This sounds weird but I wish it where real so much?

I wish parseltounge was real so I could literally learn it to talk to snakes I would find that very interesting to do I like snakes not snakey guys though but snakes I find snakes fascinating and I think it would be cool obv I know it doesn't exist but I wish it did I wish I was doctor dolittle could hear them all it. Would be so magic and wonderful to hear animals to?
This sounds weird but I wish it where real so much?
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