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Guys, convince me that skunks don't talk to each other, OK?

Guys, convince me that skunks dont talk to each other, OK?

One night I was watching a scary movie, and I glanced over to the glass sliding door and a skunk was staring at me. That's extremely rare, because they are very elusive critters. She just kept staring at me with those cute eyes. Fuck! Now I had to pause the movie and get her an ice cream sandwich. I just figured that that's what skunks like to eat. I was right. When Maxine left, her face was a mess.

The next night, I was watching a movie, and I saw 10 skunks staring at me! You know those crafty little fuckers can talk. Because how else can you explain it? I knew they were nocturnal, and that's part of their elusiveness. They slink around at night under the cover of darkness Maxine brought her cousins, uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters. I fed them every night, but for financial reasons, I had to switch to peanut butter sandwiches. (and it wasn't the fancy kind)

It brought this song to mind.

I can't prove it, but I think they were talking Portuguese.

Guys, convince me that skunks don't talk to each other, OK?
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