What wise sayings would you imagine this tree with a face offers to whomever happens to be listening?

[Still-alive]

Listen well these words i shall now part to you...

This tree has sat here for over the millennia of human history. Surely it has much to say to those who wish to hear. What wise sayings do you imagine it doling out to its listener or listeners?

some examples:

"Don't be apart of the problem, be the entire problem" -Wise Mystical Tree

"Be the reason people are scared of the dark" -Wise Mystical Tree

"Don't die alone, become a pilot and take everyone else with you" -Wise Mystical Tree

Now you try! hehe. best one wins mho!

[RavVid]

*** Trying to think treelike ***

Maybe

"Come into my shade and find peace rustling my fallen leaves"

If anyone does want to email a tree, this one emails back.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-22/most-emailed-tree-in-melbourne-is-punt-rd-golden-elm/6639062

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Be careful, you could be barking up the wrong tree.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thanks for MHO :)

[valentina4eva]

nooooo mr wise mystical tree!! why are u so dark and scaryyyy😱😱😱 why can’t u be a happy and go lucky wise tree?😅😅

[Sour-rose]

"For a dream to tell you something can mean many things. But if it is realistic, it is a warning. Heed the warning."

[petitedollbabee]

The classic saying “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

[call_me_scar]

If you kill a killer the numbers of murderers remain the same, so you should kill two

[Wise4myage]

Be kind to nature.