Who do you recommend I call to take care of my vampire problem?

[Still-alive]

Yeah these two vampires keep sleeping in the soil underneath the house during the daytime. At night they come out and threaten to suck peoples blood possibly infecting other people. Oh yeah they stink up the place with their deathly scent too.

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who can i call to take care of this issue?

The Ghostbusters

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Bob the termite exterminator down the street who also specializes in slaying vampires. Also charges by the hour fir his services

Vampire hunter D.

You don’t need to call anyone actually. Just toss some holy water on them as they sleep and be done with it. Save some money

[Genie23]

Or me!! I'm a genie, afterall! I can do anything 🧞‍♀️

[Still-alive]

Hehe

[Genie23]

😂😂😂

[Koneko911]

Buffy... especially if they're men... she'll just fuck em and then they'll get obsessed with her and leave you alone

[Sparkie460]

Don't call anyone. Just stab them with a silver sword

[llorando]

Bo and Kenzi

[Randalama]

Can't you just move? Haven't these people suffered enough inconvenience already?

[purplepoppy]

Your local pharmacy can help with a nasty coffin.

[goaded]

Buffy, or any of the other (spoiler!) slayers.

[Likes2drive]

Buffy the vampire slayer, she is cute too

[DizzyDesii]

Buffy or Blade

[call_me_scar]

A plumber