2 mo

Did you ever bump another car?

Did you ever bump another car?

What did you do? Did you leave a ticket? Did you leave without saying anything?

Today I bumped a car and I had to deal with the owner - my wife! I was mortified, she was elated because I always give her crap about her driving and parking, and for once she could be the one reproaching me. I offered to take her car to the shop and pay the damage from my account, she said no - the bump must stay on her car as a mark of shame for me and she'll tell everyone about it, ruining my pride as a driver and destroy my reputation. In her words, I must suffer and think about what I've done.

My life is over.

PS - this is a dramatization... up to a point.

Did you ever bump another car?
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