Well... I'd tell them I kind of wish for my life to end already, so a better way to make me suffer would be to let me live. If they decide to torment me, I'm going to stay alive. If they decide to perform a mercy kill on me... I'd pray for them to be forgiven for that sin.
It's a bit like a meme I found the other day:
"Robber: Give me all your money, jewellery.. Whatever you've got!
Victim: Sorry, I have to pay alimony. Also, I have taken a bank loan to get myself a house to live in.
Robber: Oh, sorry to hear that... Can I help you in any way?
Victim: Just pull the f**king trigger..."
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Kill them first, or die trying. Nah, I've been in a couple situations like that. I didn't kill the guy but he didn't try to do it again and another time, while being kicked unconscious by a pack of animals, the guy that started the fight with me, after he woke up, stopped them from crushing my head with a cinder block.
I'll tell them go ahead, kill me, I always wanted to die and no one is going to notice anyway, they will just gather at my funeral and say "oh, it's so sad, but let's be strong and move on" lol.
maybe that way they will have pity and no longer want to kill me...
*I don't want to kill myself huh
"If you shoot me you won't see a cent of that money" - 1:34 mark
https://www.youtube.com/embed/aJCSNIl2PlsAppeal to their greed. That's how :)
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If it's a woman that I think I can handle I'd defend myself.
Otherwise psychology lol... talk to them, listen, acknowledge their emotions and try to stall them or get them to change their mind with my words. I've done it before to protect myself and others until police arrived.
Distract and then fight for your life, if reasoning fails. Not only highlight you have a lot to live for, but do they really want to spend the rest of their life in lock-up.
Worse comes to shove, I would say that my family will inherit a lot of money and can easily pay for their life in prison to be a living hell too.
If someone wants to kill me they are welcome to try. But rest assured I will be defending myself with greater and sadistic force. Now should they succeed rip me. Should I succeed I will do my best to ensure they survive because I wouldn't want to lose the opportunity to have the utmost fun with them. They likely will not think it is fun but I will be enjoying myself immensely
If I really have to survive, I have something to offer in exchange, but I don't know if I can share that here.. 😂
Look... I am your father...
I probably would not even bother trying to convince them. They’ve already made up their mind
i wouldn't. i'd be like "yeah whatever. do what you must". and hope that they get demotivated cause they didn't get the pleading and despair they were hoping for.
I once told a guy "that didn't work out too well for the last guy."
I wouldn't I'd simply kill them first or try to at least.
I’d kill them first. That’s a pretty effective way to change someone’s mind.
By drawing my Glock and triple tapping them. No time for discussion.
Hopefully i would be able to get them first in self defence, then i would not need to convince them.
Always keep a mace on hand for you
point out that killing me solves nothing and would make it worse for them as far as criminal implications and I did not wrong them
Too many variables. Depending upon the specifics I would flee or fight.
Killing them first? Stand your ground.
Let’s fuck instead
Give them money
With my shotgun
If talking doesn't work, then waste them.
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