Why would he try to sell me this coffin?

[purplepoppy]

First of all relax, I'm not dying and don't plan to for a very long time. But I do work in an industry with a high accident rate so it look pays to be prepared for the worst.
So I had a little chat about my options with the village undertaker and he recommended this coffin. Thoughts?

[dustybiker]

The only evidence the skydiving company would release. Makes me wonder if they even bothered to put the body in the coffin or just laid it on top. Do arms matter?

[KittyKat90210]

Maybe he was unarmed :p

[SaoirseS]

Interesting. I don't think I could sell one. I can sell toe-pinchers, but not leg-spreaders.

[SaoirseS]

If the Google street view guy dies, now I know what to order.

[exitseven]

Hahaha toe pinchers

[AviatorTom]

@purplepoppy Please don't be offended, but it sounds like the undertaker read your post last year about how many guys you had sex with. 🙉🙊🙈😉

[es20490446e]

Because too much yoga.

[DubiousIntentions]

Loos like it is for a double-leg amputee who wears those metal prosthetic legs. That or it is a secret space vehicle mockup, as they usually mock stuff up in wood or clay. With all that wood it must be heavy.

[KittyKat90210]

Literally the first time I've ever heard of someone having a little chat with the village undertaker!

[electromagnetic]

I guess it’s good to cover bases but don’t you want a nice looking forever home?

[Iron_Man]

They’re always try to sell everybody something they don’t care how old you are they want your cash

[Texaskid1]

I suppose you could say the coffin is a testament to the life you have lived so far.

[call_me_scar]

Because he has a vendetta with the guy who digs the holes and wants to make his job harder

[QuietRunner]

Well just tell the village undertaker that coffin is the last thing you'll need

[exitseven]

Maybe in case rigor mortise sets in

[bowenw]

Can you point your toes to fit?

[Walrus_au]

Clearly died on your back?

[Pete671]

It would suit you!