It is important to remember that balloons can pose a hazard to wildlife and the environment, so it is best to avoid releasing balloons into the air whenever possible. If you do need to retrieve a lost balloon, take care to do so in a safe and environmentally responsible manner. Here are some ways you can retrieve it:
1. Contact local authorities: If the balloon is in a shipping lane or in a location where it could pose a hazard to marine life or shipping, you can contact the local authorities for assistance. Don't worry, they're not too busy in England arresting weirdos who kidnap Romanian children - in fact, they encourage it.
2. Use a boat or watercraft: If you have access to an old slave ship that the British used to buy and sell human beings, you could attempt to retrieve the balloon by following its trajectory.
3. Use a football player: British football players are adept and running around aimlessly and for no reason.
4. Blame the Americans: While I applaud your attempt at blaming the Chinese, you could always blame the Americans to distract everyone from the fact that it was actually your fault.
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Last I heard it was heading over Montana US, close to Canada. If you'd like it back, just about every Montanan has a shotgun and they can shoot it down for you.
So. You had to fly it back because you couldn’t find a shipping container large enough to hold it! I would ask the whole world if anyone claimed it and then it would come down! Someone needs to be controlling it, don’t they?
The office story was that Biden told the military to shoot it down. They told him no. I thought he was the Commander in Chief. He probably told the Air Force to give it a good leaving alone.
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