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There are incredibly weirdo trolls on this site when they don't like your opinion they will try to upset you with their fake accounts lmao. She stalked my profile and saw my question about breast implant and thought it was something that upset me and tried hurt me about it but this message is so funny that it made me laugh. Soo gaggers do you think my breasts will get bigger if I start going to churchπ?
Well, my dear horny friend, let me tell you that God is not in the business of creating boobs. He's got bigger things to worry about, like world peace and making sure the Kardashians don't take over the world.
God loves all his children equally, whether they're rocking a pair of melons or just a couple of raisins.
But let me tell you, my dear, you don't need to go to church to get bigger boobs. Maybe try rubbing some holy water on them or doing a rain dance under the full moon. Who knows, maybe the boob gods will hear your prayers and bless you with a bigger rack.
And as for those trolls, let them try to bring you down with their fake accounts and petty insults. You're a strong, sexy, and confident person who doesn't need their negativity in your life. So keep your head held high and your boobs perky, my friend.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a cold shower and wash off all this illuminati that's been flowing through my veins.
If you pray enough your boobs will grow apparently lol.. I do not believe going to church will make your boobs bigger. People are so stupid and hateful here it's crazy. I will say this since you're 20. It's possible they could still grow a little. I had a friend that went from an A cup to a C cup from 20 to 24 years old and she didn't gain much overall weight. I do not know if that is typical though.
That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾ββοΈ🤦🏾ββοΈ🤦🏾ββοΈ🤦🏾ββοΈ🤦🏾ββοΈ🤦🏾ββοΈ🤦🏾ββοΈ🤦🏾ββοΈ
I'm not mocking anyone's religion, but are there people who seriously believe in this nonsense? 🤦🏾ββοΈ🤦🏾ββοΈ🤦🏾ββοΈ🤦🏾ββοΈ🤦🏾ββοΈ
Or this was a failed trolling attempt. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God gave you small boobs because he doesn't think you deserve chronic backpain 😂
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u Why would you want bigger boobs?
God loves all. Your breasts won't get bigger if you go to Church. The only time they will get bigger is if you get pregnant or have a boob job. Neither is recommended.
Judging from the lack of backache and the benefits of having a pair of boobs that gracefully goes against gravity, I honestly think I am lucky.
Pfft, as someone with natural saggy DDs and never been blessed with a perky chest, I'd sell my soul to Satan for smaller perky boobs.
Woman needs to understand there is NOTHING great about big boobs, I should know.
Buhahaha!! That is hilariously backward thinking. God died for you, of course he loves you. And small breasts are not a punishment. Any breasts at all are a gift
Whoever wrote that is an asshole. Block them. Plenty of guys like me prefer smaller boobs. Che bella.
Not if He also gave them a great big huge butt!
big tits are fine on young girls. After 30 small tits gain value, especially if you want to have many children.
Don't let trolls get inside your head. They are angry, miserable people looking to make you feel horrible, and nothing they say to you should be taken to heart. Just block and disregard.
God loves us all and besides good things come in small packages.
Big breast is overrated. Seen several, the only ones I loved were the small ones that had power over gravity.
Nonetheless, love yourself. God wired your body to be its best when you love him, love others and love yourself.
That's hilarious! Genetics, not religious dogma, the determines body shape.
Methinks someone drank way too much Kool-Aid!
If god decided people's breast size it would be to make sure you end up with your dream partner. Not all men are in to the big ones.
No that´s not true some people on here are just there to troll others to get rid of their own negative emotions.
i used to think so but now i'm glad mine are small when i see all the problems girls with big boobs have and they get a lot of attention anyway
I do not think going to church will help your breast grow... I do however think that if you ever have kids they will grow bigger. I have always liked smaller ones do to me your are prefect as they are... I am sure they are absolutely gorgeous...
Yes your breasts will grow if you go to church clearly :)
Lmao I hate peoples
No you don't need to go to church. You just need someone to ay with and nurture them lol
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