What's the minimum you'd bend over for?

Question

Yes, I know bending over takes effort and sometimes when you do it isn't what you expected, for a lot of people it can even hurt. But we've all got our price and I suspect for many of you it's quite low. In public some of us do it as discreetly as possible while others shamelessly swoop over in front of everyone.

But what's your minimum price? If you see a coin on the pavement what's the smallest denomination you'll bend over to pick up?

BoobSlayer · Accepted Answer

Now, before delving into the heart of the matter, it is imperative to acknowledge a significant encounter that has shaped my perception of cosmic bending over. My dear @cousin_stacy, he of the magnificent breasticles, stands as a testament to the wonders and allure of a man's bosom. Those fiery biscuits elicit both admiration and envy from all who have had the pleasure of laying eyes upon them.

The question at hand is one of personal thresholds, a matter at which I, as Boobslayer, stand as an exemplar of devotion. To ascertain the minimum level that would beckon this humble connoisseur to bend over, I must take into account the multifaceted appeal that iced gems hold.

A mere glimpse of honkers or a passing glance at juicy melons might be enough to coax a quiver of excitement from this treasure-seeking soul. Yet, the true allure lies in the journey embarked upon, the path leading up to the grand unveiling of these chesticles, each encounter akin to opening a long-awaited gift.

To prompt this seasoned aficionado to bend over, a rather delicate balance must be struck. It is not merely the size, for whether they be modest fried eggs or formidable boom booms is of no sole consequence. The essence lies in the alluring interplay of shape, firmness, and the elusive factor of personal chemistry.

Thus, the minimum that would warrant my submission to an enticing bending motion would be a combination of elements that tantalize the senses. The sway of an entrancing chest, accompanied by an unspoken invitation in the eyes, heralds the enchantment. It is the magnetic pull of a woman's feminine energy and confidence that ignites the fire within, rendering me powerless against the allure of a captivating pair of bazoombas.

However, it is vital to reiterate that Boobslayer's preferences are of an idiosyncratic nature, rooted in his own unique journey. Each individual possesses their own predilections and yearnings when it comes to the realm of fiery biscuits and coconuts.

To conclude, I must take a moment to encourage respect for the vast array of body types and their respective beauties. The diversity among mammary landscapes mirrors the varied tapestry of human existence itself, and it is in the acceptance of such that true appreciation and admiration of the darling buds of May can flourish.

ohsheeT · Accepted Answer

I'll do it for free LOL I don't care what denomination it is if it's laying on the ground I'm going to pick it up I am a coin collector and you never know what you're going to find on the ground that one penny could be worth a half a million dollars that one nickel could be worth a half a million dollars at dime 200,000 a quarter 400, 000. I have found pennies worth up to 85 bucks either on the ground or even in my pocket change for the last past I would say almost 20 years I haven't spent any of my change that I accumulate each and every day

One of these days I will start going through it all and go through each coin and see if it's worth anything

The US just came out with their 2023 penny and if it has a certain mark on it it's been selling anywhere from 50 to $85

And of course no matter what I mean it's worth more money if the condition is top grade but you can still make good money of his opinion you can find off the ground
Who knows could just get lucky someday

electromagnetic · Accepted Answer

I’ve bent for as low as $.10
I have sensory issues and usually I’ll keep $.25 in my shoe. It’ll move with me throughout the course of the day. There was a time I was wearing runners and I forgot to place a coin in the shoe. I had problems most of the day but ended up finding the 10 cent on a curb near work.
forget back pain, I bent and snapped back with a quickness.

Date_a_Snob · Accepted Answer

at one point in my life I was dirt poor. I hadn't eaten in almost 2 days. I bent over for a guy who bought me dinner.

BoopBoopBeep · Answer

I pick up pennies. I filled a water bottle with change I picked up in D. C. over a year. A lot of it was gold coins, but mainly pennies and dimes. It was a little over $500 when I cashed it in.

If we had demonimations lower than a penny i'd bend over for that too. My folks aren't known for not caring about money.

AviatorTom · Answer

I'll bend over and pick up any value coin. Not too much different from the prostate exam at the doctor's office.

EmmaMary · Answer

@purplepoppy  I never bend over to pick anything up, I always squat and kneel down.

Anemone978 · Answer

I would only pick up a bill off the ground I ain't picking up no damn coins lol so I guess $5 is the cheapest I would pick up..
As for if you mean bend over in the sexual sense then $1000 is my lowest offer lol

Anonymous · Answer

I'll bend over for a penny. Not because I'm in financial distress or anything, far from it actually. But I've been short a penny before enough times in my younger days that I don't much for granted.

DJB72 · Answer

I'd only bend over if you asked nicely... No charge 😘

Wonderingguyy · Answer

Literally 5 cents 😆 I collect coins cause I can make jewellery out of em

jamesgoldman · Answer

Cash probably £1 but shiny things do catch my attention so far it's made me about £500 in gold alone

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

Candy!

Pete671 · Answer

I spend 4 hours a day bent over for minimum wage,

jimmy2 · Answer

I bend over for a penny because on that Penny I reminded In God We Trust and then I tell God in prayer I do trust you.

Anonymous · Answer

Bend over or BEND OVER... because one is free and the other is around $300 lol

elizamichale1 · Answer

Maybe a quid

Sparkie460 · Answer

Nothing less than a quarter is making me bend over

Levin · Answer

£20 maybe.

exitseven · Answer

A nickel.

Anonymous · Answer

$500k. yes I get clients. Im hot

Andres77 · Answer

Shiny

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