Your favorite insult of all time?

[MikeTheBartender]

Just for fun...

"It's bad enough that you're fat, do you have to be fat and stupid?"

[SugarSugarplum]

I'm going with Mal on this one...
"Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle!"

[Anonymous]

"Dude you're so much of a disappointment, even your dad was bored when he knocked up your mom"

[MikeTheBartender]

Lmaooooo

[Lliam]

Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you. You owe it an apology.

[MikeTheBartender]

Hahahahahaha 🌴🌴🌴🌴

[DrPepper12]

I LIKE THAT!!

[DrPepper12]

I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you

[Skinhead-1979]

I am a cunt sometimes and I couldn't give a fuck 😉

Mind you; the usage of the word Cunt is completely different in the UK than it is in the US. Cunt can be used for men and women; friends and enemies; as an insult and as a joke.

[FunkyMonkee]

How about, "Berk"?

[Skinhead-1979]

@FunkyMonkee Nah, I certainly have a lot of flaws; I don't think stupid is being one them 😉

[FunkyMonkee]

Berk, short for Berkley Hunt, rhymes with cunt.

[Billlewis]

From Alec Baldwin's character in 'Glengarry Glen Ross' -- 'I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it'

[FunkyMonkee]

For girls that are trying to fend off guys that just won't take "no" for an answer.
I've already GOT ONE asshole in my panties! I don't NEED another one!!

[Juxtapose]

"If I wanted to hear an ass talk, I would fart."

"You are as useful as a screen door in a submarine."

"I would tell you to eat trash but that would be cannibalism."

[Wallythewalrus2]

"You should have been swallowed by your mom"

[DrPepper12]

Always liked that one. Plus, "The best part of you dripped down your mom's ass..."

[Wallythewalrus2]

@DrPepper12 Were you a, Full Metal Jacket movie fan?

[DrPepper12]

YAAAASSSSSSS

[Zenpanda]

I'd love to agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

[Anonymous]

When you jack off, does your hand fall asleep?

[MikeTheBartender]

BahahHhahahaaa

[DrPepper12]

Ouch

[Staximus]

Probably one my dad used to say - "If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards."

[noohair]

If my dog looked like you I would shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards.

[HawkPerception]

Smooth brain and low IQ are my usual lol

[Dongie]

Bro, she ain't ugly she's fugly.

[thenerdone]

Was once told I looked like my name was Phil.

[TheWombRaider]

Traded people don't know they are tarded

[DishLady]

Jackanape...

[NathanDavis]

truths