What did you last break?

[dustybiker2]

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I came out of a store with two bottles of wine in paper bottle bags. I moved out of a persons way in the sidewalk and was left holding the paper bag neck and nothing else in my right hand. *smash* This never happens.
A week later was opening the other bottle for dinner... dropped. What the heck? Wine goblins. This time only a shot-glass lost, no break.. 'cause it landed on my foot.
I haven't even bought wine for half a year. Just fancied it. End ramble.

[strateguy632]

last? more than ten years ago i washed cups at job and slippery soap dropped one it shattered. never since broke. but recently i knocked down a glass that spilled sticky juice.

also 9 years ago i put glass in microwave as usual to heat water for one minute suddenly i heard bangs! half time, so i opened the microwave door, only the bottom of the glass cup sat on the glass tray! but sides n handle had exploded all around the microwave.

[dustybiker2]

lol wow. They do say water alone is unstable in a micro.

[DryGermanGuy]

I rinsed of one of my larger porcelain bowls under the kitchen faucet when it slipped and shattered in the sink. I rolled my eyes and started picking the ~25 pieces out of the sink. Great day.

[dustybiker2]

Hey.. at least you didn't break the sink too. 😅

[DryGermanGuy]

"You see, as king you must find the good in any situation!"
- Edward I of England, Braveheart

[dustybiker2]

Excellent quote haha

[jennifer_bloom]

I broke the cap on my nutritional yeast bottle and I paid $16 to buy it so I did not want to throw it out. I got a family member to open it for me using the manipulation of knives after I broke the standard bottle opener by pulling too hard on the bottle opener while trying to open the bottle.

[beebella]

Almost broke my ankle falling down the stairs the other night. 🤦‍♀️😂

[dustybiker2]

Oh no! So glad you didn't. Are you okay?

[beebella]

Yeah, I'm fine. My ankle just hurt for a little while afterwards.

[dustybiker2]

Ouch. That could have been really bad. I consider that lucky. 😎

[exitseven]

I was trying to repair a laptop computer and I was changing out a broken screen and I cracked it trying to make it fit

[dustybiker2]

Oh.😨 That's terrible.

[exitseven]

@dustybiker2 it was at work so its not tooo bad

[dustybiker2]

lol Slightly better.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I keep breaking office phones because I get pissed off and slam it to hang up. Lol there's a bunch of phones around here that the little kickstand doesn't stay in place.

[DJB72]

Six ribs. Although technically I didn't break them, they were broken during CPR.

[dustybiker2]

I'm glad we still have you here with us. This is a fear of mine.

[DJB72]

I'm glad to be here. Based on my experience I'm not afraid of what's next, I'm just cautious about how I get there

[dustybiker2]

lol Smart

[douride2]

I may have broke my bank account. I just bought a new vehicle.

[dustybiker2]

I'm dealing today myself.
What are you getting?

[douride2]

I let my full size 4X4 go & bought a Toyota Rav4. I haven't hauled anything in the back of that truck in years.

[douride2]

@dustybiker2 I had been looking & trying to deal since last spring.

[dustybiker2]

I had a Rav4 manual once. It was a blast.

[douride2]

I don't think you can even get a manual any more.

[dustybiker2]

No. They stopped when they remodeled. It was smaller back then, which is why I liked it too. Drank gas though.

[douride2]

@dustybiker2 So what are you looking at?

[dustybiker2]

A Honda NC750XDR. Sport/tour. I'm currently trading two bikes for it. Waiting for their call to come pick up my cruiser for inspection.

[dustybiker2]

https://postimg.cc/c6zkSQ72

[douride2]

Nice.

[dustybiker2]

Thank you.
It was that or a Street Triple 765R. Which I might still do if they lowball me.

[douride2]

I I haven't rode in years now. I keep thinking of getting another bike but it hasn't happened.

[dustybiker2]

It'll happen if it's meant to.

I hadn't planned on getting another bike. The shop had a bbq last weekend and this fit like a glove. It's two bikes in one instead of the upkeep costs of two.

[Wiredone]

The last thing I broke was 3 ribs. That was about 2 years ago

[dustybiker2]

Keep that good streak going. That was rough.

[Wiredone]

That hurt like a mother flucker. It took 6 weeks to heal

[dustybiker2]

I can't even imagine. Ouchie ouchie ouchie How did you sleep? Sitting up?

[Wiredone]

I didn't sleep well at all. Every single moment woke me up from the pain. I slept laying down on my side that wasn't broken

[dustybiker2]

Sounds awful.
I have this weird thing with my elbow going on were it wakes me up like a firebrand if I sleep with it over extended, and keep doing that under a pillow. Won't heal. And that is hellfire pain. Ribs... pfft. Ouch.

[Charliefretz329]

Aww that’s really sad…


My windshield chipped couple weeks ago

[dustybiker2]

Ugh, been there. The seal is actually giving in recent heavy rains. I need to call them. Thanks for reminding me.

[Charliefretz329]

You’re welcome 😇

[IslaTheWitch]

yesterday I broke two plates when unpacking the dishwasher... they slipped out of my hand

[Nice222]

My clothes washing machine. I overloaded it.

[dustybiker2]

Oop. Makes it to the spin cycle. lol

[Nice222]

Yeah luckily I was able to watch a YouTube video on how to fix it. The part cost me $25. And took me about 20 minutes to repair it. So now good as new.

[dustybiker2]

Oh, nice. Youtube is handy. Learned so many tricks.

[Nice222]

Yeah definitely.

[Miah04]

God tellin you no drinking 😂

[dustybiker2]

Honest truth. 😂

[Miah04]

😂😂

[strateguy632]

nah, first the moisture on glass weakened paper bag, the second while opened meant struggle with cork pushed it.

[dustybiker2]

@strateguy632 The second was related to the cork. It was in a lot looser than I predicted. Neither was chilled though. So that was curious.

[ab2shifty]

My ankle.. like 3 days ago

[dustybiker2]

Why did you ho and do that? Was it at least while doing something amazing?

[dustybiker2]

*go.

[ab2shifty]

So I was uh, running and there was a hole in the grass.. so amazing right 😎

[Huntingnfishin]

Condom...

[dustybiker2]

Oooop

[Huntingnfishin]

Lmao! No kidding!

[sirderpsalot123]

My chair lol

[dustybiker2]

That's pretty good if it was the last thing. That was a long time ago.

[sirderpsalot123]

I take care of my things lol

[sirderpsalot123]

Actually I did break my moms plate a couple of weeks ago...

[dustybiker2]

Just not other peoples things. Noted. "Put away breakables when Derp comes to visit."

[dustybiker2]

Appreciate the honesty though. Points back.

[sirderpsalot123]

😬😬😬

How many points do I have?

[sirderpsalot123]

And does dropping an airpod in the toilet count as breaking something? I think you have to drop both of them to be considered breaking it

[dustybiker2]

Does the ear thing still work? It has to be broken to count..

And no my men aren't sharing the tally lol

[sirderpsalot123]

One of them still works...

That's cheating.

[dustybiker2]

So they are half broken.

Tel them that 😏

[laly520]

a plate

[Sameone]

My phone