigpauly]

I knew it!

[lightbulb27]

women do.

[Skyros]

Of course not

[bigpauly]

I can finally put that rumor to rest.

[pupluv45]

No actually

[LavLavLuv]

haha probably

[Minahh]

Yes haha

[Fuentes]

They wish lol