What did you do? Did you leave a ticket? Did you leave without saying anything?
Today I bumped a car and I had to deal with the owner - my wife! I was mortified, she was elated because I always give her crap about her driving and parking, and for once she could be the one reproaching me. I offered to take her car to the shop and pay the damage from my account, she said no - the bump must stay on her car as a mark of shame for me and she'll tell everyone about it, ruining my pride as a driver and destroy my reputation. In her words, I must suffer and think about what I've done.
My life is over.
PS - this is a dramatization... up to a point.
Nothing up until this point, I've had other people do stuff to my vehicle. Last time was a 5 months ago during winter tire changeover season. Some guy parked across from me in the Costco parking lot got is tires changed over, he didn't stood his tires up in the truck bed and left the gate open.
Dumbass backed up quickly forgetting the tires were in the back after shopping and one rolled off the back of his pick-up, across the parking lot and hit the bottom corner of my truck. Puckered the back right corner.