Any help anyone?

It's Wednesday 19th June 2024 a need a ID card today for my proof of age no one ever believes am 35 even people on this don't believe me half the time but I have no birth lines drivers license passport it said I can buy one online but I have nothing for referee to sign like my doctor wtf man a won't get my kill bill tattoo without my ID card ma two sisters and mom and dad have birthday certificates I have never seen mine from I was born why did mines have to be the ones that got lost any help I need it today for this Friday?
Updates
+1 y
A windy trust the government for shit after bumping me oot £85 quid back for no getting ma passport destroying ma dad's birth lines
Any help anyone?
Post Opinion