Do you ever look at your crap after you drop a load?

[Daniela1982]

If someone says they don't they are probably lying. And actually you should, because it can tell your about what's going on in your colon. For instance, you can probably tell if you have blood in your stool, which could mean cancer or something else like having Diverticulitis. Besides don't you want to know if the old joke about ants being on a turd singing, "When the log rolls over we'll be dead, we'll be dead, when the log rolls over we'll be dead!" is true? 💩💩💩

[nolabels]

You better believe I do.

It's been severely messed up for two years, finally getting back to normalish recently.

Absolutely, I do look at my off-loaded solid and liquid waste. 😊👍

[Daniela1982]

How was it messed up? Were you eating that hot sauce again?

[nolabels]

Well, there was some "Hot sauce" in there along the way. I won't lie!

But yes, severe, long-term chronic constipation, severe nerve pain, millions of crazy symptoms which doctors shrug their shoulders at, I was in constant 9.5 pain for almost two years, finally alleviated by (I swear) an angelic Nurse Practitioner who prescribed low dose Gabapentin for me.
Previous high-dose Gabapentin was a nightmare for me, with swollen, painful extremities and joints, mainly.
Things are physically getting quite a bit better, my wife first having cut my gluten also, and is now reintroducing it to determine my tolerance for it.

The type I creakily submitted examples, has finally been all drug out of me, I hope, and been replaced solely by types 3 and 4.

Who does not love a good poop?
Come on, now, tell me.
Ya can't, can ya?

[Daniela1982]

Especially if you were constipated. You just got to get that first one out. And maybe use a little bit of laxatives.

[nolabels]

Yep. Been there for a while now.
Sweet relief has appeared!
I would wish a good AM BM upon my worst of enemies.

[Daniela1982]

😮😂🤣😅

[Likes2drive]

Of course, always want to know if something is wrong or not unless you’re on one of those auto flush toilets that keeps flushing before you get up

[Daniela1982]

Auto flush? I guess you gotta be fast and grab a sample before it goes down the drain.

[Anonymous]

Lordy. This site was lively and fun 3 years ago.

[Daniela1982]

Why, not enough humor or too many dick/threesomes/blow jobs questions? And you have to post anonymously just to say that?

[Opinion Owner]

What humor are you talking about?

[Daniela1982]

The chart, which also serves a useful purpose. You can never take your health - or signs of bad health - not seriously.

[Massageman]

Yup. Grandson has been having 3 months of daily "power hours" so we're seeing Bristol Charts in our dreams!

[Daniela1982]

😂🤣😅

[Fuentes]

I have always had blood in my stools but they never say it's cancer. They always say it's normal lol

[Daniela1982]

I never heard that as being normal. If you have blood, there is something in your colon or intestines that needs attention. Early warning for cancer is always good.

[Fuentes]

Lol I have had stomach issues for the past 3 years and they always tell me it's ibs or it's normal. I hate Dr's I think something more is wrong but all Dr's see is your AGE and nothing else and refuse it to be something more lol but I have always had blood there for the longest now.

[exitseven]

I alwaysxlook just to make sure I did not shit my brains out

[Mangospacho]

So they’re supposed to have eyes? Great. Now I’m probably dying.

[Daniela1982]

Maybe they are just potatoes as they have eyes.

[Juxtapose]

What on Earth possessed you to ask this?

[Anonymous]

Mine is always look like the smooth sausage