Why don't people believe me when I say that skunks can talk?

Why dont people believe me when I say that skunks can talk?

Skunks get a bad reputation for their self defense mechanism, but they are so cute, and friendly and much nicer than most humans. When Maxine and I met, she came to my sliding glass door at night and just smiled. I gave her an ice cream sandwich. She loved it. But the next night, she brought about 10 of her buddies with her. Crikey! I didn't have that many ice cream sandwiches, so I switched to peanut butter sandwiches. It turns out that skunks like peanut butter just as much as ice cream. Who knew? But it begs the question; how did the other skunk homies know to come to my door? I know they get together and talk. I'm not saying they speak English, but they speak in some sort of skunk talk. How else can you explain that amount of elusive animals showing up on my porch? Those little fuckers talk, and I think they gossip. I allowed Maxine to move into my storage closet, but I made it clear that wouldn't allow her shacking-up with her skunk boyfriends. She was cool with that. What does it mean?

Why don't people believe me when I say that skunks can talk?
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