What is the funniest/weirdest/grossest thing you have done as a child?

[Anonymous]

I would smell the chairs that our guests sat on after they left our house. 😭

I can’t believe I even did this…. like how disgusting 🤢

[ZXCwWRQWz]

Oh geez. I should probably post anonymously but I didn't learn masturbation with the hand. I learned it when I was around 7 that sort of rubbing around in bed felt good down there. So I developed masturbation habit initially of humping the bed.

[ZXCwWRQWz]

I imagined my bed mattress or pillows were pretty girls I liked and humped the hell out of them.

[ZXCwWRQWz]

Also I developed sexual interest in women at a very early age, maybe even 5. Like I would pretend to struggle in swimming pools on the deep end when I found a bunch of pretty women on opposite side even though I took swimming lessons every day and excelled in swimming. Then the pretty women would rescue me and hold me and I could get to sort of motorboat their boobs. I didn't really understand sex back then and how it worked but I loved women and there was something sexual even though I didn't understand it back then.

[Asker]

Honestly, your’s isn’t even that bad. A lot of boys at that age do stuff like that.

But mine? Omgggg. What I did was sickly.

[ZXCwWRQWz]

Maybe equally violating. I never got so into smells. Like even as adult, the idea of sniffing women's panties is offputting to me. But I loved how women looked and wanted to know what was underneath their clothes. :-D Maybe more visually and touch-oriented in my case than smell-oriented.

[ibodi]

Me too but just smell my own for making sure clean up my ass. Then teacher made me sitting beside a retarded

[Asker]

Lmao 😂😂

[MORPHEUS_12]

Stepped in dog shit barefooted. That shit went between my toes. So gross.

[Asker]

Ehhghhh, I can hear the wet/liquidy sound as the shit went in between your toes

[CrimsonAngel09]

Ate newspaper.

[MementoMori777]

i got nothing but damn cindersmella 😂

[Asker]

There’s no way you’ve “got nothing.” We all have done some weird/gross things during our childhood.
“Cindersmella” 😭😭 good one lol.

[MementoMori777]

well i used to explode diapers, soak them with water and then explode the diapers by slamming them on the ground making a mess lol